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Imagine having so much body hair, that you resemble a fucking monkey. My hands are covered with hair, my feet, my chest, my ass. It's harder to find places without body hair than otherwise. Buuuut, in the head. Where you know, hair should be. I'm losing it.

Isn't this completely retarded and a troll move by genetics? Like give me something ugly like body hair everywhere, but take from me the only decent measure of a person.
 
go to the jungles , you skipped evolution . Breed with chimps and dominate them
 
from memories of media from when i used to watch, this situation was easily one of the most common to mock due to the irony. guy in any kind of show or any situation, the jokes begin. jokes on the irony in a persons existence are heinous. like when the rare celebrity ugly gets a girlfriend and they all mock him saying how it's surprising. muh looks don't matter tho.
sorry brocel
 
go to the jungles , you skipped evolution . Breed with chimps and dominate them
If i weren't so used to computers that may not be a bad plan at all, at the very least i'll ascend with a female chimp lmao.

from memories of media from when i used to watch, this situation was easily one of the most common to mock due to the irony. guy in any kind of show or any situation, the jokes begin. jokes on the irony in a persons existence are heinous. like when the rare celebrity ugly gets a girlfriend and they all mock him saying how it's surprising. muh looks don't matter tho.
sorry brocel
Jonah hill comes to mind. An interviewer was surprised he smelled good, and Jonah was like 'Why is that surprising?' Fate loves making fools out of us
 
If i weren't so used to computers that may not be a bad plan at all, at the very least i'll ascend with a female chimp lmao.
do it casually for some time
 
Are you big framed and strong ?
 
Foids used to call me werewolf for being hairy at 12
 
Welcome to curry life. Congratulations, enjoy your stay
 
Welcome to curry life. Congratulations, enjoy your st/ay
What zagros neolithic pheno does to a mf. Most AASI aryans don't have this problem tho

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Welcome to curry life. Congratulations, enjoy your stay
At the very least they don't bald early. Also for some reason being hairy looks better when you're dark skinned. As i'm caucasian, i look horrendous
 
Imagine having so much body hair, that you resemble a fucking monkey. My hands are covered with hair, my feet, my chest, my ass. It's harder to find places without body hair than otherwise. Buuuut, in the head. Where you know, hair should be. I'm losing it.

Isn't this completely retarded and a troll move by genetics? Like give me something ugly like body hair everywhere, but take from me the only decent measure of a person.
Hair went to everywhere except where it was supposed to jfl
 

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