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I know it could be a teen thing, but I just don't see anything for me changing.
If you start gymaxxing (might I add you're at the perfect age and would probably have a head start) and if you can work through social awkwardness you could very easily do a sport of some kind and perhaps ascend. It pains me to see that nobody ever has any positivity on this site, maybe cos I'm new. But just remember you're still young and in a year or two could pull a complete 180º on ur situation.
 
You're LARPing again. The gun just so happened to jam when you were going to commit suicide and you didn't even attempt to clear the jam. This is even less credible than the cousin's BBC bulls story.
 
You're LARPing again. The gun just so happened to jam when you were going to commit suicide and you didn't even attempt to clear the jam. This is even less credible than the cousin's BBC bulls story.
Whatever you think. I'm done trying to placate all of you when you see me as a plague.
 
Whatever you think. I'm done trying to placate all of you when you see me as a plague.
You're not a plague, you're not that important. It is simply slightly annoying when you post repeatedly how you're going to kill yourself. You have done it more than once. I am not telling you to commit suicide, you are acting like a female with the repeated posts announcing your suicide.
 
You're not a plague, you're not that important. It is simply slightly annoying when you post repeatedly how you're going to kill yourself. You have done it more than once. I am not telling you to commit suicide, you are acting like a female with the repeated posts announcing your suicide.
That I can agree on. I posted way too much about my plans. That's why I never responded to questions about it publicly for a while.
 
That I can agree on. I posted way too much about my plans. That's why I never responded to questions about it publicly for a while.
Interesting to hear. Remember, I don't dislike you, in fact I like your Warhammer Fantasy related threads.
 
Interesting to hear. Remember, I don't dislike you, in fact I like your Warhammer Fantasy related threads.
I read this for the lore. I like how he's tried to give ignored factions some lore like with Cathay.
 
why would your parents want you to go on living a miserable life?
 
why would your parents want you to go on living a miserable life?
Because they're my parents and they care about me? My dad is old and my mom is a woman so they just would not understand.
 
Because they're my parents and they care about me? My dad is old and my mom is a woman so they just would not understand.
i guess...but if they understood your situation they would let you rope because they love you and dont want you to go on suffering as an incel...

so now you've failed your suicide attempt and dont have a gun, what happens next?
 
i guess...but if they understood your situation they would let you rope because they love you and dont want you to go on suffering as an incel...

so now you've failed your suicide attempt and dont have a gun, what happens next?
Rot and go to therapy I guess?
 
What's the story there? Your dad hooked up with a 21 year old when he was 53? Was she a mail order bride?
No they just met and liked each other. He is no chad by any means.
 
Was he a Chad back in the day? That's pretty hard to pull off unless you are really good looking, have lots of money, or it's a mail order bride situation.
 
Could you describe more precisely how your parents talked to you? I'm genuinely interested how they reacted after catching you trying to commit suicide.
 
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Was he a Chad back in the day? That's pretty hard to pull off unless you are really good looking, have lots of money, or it's a mail order bride situation.
He had two wives. One was a girl he got pregnant when he was 18 and the other was his friends ex girlfriend who he thought was attractive.
Could you describe more precisely how your parents talked to you? I'm genuinely interested how they reacted after catching you trying to commit suicide.
My mom started crying for a bit but she wanted to help me. My dad mostly stayed out of it.
 
Holy fuck that age difference...
68-36 = 32

68-15 = 53
36-15 = 19

Could mean OP's dad could have been in his 50s and his mom in her late teens when she gave birth to him since OP is 15.
Pretty rare for it to play out this way in 2005/2006.
 
Can’t say I’m surprised at all.
 
Happy ya alive ngl... @JohnWickCel
 
l went down into my houses basement, sat in a old chair we have and grab my shotgun loaded it up put it in my mouth and it jammed.

This is why people are calling you a fakecel, and I'm leaning towards that myself. The odds of a gun jamming are extremely low. Depending on the make, cleanliness and condition, and ammo quality used, the chances vary, but it just so happens to jam right when you're swallowing the barrel? OK.

If you aren't larping and this did actually happen, then I'm disappointed that you went ahead with this. Consider this a sign of providence.
 
This is why people are calling you a fakecel, and I'm leaning towards that myself. The odds of a gun jamming are extremely low. Depending on the make, cleanliness and condition, and ammo quality used, the chances vary, but it just so happens to jam right when you're swallowing the barrel? OK.

If you aren't larping and this did actually happen, then consider it a sign of providence.
You already thought that of me to begin with.
 
Impressionable teenagers viewing doomer posts all day attempts to kill himself. You should gtfo out of this site, and live your life. If you are only 15 as some other poster said you have a lot of time to improve your life.
 
You already thought that of me to begin with.

I didn't. Don't be a drama queen.

If that was true, I wouldn't try to convince you not to kill yourself.
 
Impressionable teenagers viewing doomer posts all day attempts to kill himself. You should gtfo out of this site, and live your life. If you are only 15 as some other poster said you have a lot of time to improve your life.
I am 15 but I don't have a life to live. I don't have friends and no girls want me. I don't enjoy anything either.
I didn't. Don't be a drama queen.
It's not being a drama queen most here think that of me, though with decent reason. I'm on the same level as @Personalityinkwell to some. And I thought I was "mature" for my age and now I'm potentially a fakecel?
 
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I am 15 but I don't have a life to live. I don't have friends and no girls want me. I don't enjoy anything either.

You do have a life to live. Don't let NEETs here persuade you into doing dumbshit. If in the USA you can take a test and get a GED. Dedicate yourself to fitness, and get a six pack. Go south of the border, and fuck Mexican women. I was on incel websites when I was your age, but the community has turned into a bunch of faggots.

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If you haven't tried everything you can to get laid then I don't want to hear anybody complain. The majority of this forum is filled with fatfucks.
 
You do have a life to live. Don't let NEETs here persuade you into doing dumbshit. If in the USA you can take a test and get a GED. Dedicate yourself to fitness, and get a six pack. Go south of the border, and fuck Mexican women. I was on incel websites when I was your age, but the community has turned into a bunch of faggots.

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If you haven't tried everything you can to get laid then I don't want to hear anybody complain. The majority of this forum is filled with fatfucks.
I gained some weight but nothing major. And money won't make me happy, there's not many copes in the west that are good.
 
I gained some weight but nothing major. And money won't make me happy, there's not many copes in the west that are good.

Then you better get in prime shape, and you make money to fuck pussy, that's all.
 
It's not being a drama queen most here think that of me, though with decent reason. I'm on the same level as @Personalityinkwell to some. And I thought I was "mature" for my age and now I'm potentially a fakecel?

If you are a larper, then you're probably larping about being 15 also. This would explain why you seem very mature for your age. Possible, but improbable. It's just a series of improbabilities with you. KEK

For all anyone knows, you could be some IT soccer mom or some other adult (blogger, academic etc.) larping as a 15 year old just to see if this community encourages young men to kill themselves or if they support the person to try and discourage them.

I mean, shit, anything is possible at this point.
 
If you are a larper, then you're probably larping about being 15 also. This would explain why you seem very mature for your age. Possible, but improbable. It's just a series of improbabilities with you. KEK

For all anyone knows, you could be some IT soccer mom or some other adult (blogger, academic etc.) larping as a 15 year old just to see if this community encourages young men to kill themselves or if they support the person to try and discourage them.

I mean, shit, anything is possible at this point.
IT isn't smart enough for that.
 
If you are a larper, then you're probably larping about being 15 also.

For all anyone knows, you could be some IT soccer mom or some other adult (blogger, academic etc.) larping as a 15 year old just to see if this community encourages young men to kill themselves or if they support the person to try and discourage them.

I mean, shit, anything is possible at this point.
he told me stop with the circlejerk after I said I was happy for him to be alive maybe there’s something to your theory ngl why would I want people to rope
 
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he told me stop with the circlejerk after I said I was happy for him to be alive maybe there’s something to your theory ngl
Because it comes off as a virtue signal to me. I'm sorry if it came off as insulting, just that this forum wouldn't remember me a day later.
Generally, yes. I see you haven't responded to anything else in the post.
What else is there to respond too? That my existence is "improbable"?
 
What else is there to respond too? That my existence is "improbable"?

No, the events in your story. They're too convenient. The gun jamming, your mom showing up at the perfect time before you could fix the jam. It changes the likelihood of you being a very wise 15 year old to being someone much older larping as one.

Maybe I am having a tinfoil hat moment, or maybe you decided to continue the larp to see how others react to you "surviving your suicide attempt." If you are larping (ngl, it really does seem like you are), then you probably underestimated people seeing through it and didn't plan for it.
 
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Fuck you.
How the fuck can a 15-year-old mayonormie be an incel, when you're in your 30s and married with two kids you're going to look back on this as a "silly emo phase", you're not an incel and have never had any respect for this community.
 
How the fuck can a 15-year-old mayonormie be an incel, when you're in your 30s and married with two kids you're going to look back on this as a "silly emo phase", you're not an incel and have never had any respect for this community.
I used too. I thought I found a place to belong. And what a fucking dream that would be to have something to look forward to instead of rotting on an obscure internet forum arguing with a guy with a sheep for an icon.
 
I used too. I thought I found a place to belong. And what a fucking dream that would be to have something to look forward to instead of rotting on an obscure internet forum arguing with a guy with a sheep for an icon.
If you had any sense, you would've stayed logged out forever. Go fix your life.
 

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