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I’m setting my ascension date for June 1st

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I finish my exams in May and right after that I will make it my full time job to take good, neurotypical pictures of myself for Tinder. I think one or two good ones should be enough. I cringe at my last profile where I uploaded one shitty asperger selfie and how many people I know probably saw it. They must’ve all laughed at it :feelsrope: everyone I know either thinks i’m asexual or a fag because I never had a gf or even a female friend. But maybe if I take better pics i’ll get worse results because my flaws will be more visible.

Anyway, if that doesn’t work I 100% admit defeat. I’m too autistic to talk to foids when there’s other people around so the only way I can get laid is through an actual date ie just me and a foid.
Wish me luck, bros.
 
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"Neurotypical picture" :feelsseriously:
 
What is it with you and pictures it's not that hard.
 
What is it with you and pictures it's not that hard.
It is with my old iPhone anyway. I look completely different depending on the pic. It’s almost summer and I look my best when I take pics during the summer. It was very hard to take a good one during winter. I need to make sure it’s perfect.
 
I finish my exams in May and right after that I will make it my full time job to take good, neurotypical pictures of myself for Tinder. I think one or two good ones should be enough. I cringe at my last profile where I uploaded one shitty asperger selfie and how many people I know probably saw it. They must’ve all laughed at it :feelsrope: everyone I know either thinks i’m asexual or a fag because I never had a gf or even a female friend.

Anyway, if that doesn’t work I 100% admit defeat. I’m too autistic to talk to foids when there’s other people around so the only way I can get laid is through an actual date ie just me and a foid.
Wish me luck, bros.
Don't plan for ''ascension''. That's autistic af. You don't plan for anything. U spam text random foids on social media until you meet one and then try to ''ascend'' with her :feelsthink:
 
Don't plan for ''ascension''. That's autistic af. You don't plan for anything. U spam text random foids on social media until you meet one and then try to ''ascend'' with her :feelsthink:
I asked foids out but unmatched later because my ego wouldn’t allow it and I need to be 100% sure a foid is into me physically because my sperg behaviour will definitely make her lose interest otherwise. I need foids to ask me out for anything to happen. Asking foids out is cucked imo.

Just NTfraud bro
I’m going to always be a certain level of autistic/ boring but that’s fine. I’m better than I was.
 
I asked foids out but unmatched later
this fucking fag gets fuckable matches on tinder and feels the need to make constant bragthreads like this where he mentions it repeatively. id fucking knock this fucking twink fag out if i saw him irl
 
asked foids out but unmatched later because my ego wouldn’t allow it and I need to be 100% sure a foid is into me physically because my sperg behaviour will definitely make her lose interest otherwise. I need foids to ask me out for anything to happen. Asking foids out is cucked imo.
“I’m incel because I’m not treated like a chad”
 
Volcel if you refuse to ask out foids
I did ask foids out but I realized I was being a cuck so I unmatched and blocked them. A foid has to be 100% in love with me for me to have any chance at getting laid so if she doesn’t ask me out it’s pointless going on a date anyway.

this fucking fag gets fuckable matches on tinder and feels the need to make constant bragthreads like this where he mentions it repeatively. id fucking knock this fucking twink fag out if i saw him irl
I’m not bragging about anything. I didn’t mention any matches. I just said i’m going to try Tinder again and HOPEFULLY ascend. I’m as sexless after trying tinder the first time as I was before.

“I’m incel because I’m not treated like a chad”
Idk how I get treated because I made an extremely low effort profile, it was laughable. Maybe i’ll do better or maybe i’ll do worse with good pics, don’t know until I try again.
 
“I’m incel because I’m not treated like a chad”
hes a fucking piece of shit that hangs out in social circles with chicks and gets fuckable matches on tinder but feels the need to come on here and humblebrag about it. id fuck this n1gg3r up in a dark ally
 
hes a fucking piece of shit that hangs out in social circles with chicks and gets fuckable matches on tinder but feels the need to come on here and humblebrag about it. id fuck this n1gg3r up in a dark ally
you wouldn’t do shit tbh, but I don’t brag about anything so idk what you’re talking about. You’re the one bringing up matches at all, this thread isn’t about anything that has happened, I said that I hope to ascend on that date and if I don’t, it’s over. Can’t brag about something that hasn’t happened.
 
60 matches but you think your old tinder pics were a failure jfl
 
so what the fuck does "unmatched" mean if you didnt have matches? you fucking stuipid n1gg3r bitch.
I did in the past, that account is dead. This thread I made isn’t about those matches so idk why the fuck you’re bringing it up. You’re looking for reasons to get angry.
youre a literal twink fag. id end you bitch
cope lol
 
Lol you have no body hair. Less T than a 10 year old girl
Lol keep coping, body hair has little to do with T. And most men don’t have a lot of upper body hair until their 30s+
 
6’0, not tall, not short.
youre literally a fucking homosexual. gets matches on tinder with fuckable women but doesnt act on it. has access to women in social circle, (HAS a fucking social circle) but doesnt act on it. obsessed with taking pictures of himself. you are literally a fucking closeted faggot. go buy your fucking dildos fucking cuck
 
youre literally a fucking homosexual. gets matches on tinder with fuckable women but doesnt act on it. has access to women in social circle, (HAS a fucking social circle) but doesnt act on it. obsessed with taking pictures of himself. you are literally a fucking closeted faggot. go buy your fucking dildos fucking cuck
Don’t have women in my social circle, matches alone don’t mean shit either. You need foids to be enthusiastic to meet you. Them swiping their thumb on your picture just means “meh, he’s not too bad”.
 
Them swiping their thumb on your picture just means “meh, he’s not too bad”.
MEETING THE FUCKING LOOKS THRESHHOLD ON TINDER MEANS YOURE NOT INCEL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELF
 
Are you gonna ask Vlad for a Soyuz Rocket? :feelsseriously:
 
Looksmax.org account = Confirmed faggot
I deleted it a long time ago lmao, and I was never the one to obsess with male models. I just got some quick advice, shitposted a little and left. Didn’t like the place.

MEETING THE FUCKING LOOKS THRESHHOLD ON TINDER MEANS YOURE NOT INCEL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELF
I could go on dates everyday and still not get laid because i’m socially retarded and boring and that killed my chances with any foid ever, outside of Tinder.
I met the looks threshold of not being completely hideous. That’s not enough to start slaying foids left and right. I’ll try harder on Tinder but for all I know that could make my results worse if my flaws are more visible.
 
Nigger NT doesnt matter when you are 8+ out of 10
I’m between 4 and 5 out of 10.
And it absolutely does. You have no idea how insanely autistic I am when talking to people IRL. They point it out in less than 5 minutes usually. I could be a Gigachad and i’d probably have to settle for landwhales.
 
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Didnt you get rated Chad on looksmax
It was a joke rating, I made it clear many times in the past but faggots like @nice_try keep spamming the same shit over and over to try and get me banned and make people think i’m a bad person.
 
No need to set an "ascension date" when you're an autistic weirdo.
Girls hate you and will never want to be with you.
As a non-NT there is no way on earth for you to sustain a relationship, because people will get tired of your bullshit non-NT personality sooner or later.
Tinder, going out to bars, gymmaxxing etc. won't do anything for you, since people won't stay around you for long because you're an autistic non-NT sperg. Nobody wants to be around somebody like you and that will never change. It's over.

I’m between 4 and 5 out of 10..
Then it's completely over. Stop coping. Nobody wants to be around an autistic sperg, even less if he only looks like a 4 or a 5, lol.
 
No need to set an "ascension date" when you're an autistic weirdo.
Girls hate you and will never want to be with you.
As a non-NT there is no way on earth for you to sustain a relationship, because people will get tired of your bullshit non-NT personality sooner or later.
Tinder, going out to bars, gymmaxxing etc. won't do anything for you, since people won't stay around you for long because you're an autistic non-NT sperg. Nobody wants to be around somebody like you and that will never change. It's over.
Cringe demoralization
 
I cringe at my last profile where I uploaded one shitty asperger selfie and how many people I know probably saw it.
Lmao :lul:.

Use photoshop to edit your photos and become an albino. and post them on tinder :feelzez:
 
Cringe demoralization
?

It's called the blackpill. A very brutal and demoralizing pill, indeed. :feelsrope:

But jfl at you complete moron, constantly whining about how over it is for you because you're non-NT, but when I say it, it's "cringe demoralization". Get checked, you have shit as a brain.
 
I always lose at the selfie part
 
Fuck off volcel
 

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