Serious Im more worried about the fact that Im kissless, how the fuck do you kiss, do I pay a whore to teach me?

Total Imbecile

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Its honestly more concerning to me that Im kissless than a virgin

Sex is easy, you put it in and just do barbell hip thrusts

But being a kissless virgin I dont know how Id even begin to make out with a girl and thats the hottest part imo

Before quitting porn basically I would fap to girls kissing or the foreplay part of boy-girl videos more than anything else

Sex lasts 15 minutes but you can kiss for hours

How the fuck do I learn how to kiss a girl

Escortcels, do you kiss escorts? Would paying one to teach me how to kiss properly be a good idea?
 
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Lol your first kiss won't even feel that good. By your age your receptors are fucked if you've been a depressed incel for your whole teenage years
 
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I have no idea tbh
 
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WØLF said:
Lol your first kiss won't even feel that good. By your age your receptors are fucked if you've been a depressed incel for your whole teenage years
sad truth
 
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Kissing escorts is a bad idea. Imagine how many people would have nutted in her mouth
WØLF said:
Lol your first kiss won't even feel that good. By your age your receptors are fucked if you've been a depressed incel for your whole teenage years
This is the sad reality
 
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Total Imbecile said:
LMAO fucking prankinvasion, cant believe hes still alive
Just make out with your sister in front of millions theory
 
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Yeah don't kiss a fucking prostitute man
 
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I did it. Honestly like with sex you just kinda know what you're doing. Either that or i'm retarded.
 
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Total Imbecile said:
Sex lasts 15 minutes

Median is significantly lower. But I am total loser in this also. Basically I get orgasm started immediately when I start moving my dick. I have serious lifelong premature ejaculation. It's a serotonin thing, because when I took a SSRI, there was a big difference to my normal.
 
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There's no good way to get practice. Don't kiss prostitutes.
 
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i shudder to think that millions of incels all over the world are getting their first kiss with a prostitute 10 minutes after she just swallowed another incel's ejaculate and then ran over to arrive on time to your "appointment"
 
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