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I'm making a list of intimate things I want to do when I get an arranged marriage (currycels gtfih)

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I think it's been something like years since I hugged a girl. I would definitely first hug and kiss my bride while pinching her ass. Think about all the makeup and the pretty dress she wore for just for me on our wedding night.

I would probably research sex positions and how to use a condom and then enact all the desires I've have with a woman for the past 10 years.

I wonder what all these things will feel like. I'm sure the touch of a woman feels magical. This sort of fantasy shit keeps me going even as a 24-year-old kissless virgin currycel. The potential for ascension makes me feel absolutely amazing.

I don't care if the rest of my life is total hell on earth dealing with mortgage, kids, joblessness, sexless marriage, shit like that. It'll be worth it for ONE night of passion.

I know this reads like cuck shit but this is the life of a sex-starved man. The fact that I can one day escape my situation fills me with optimism and hope. I feel good today, much better than I've ever felt in awhile just thinking about it.

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Cope, arranged marriagecels can only get ugly third world whores that will divorce them as soon as they get into the country.
 
As long as you don't think any of this will ever actually happen, have fun with that
 
Cope, arranged marriagecels can only get ugly third world whores that will divorce them as soon as they get into the country.

You're the coper, none of my male cousins had that experience.

This isn't a mail order bride, its a marriage to the same race and religion. If she leaves she'll get disowned by her parents. And what is she going to do if she were to leave? Marry someone else? Jfl
As long as you don't think any of this will ever actually happen, have fun with that

What do you believe will happen?
 
You shouldn't need to learn how to use a condom, it's pretty self explanatory.
 
You’re being too aspie, OP. Yes, there are things we want to do but planning it out? That kills the mood pretty quickly.
 
Careful if you make a lot of money. Arranged marriages are contracts that can very easily fuck up youe life
 
Go do research on foreplay and such, I promise if you can make this hoe cum with your fingers and tongue she will be more than happy to ride your dick regularly
 
I can marry a doctor relatively easily from India so she'd out earn me.


We're the fakestcels here and I couldn't be happier. Just be Indian theory at work :feelsokman:

Lol unless you are quite good looking u won't marry a pretty woman let alone a doctor that outearns u. In India you are of lower height but there are also Local Chads that women fight for: tall, good-looking men that make money. You are either a fakecel or just an extremely deluded guy lol.
 
You're literally getting an arranged marriage?

.... I guess that doesn't disqualify you from being incel, but it's still an odd situation for a modern man. Do you really think she'll go for your carefully scripted list of perversions?
 
Lol unless you are quite good looking u won't marry a pretty woman let alone a doctor that outearns u. In India you are of lower height but there are also Local Chads that women fight for: tall, good-looking men that make money. You are either a fakecel or just an extremely deluded guy lol.

I'm a reasonably attractive (for a currycel) 6 ft currycel in IT, that's not hard to get an arranged marriage with, my parents told me they'll actively search for a bride in a year or so.

You're literally getting an arranged marriage?

.... I guess that doesn't disqualify you from being incel, but it's still an odd situation for a modern man. Do you really think she'll go for your carefully scripted list of perversions?

We'll have sex regardless, she might not fulfill my laundry list of desires but at least fornication would happen. For someone like me it'll be my first experience.
 
I'm a reasonably attractive (for a currycel) 6 ft currycel in IT, that's not hard to get an arranged marriage with, my parents told me they'll actively search for a bride in a year or so.



We'll have sex regardless, she might not fulfill my laundry list of desires but at least fornication would happen. For someone like me it'll be my first experience.


Then why u posting here and not in some random indian group for marriage? U literally telling that u have high SMV. This forum is for ppl who struggle not for ppl who have it easy at marrying a girl and getting cucked 1 year later over a 6ft2 smarter better looking guy than u. Go get cucked and repeat the cycle. Outta here plz ty.
 
Then why u posting here and not in some random indian group for marriage? U literally telling that u have high SMV. This forum is for ppl who struggle not for ppl who have it easy at marrying a girl and getting cucked 1 year later over a 6ft2 smarter better looking guy than u. Go get cucked and repeat the cycle. Outta here plz ty.

I have 0 SMV. That's exactly why I would go to fucking India to get a vagina. Being a decent looking currycel is still incel in the west lol.

The fact that I have to risk what you said is pretty much proof I struggle. I would prefer a gf.
 
I would probably research sex positions and how to use a condom and then enact all the desires I've have with a woman for the past 10 years.
Is this really what you imagine you're going to get in an arranged marriage? Sorry to rain on your parade man, but you'll be lucky to get starfish sex from this girl once a month. In an arranged marriage, you cum in her pussy a few times to make kids and that's it.
 
Sorry to rain on your parade man, but you'll be lucky to get starfish sex from this girl once a month. In an arranged marriage, you cum in her pussy a few times to make kids and that's it.

This seems correct. It’s not like you’re suddenly going to be attractive to her. She wouldn’t want to be in an arranged marriage either and just doing to satisfy her parents or “settle down” with a betabuxxer so she can have kids and get fat.
 
Is this really what you imagine you're going to get in an arranged marriage? Sorry to rain on your parade man, but you'll be lucky to get starfish sex from this girl once a month. In an arranged marriage, you cum in her pussy a few times to make kids and that's it.

It's the only cope I have left man pls don't ruin it :feelscry: she'll be enthusiastic. Im sure of it
This seems correct. It’s not like you’re suddenly going to be attractive to her. She wouldn’t want to be in an arranged marriage either and just doing to satisfy her parents or “settle down” with a betabuxxer so she can have kids and get fat.

There has to be some girl on this planet whose attracted to me in some way. I just have to find her.
 
I think it's been something like years since I hugged a girl. I would definitely first hug and kiss my bride while pinching her ass. Think about all the makeup and the pretty dress she wore for just for me on our wedding night.

I would probably research sex positions and how to use a condom and then enact all the desires I've have with a woman for the past 10 years.

I wonder what all these things will feel like. I'm sure the touch of a woman feels magical. This sort of fantasy shit keeps me going even as a 24-year-old kissless virgin currycel. The potential for ascension makes me feel absolutely amazing.

I don't care if the rest of my life is total hell on earth dealing with mortgage, kids, joblessness, sexless marriage, shit like that. It'll be worth it for ONE night of passion.

I know this reads like cuck shit but this is the life of a sex-starved man. The fact that I can one day escape my situation fills me with optimism and hope. I feel good today, much better than I've ever felt in awhile just thinking about it.

Thanks for reading, make sure to subscribe and share.
Arrange marriage is for cucks.
 
Reality is probably you will only fuck her to make kids, she will be fat, smelly and hairy..wont give blowjobs and wont even look at you while fucking.

Arranged marriage is cope.
 
list of things ill do when i get my android-gf


things i'll do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animee
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
 
That's the thing with arranged marriage, you still never truly know if the girl married you because she likes you or because she's being pressured by her parents. I'd never marry someone who didn't want to marry me on her own accord.
 
list of things ill do when i get my android-gf


things i'll do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animee
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

:feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman:
 
You will not want to do any of these things as soon as you are married and she reveals that she has been frauding hard.
 
I think it's been something like years since I hugged a girl. I would definitely first hug and kiss my bride while pinching her ass. Think about all the makeup and the pretty dress she wore for just for me on our wedding night.

I would probably research sex positions and how to use a condom and then enact all the desires I've have with a woman for the past 10 years.

I wonder what all these things will feel like. I'm sure the touch of a woman feels magical. This sort of fantasy shit keeps me going even as a 24-year-old kissless virgin currycel. The potential for ascension makes me feel absolutely amazing.

I don't care if the rest of my life is total hell on earth dealing with mortgage, kids, joblessness, sexless marriage, shit like that. It'll be worth it for ONE night of passion.

I know this reads like cuck shit but this is the life of a sex-starved man. The fact that I can one day escape my situation fills me with optimism and hope. I feel good today, much better than I've ever felt in awhile just thinking about it.

Thanks for reading, make sure to subscribe and share.
If you are married why the condom??birth contro?
 

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