Serious I'm lying to my parents about my social life and now I don't know what am I suppose to do.

[azakhan]

For the last 2 years I've been pretty much always lying to my parents about having a lot of friends (I have some but I hang out with them once a month or two and they pretty much only meet with me to feel better about themselves and laugh at me) and every time I left for a night walk I said I was actually going to a party or something like that. I just didn't want to disappoint them.
Now since my 18th birthday was coming and it's a big thing in my country my parents insisted on throwing a party for me and my friends. I agreed because I thought my friends would come if I offered them free food and alcohol but everyone I texted said no. So what the hell am I suppose to do? The party is on Saturday and I have two choices. Either cancel it and lie that I will go to a bar with my friends or since they will leave for the evening lie that the party happened.
I feel like no matter what I do they will find out that I'm a loser (which they strongly suspect by now).

inb4 be honest with them
That's not an option, they already tease me because I have no girlfriend and if they got a confirmation I also don't really have friends it would be hell for me.

 

[Deleted member 17811]

faking a social life is easy. say you are going out with mates. then fuck off to the park or go for a long walk and return home after a few hours have passed.

u can keep up pretences like that for yrs.

 

[NotForMe1]

I grew up with my parents telling me I'm a loser with no friends etc. They punished me many times for being a failure.

When I got older they started asking where are my friends, where is your gf and bullshit like that. I am my father's only son (I have two sisters but no bro) and he started putting pressure on me because he wants his bloodline to continue and all that shit. I just told him "I'm a loser and I wont ever have wife or children, even if I could".

I also called him and mother trash, and when trash produces a trash, even a bigger trash is made. All tho they are quite good looking, my parents are trash people. I told them I'l probably burn the house with them inside if they ever try to kick me out or decide not to feed me. They created me and it's on them now to take care of me.

 

[azakhan]

faking a social life is easy. say you are going out with mates. then fuck off to the park or go for a long walk and return home after a few hours have passed.

u can keep up pretences like that for yrs.

I think that's what I'm going to do, I just feel bad because my mother already started preparing some food.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

My parents know I’m trash and don’t care as long as I continue to make my own money and help them pay bills.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Just say you have a social life online.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I grew up with my parents telling me I'm a loser with no friends etc. They punished me many times for being a failure.

When I got older they started asking where are my friends, where is your gf and bullshit like that. I am my father's only son (I have two sisters but no bro) and he started putting pressure on me because he wants his bloodline to continue and all that shit. I just told him "I'm a loser and I wont ever have wife or children, even if I could".

I also called him and mother trash, and when trash produces a trash, even a bigger trash is made. All tho they are quite good looking, my parents are trash people. I told them I'l probably burn the house with them inside if they ever try to kick me out or decide not to feed me. They created me and it's on them now to take care of me.

based

 

[RoastieRipper]

Spitballing here... I'm trying to help the OP keep up the illusion he has created, an escort would provide photos and be a great lie to employ " Hey mom and dad I just met this roastie and want to spend it with her and some friends out in the city..." You'd also get to have sex on your 18th birthday fucking AWESOME!

I also called him and mother trash, and when trash produces a trash, even a bigger trash is made. All tho they are quite good looking, my parents are trash people. I told them I'l probably burn the house with them inside if they ever try to kick me out or decide not to feed me. They created me and it's on them now to take care of me.

Never take shit from the scum that turned you into what you are, never let your parents stand over you. Let them know you will have them put in 60 minutes style nursing homes and that if they get dimesia you will have them cleaning toilets in mexico.

 

[azakhan]

Spitballing here... I'm trying to help the OP keep up the illusion he has created, an escort would provide photos and be a great lie to employ " Hey mom and dad I just met this roastie and want to spend it with her and some friends out in the city..." You'd also get to have sex on your 18th birthday fucking AWESOME!

That would be a great idea but I can't really afford an escort. I think I will just tell them I'm going to a bar with my friends while in reality I'm gonna get drunk in a nearby forest

 

[WageyInACagey]

I also called him and mother trash, and when trash produces a trash, even a bigger trash is made. All tho they are quite good looking, my parents are trash people. I told them I'l probably burn the house with them inside if they ever try to kick me out or decide not to feed me. They created me and it's on them now to take care of me.

Honestly, I wish more parents would develop some sort of contingency plan for this exact scenario. Why are people so delusional that they think parenting will always work out for them in the end?

 

[RoastieRipper]

That would be a great idea but I can't really afford an escort. I think I will just tell them I'm going to a bar with my friends while in reality I'm gonna get drunk in a nearby forest

Ask them for some cash to party with and use that for the hooker and drinks at a bar, they will expect some photos and its not that hard to buy some drunk people a round of drinks for photos.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Why do you feel so much pressure from them to have a girlfriend and active social life? If you feel like you can't be honest with your parents, of all people, there's not much hope for you.

 

[newlyawakened]

Wait, your parents actually want you to drink and get laid?

 

[Deleted member 21504]

Getting a stress response from that normie shit , underagecel detected.

 

[startcel]

cant relate

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Wait, your parents actually want you to drink and get laid?

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I'l probably burn the house with them inside if they ever try to kick me out or decide not to feed me.

tier

 

[ihaveno1]

i laugh when random boomers irl assume i have friends

 

[Indari]

 

[Deleted member 19236]

be honest with them