Serious I'm living proof being good at FIFA doesn't attract women

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I'm currently on the top 100 leaderboard for squad battles. Doesn't mean shit though. Foids still reject me all because of my appearance.
 
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SAMEEE. I'm top 50 rankings at ufc 3, fucking bullshit don't even get to sniff a foid
 
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D @Colvin76 is a great mario kart player and he's incel as fuck too
 
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I’m not good at fifa tbh because I’ve never played it
 
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Animecel2D said:
I’m not good at fifa tbh because I’ve never played it
Can you make a thread talking about maybe blackpilled or bullying stories you've had due to being ugly or stuff like that in ID man you literally havent made a single thread in ID or OffTopic and you have more than 50k posts ffs
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
Can you make a thread talking about maybe blackpilled or bullying stories you've had due to being ugly or stuff like that in ID man you literally havent made a single thread in ID or OffTopic and you have more than 50k posts ffs
Didn’t read lol
 
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I was in master league in overwatch and yet no foid mercy main wanted me to boost her
 
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wtf foids only play games with chad.
 
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wow mogger chads in high school play fifa
 
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Shit, there goes my game plan!
 
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its over for leaderboardcels
 
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PES is better tbh
 
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ShySaxon said:
Holy shit you MOG me hard at double dash. I used to play that as a kid.
haha thanks
 
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Diocel said:
Aren't you like top 50 worldwide or something ?
At my best in Mario Kart Wii, I was top 15 overall before getting banned.
At my best on Mario Kart Double Dash, I was top 40 overall before getting banned.

I was before those cucked gaming communities banned me for being "toxic" JFL :feelskek:.

For Mario Kart Double Dash, I made a new YouTube alt to post times on. PM me if you want to see it.
 
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Colvin76 said:
I was before those cucked gaming communities banned me for being "toxic" JFL :feelskek:
What does that even mean, if you're good at the game then you're good at the game. They can't just pretend your records don't exist becasue you have committed wrongthink
 
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What does that even mean, if you're good at the game then you're good at the game. They can't just pretend your records don't exist becasue you have committed wrongthink
A group of cucks made fake proof and fake rumors about me to get me out of the communities.
 
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Colvin76 said:
A group of cucks made fake proof and fake rumors about me to get me out of the communities.
What a load of fucking bullshit, sorry for that. Meanwhile twitch thots are welcomed there with open arms even though they don't even know the game

For what it's worth, you mog me hard at mario kart and that was my main cope from like 6 to 12
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAcel said:
What a load of fucking bullshit, sorry for that. Meanwhile twitch thots are welcomed there with open arms even though they don't even know the game

For what it's worth, you mog me hard at mario kart and that was my main cope from like 6 to 12
And the one community that still counts my times is the new cucked Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with shit game mechanics.

View: https://twitter.com/Colvin_76/status/1008956939219488768
for USA 150cc charts, look at how far ahead I was from #2 in 2018 just lol.

I just checked today on July 26 2020 and I'm still #14 USA https://www.mkleaderboards.com/mk8dx/charts/usa/150cc/stats
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is slow and shit and why I quit playing it 2 years ago.
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Hate_my_life said:
LastGerman @LastGerman driving license pill

It never stops.
I really should try to play Super Mario 64 to be honest, since I am a Melee player that should be an easy task for me. I watched people complaining about canonless and they do need a set-up for such a simple movement. Imagine not being frameperfect.
 
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Colvin76 said:
And the one community that still counts my times is the new cucked Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with shit game mechanics.

View: https://twitter.com/Colvin_76/status/1008956939219488768
for USA 150cc charts, look at how far ahead I was from #2 in 2018 just lol.

I just checked today on July 26 2020 and I'm still #14 USA https://www.mkleaderboards.com/mk8dx/charts/usa/150cc/stats
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is slow and shit and why I quit playing it 2 years ago.
View attachment 303667.
I stopped at mario kart wii tbh
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAcel said:
I stopped at mario kart wii tbh
you didn't miss much tbh.

MK7 was shit & origional MK8 (Wii U) was mediocre at best.
 
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Colvin76 said:
you didn't miss much tbh.

MK7 was shit & origional MK8 (Wii U) was mediocre at best.
ds is my favourite
 
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Only works if you're a competitive pro player tbh
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
I'm currently on the top 100 leaderboard for squad battles. Doesn't mean shit though. Foids still reject me all because of my appearance.
playing sport games should be a bannable offense
 
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Personalityinkwell said:
D @Colvin76 is a great mario kart player and he's incel as fuck too
Ngl im extremely good at mario kart
 
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_wifebeater_ said:
Only works if you're a competitive pro player tbh
only works if you have moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed through twitch
 
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Can you make a thread talking about maybe blackpilled or bullying stories you've had due to being ugly or stuff like that in ID man you literally havent made a single thread in ID or OffTopic and you have more than 18k posts ffs
 
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goydivision said:
Can you make a thread talking about maybe blackpilled or bullying stories you've had due to being ugly or stuff like that in ID man you literally havent made a single thread in ID or OffTopic and you have more than 18k posts ffs
Would you be able to make a thread discussing possibly blackpilled or harassing stories you've had due to being physically unnatractive or stuff like that in ID man you truly haven't made a solitary thread in ID or OffTopic and you have more than 18k posts ffs
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
Would you be able to make a thread discussing possibly blackpilled or harassing stories you've had due to being physically unnatractive or stuff like that in ID man you truly haven't made a solitary thread in ID or OffTopic and you have more than 18k posts ffs
Make thread about stories you've had due to stuff like in ID man you have nothing in ID or OffTopic and you have >18k posts ffs
 
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No FIFA for your face
 

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