Iamnothere000
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(Trigger warning: pathetic IQ bragging)
So, in accordance with the Kalergi-plan, the German government purposefully failed to train enough teachers, finalizing the inevitable intellectual devastation of this Joke-of-a-Country. To mask this slow and deliberate cultural suicide, Germany now offers big money for “educated” people to work as part-time teachers as a second job.
Since I have a talent for remembering and repeating long strings of meaningless words, I was able to procure a Master’s degree. With that I applied to an elite Gymnasium (high school) in my town and passed an interview with the local social worker (who is a stupid cunt that takes forever to organize anything). I got the Idea from my retired father who does the same and receives lots of soon-to-be-worthless money for it.
I will soon receive 40 Euros per hour for teaching math, english and physics to moderately talented 7-10 graders.
It’s an elite school for technology so most of the pupils are introverted boys, or so the social worker told me.
This means I will probably not be mogged by chadlets. (Otherwise I go Anakin on those little fucks)
It also means that I will be surrounded by soon-to-be-Incels.
Hypothetically, how can I subtly prepare those poor boys for the hell that awaits them?
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXNj2BobjJ4
So, in accordance with the Kalergi-plan, the German government purposefully failed to train enough teachers, finalizing the inevitable intellectual devastation of this Joke-of-a-Country. To mask this slow and deliberate cultural suicide, Germany now offers big money for “educated” people to work as part-time teachers as a second job.
Since I have a talent for remembering and repeating long strings of meaningless words, I was able to procure a Master’s degree. With that I applied to an elite Gymnasium (high school) in my town and passed an interview with the local social worker (who is a stupid cunt that takes forever to organize anything). I got the Idea from my retired father who does the same and receives lots of soon-to-be-worthless money for it.
I will soon receive 40 Euros per hour for teaching math, english and physics to moderately talented 7-10 graders.
It’s an elite school for technology so most of the pupils are introverted boys, or so the social worker told me.
This means I will probably not be mogged by chadlets. (Otherwise I go Anakin on those little fucks)
It also means that I will be surrounded by soon-to-be-Incels.
Hypothetically, how can I subtly prepare those poor boys for the hell that awaits them?
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXNj2BobjJ4