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Venting I'm going to an escort on the 2nd of December

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IMHO, ideally you should get several girls because there are chances the very first time will not be good.

But if you can't help it and you must put all your hopes on one single girl, my advice is to try to relax, not to overthink it and instead focus on enjoying the moment. Also, do not tell her it is your first time. Don't even tell yourself that, try to forget it is.

Also try to be nice to her, the better you'll make her feel, the better the experience will be.

Have a good time.

PS. I think that is my first post as an officer. Nice.

Well I can do it inside her mouth without one.
If that is something you really want to do, make sure she's ok with that beforehand, during negotiation on the phone.
 
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What sort of things were in their bio? I used a hooker on viva street and all their bios look like a 5 year old wrote it (’You will also find me very feminine, caring, affectionate as well as romantic, sensual and elegant woman.’) so I went for the one closest.

The ones I went to, their bios firstly actually had good grammar and were fairly coherent, this is a good sign that they're from the UK, most of the hookers on vivastreet are foreign women (mostly eastern european) who can't speak a word of English but they've been brought here by gangs and forced into prostitution, they're the ones which have terrible poorly written bio's.

How was your experience btw?
 
I need to know what it feels like to have my peepee inside of a foid
If you really want to know what sex feels like, what normal people experience, you need to fuck without a condom and cum inside. Having sex with a condom is fine to start off with, but don't expect it to be the be all and end all. You haven't truly experienced sex at that point.

More generally, don't expect to be completely satisfied in the first session. If you like it enough, you might end up doing it regularly. Escortcelling is a journey. You may find what you're looking for early on, or later, or possibly never.

Escorts are for men who do not have sex issues, who don't give a shit. All studies about prostitution show that most of their clients are MARRIED men, in other words, men who had natural experiences of sex and companionship that we never had and probably never will, men with healthy psychology. The irony is that even to enjoy escorts, its better to be a Chad with years of experience with sex. To them sex is no big deal, but its an huge deal for us.
This is absolutely true. Normal guys do quite well and often get better services, better outcomes. Anything you read or hear about a hooker from a normal person (eg on forums), an incel should generally expect their own experience to not be as good.
 
@OverBeforeItBegan

I don't believe you and I think you are just trolling right now, I think I remember seeing multiple threads/posts by you before saying you wouldn't do this (example below)
I don't want to lose my virginity to an escort.

Also you made a thread before that you planned on doing it (just like this very thread)
So i'm sick of seeing tight young asses and tits every time I go outside. I hate knowing that I can only look at them. I won't be able to endure the next 3 months of this shit without having any physical contact with a foid. It's torture. Every time I see a foid wearing tight, see-through leggings I feel like I lose the ability to breath for half a second. I have to stop and punch a wall. I don't try to hide the fact that i'm staring anymore even if there's people around and i'm high inhib as fuck so that really shows how bad things are getting.

You said you won't be able to endure the next 3 months of it, you said that on June 15th 2019, that was 5 months ago and counting, and you allegedly plan to do it in December so that's 6 months of wait time for something you supposedly couldn't last 3 months without

When I got to the state of mind you are alleging you are in right now, I went ONE WEEK AFTER, and ITS ILLEGAL WHERE I LIVE, so sorry, I call BS

I'm expecting another trollish thread - "I didn't go through with it THIS TIME guys, <include ridiculous reason why that revolves around exaggerating the "muh autism" meme>"

Its so bad that you aren't trying to hide the fact you are staring yet you can hold on for 6 fucking months WHEN ITS LEGAL?

I'm getting nervous thinking about this because I know i'm going to do it. Fuck. I think i'm actually going to lose my virginity.

Prostitution is legal where I live btw

You have to see how you just look like a larp at this point, you are really exaggerating just how horny you are and you just can't take it anymore yet its never happened and PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL WHERE YOU LIVE, like come on dude

There's no point in making a thread BEFORE you've done it, make a thread AFTER and say if it was a good experience or not, because we all know "something is going to happen" to stop you from doing it, like most all posters who say they plan on doing it
 
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Fucking a prostitute will most likely feel like fucking a fleshlight.
 
No, certainly not doing it. Whores are disgusting pos. I have no prospects for having sex anytime soon. Possibly never, I'm old.
 
Fucking a prostitute will most likely feel like fucking a fleshlight.
I need to buy one of those tbh, just to try it. Maybe I will after no nut November.
 
Fucking a prostitute will most likely feel like fucking a fleshlight.

Driving a car will most likely feel like riding a bike

Eating ice cream will most likely feel like like eating a popsicle

Etc

Its very easy to say that something you've never experienced is probably just as good as the inferior substitute you've actually experienced, try it and find out yourself


That's exactly why it doesn't matter to you anymore, your libido is dead
 
Its very easy to say that something you've never experienced is probably just as good as the inferior substitute you've actually experienced, try it and find out yourself
No, I’ll never get into contributing to prostitution.
Prostitution should be outlawed, you’re giving females money for just being females basically.
In return for emotionless sex.
Keep coping because you will never have hot and spontaneous sex like chad.
 
That's exactly why it doesn't matter to you anymore, your libido is dead
No man, I still have high sex drive, it still matters to me, hence I'm visiting this site. U'r great poster so pls don't jump into conclusions, when u know nothing about the situation.:feelsokman:
 
No, I’ll never get into contributing to prostitution.
Prostitution should be outlawed, you’re giving females money for just being females basically.

You are literally paying someone for the use of their body (it is labor), moral fags like yourself just put sex on a pedestal as this sacred holy thing, so you treat it as something different from doing menial labor, but it really isn't, you aren't paying that woman for just "being a woman"

By your logic, when a gay man pays a male prostitute for sex, he's just paying him for SIMPLY BEING A MAN, are you saying nothing is involved in that process OTHER THAN EXISTING AS A MAN?

JFL please don't be a retard, you know this argument is BS

There is effort involved, you think its easy to take dick while not aroused, try jerking off with a death grip while watching or thinking of something unarousing, now ask yourself if you would let someone make you experience this for and hour or more WITHOUT PAYING YOU

Stop being an idiot, you clearly have put no thought into this, into the perspective of the person being fucked

You're not paying these women just to be women, you're paying them to fuck you, something they wouldn't do unless paid to do, no different than any other employee, I doubt you go to work to see your boss fucking smile, you get paid, but with the way you speak, I doubt you work period, you are giving off this "muh NEET for life" vibe with how stupid you sound

Keep coping because you will never have hot and spontaneous sex like chad.

1. I don't want "hot spontaneous sex", you've been watching too many movies on lifetime movie network, life isn't this fairy tale, I don't care for any of that shit, never really have, this is why the black pill came so easy to me

2. I have a rape fetish, so a look of revulsion on a whores face will proper make me even more aroused, to bad for you you still have a blue pilled "I want love" mindset, enjoy suffering for decades




No man, I still have high sex drive, it still matters to me, hence I'm visiting this site

That's like someone saying - "I'm really hungry that's why I'm browsing this food forum"

That doesn't make sense, if you were hungry, you'd go buy something to eat, you wouldn't just spend time complaining about how hungry you are

There is no logical connection between visiting this site and having a "high sex drive", you visiting this site isn't proof of having a "high sex drive" so what you're saying doesn't make sense
 
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I’ve escortceled twice before, it’s rather uneventful and it leaves you feeling worse knowing that you just had to pay for that.
 
Enjoy what you can OP, but be careful as you might feel even worse afterwards, this experience might intensify the already shitty feeling we have of being alone and not being able to be with someone.

Fucking a prostitute will most likely feel like fucking a fleshlight.

Ultra cope.
 
I was thinking in going to a scort ngl ,but the price don't worth an used up pussy,I prefer using that money to make a bussiness and wealthmaxxx
 
You are literally paying someone for the use of their body (it is labor), moral fags like yourself just put sex on a pedestal as this sacred holy thing, so you treat it as something different from doing menial labor, but it really isn't, you aren't paying that woman for just "being a woman"

By your logic, when a gay man pays a male prostitute for sex, he's just paying him for SIMPLY BEING A MAN, are you saying nothing is involved in that process OTHER THAN EXISTING AS A MAN?

JFL please don't be a retard, you know this argument is BS

There is effort involved, you think its easy to take dick while not aroused, try jerking off with a death grip while watching or thinking of something unarousing, now ask yourself if you would let someone make you experience this for and hour or more WITHOUT PAYING YOU

Stop being an idiot, you clearly have put no thought into this, into the perspective of the person being fucked

You're not paying these women just to be women, you're paying them to fuck you, something they wouldn't do unless paid to do, no different than any other employee, I doubt you go to work to see your boss fucking smile, you get paid, but with the way you speak, I doubt you work period, you are giving off this "muh NEET for life" vibe with how stupid you sound
This is the most bluepilled message on incels.co

Why are you so mad? I just said I won’t give money to women, as if being fucked counts as labor LOL!
Seems like you’re defending the prostitutes, is your mother one or something?


Ultra cope.
I said “most likely”
Never said it will.
 
Why are you so mad? I just said I won’t give money to women, as if being fucked counts as labor LOL!

1. It does count as labor if you actually thought about what the act entails on the part of the person being fucked, which you haven't because you don't think at all


2. You haven't addressed my argument, an insult (is your mother a prostitute?) isn't an argument, you are arguing like a grade schooler JFL
 
1. It does count as labor if you actually thought about what the act entails on the part of the person being fucked, which you haven't because you don't think at all
Sex must be such a hard job! ( I’m being sarcastic )

2. You haven't addressed my argument, an insult (is your mother a prostitute?) isn't an argument, you are arguing like a grade schooler JFL
It actually wasn’t meant to be an insult, I was legitimately wondering.
Because you took the time to write a whole essay on how prostitution as a job is so hard.
 
Because you took the time to write a whole essay on how prostitution as a job is so hard.

I take the time to write "whole essays" on most things, haven't you seen my threads
 
I take the time to write "whole essays" on most things, haven't you seen my threads
No I haven’t lol, but the thing is why were you so mad at me for insulting prostitution?

There has to be a reason for it.
 
No I haven’t lol, but the thing is why were you so mad at me for insulting prostitution?

There has to be a reason for it.

I'm not defensive of whores, I hate seeing illogical things, especially arguments, and this is one that is being spread and said over and over, and I'm addressing it fervently as I do with any other topic, when that nofap idiot (can't remember the user he's known for it on this site) was always spreading this nofap BS and made many threads against NoFap

look up any of my NoFap threads using the search feature on the site:

This one is the one where I argue why its really BS though:

I made many threads about it, because the kind of BS arguments that were being spread were annoying to me
 
@OverBeforeItBegan

I don't believe you and I think you are just trolling right now, I think I remember seeing multiple threads/posts by you before saying you wouldn't do this (example below)


Also you made a thread before that you planned on doing it (just like this very thread)


You said you won't be able to endure the next 3 months of it, you said that on June 15th 2019, that was 5 months ago and counting, and you allegedly plan to do it in December so that's 6 months of wait time for something you supposedly couldn't last 3 months without

When I got to the state of mind you are alleging you are in right now, I went ONE WEEK AFTER, and ITS ILLEGAL WHERE I LIVE, so sorry, I call BS

I'm expecting another trollish thread - "I didn't go through with it THIS TIME guys, <include ridiculous reason why that revolves around exaggerating the "muh autism" meme>"

Its so bad that you aren't trying to hide the fact you are staring yet you can hold on for 6 fucking months WHEN ITS LEGAL?



You have to see how you just look like a larp at this point, you are really exaggerating just how horny you are and you just can't take it anymore yet its never happened and PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL WHERE YOU LIVE, like come on dude

There's no point in making a thread BEFORE you've done it, make a thread AFTER and say if it was a good experience or not, because we all know "something is going to happen" to stop you from doing it, like most all posters who say they plan on doing it

Well clearly you did your homework, although I really cannot understand why. What exactly are you trying to expose me for?
Yes, I have made multiple threads about it in the past. Probably more than I needed to, but writing about it puts me in the mood for it and I also get some insight from different people each time I make a thread.

My mind changes depending on what day of nofap i'm on so this is why this time around i'll force myself to be as horny as possible so i'll be desperate enough to actually do it.

"When I got to the state of mind you are alleging you are in right now, I went ONE WEEK AFTER, and ITS ILLEGAL WHERE I LIVE, so sorry, I call BS"

Well, clearly you don't know what it's like to be super high inhib. I can't make 10 seconds of small talk with older men, let alone women my age, without making myself look like a complete retard and spending the next week thinking about it. I'm literally scared of people.
If I actually go to a woman's apartment, look her in the eyes and realize that we're both there solely to fuck, and I actually go through with it, it's going to be a lifechanging experience for me. I understand it's nothing special to you, but for me that will be a huge win.
 
If I actually go to a woman's apartment, look her in the eyes and realize that we're both there solely to fuck, and I actually go through with it, it's going to be a lifechanging experience for me.
Probably not.
I also believed that my complete worldview and personality would change that night, but it didn't.
Sex (at least with a rather indifferent escort) is much more casual and much less sensational than we can imagine before trying it.
 
How did it go?
 
tfw too low inhib and insecure to go to an escort
 
I need to know what it feels like to have my peepee inside of a foid.
Walking down a hallway will never feel as intimate as wiggling into a crawlspace friend, I think you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

I want to be able to say that i'm no longer a virgin.
Why? This is a normy attitude. I want fulfilling sex. For it to be fulfilling I need to keep my scruples.

If I put attaining sex (period) at all cost above my scruples (settled for un-fulfilling) I could've lost my virginity by committing crimes like soliciting a prostitute or engaging in sexual assault.

While some find fulfillment in either of these things, my belief in that a higher fulfillment is possible in being WANTED is what leads to the choice of celibacy.

This may not be a permanent state though. This likely means I just haven't fully embraced the blackpill, and still hold out unrealistic idealistic hopes.

IE if fulfilling sex will likely never come, may as well try out unfulfilling sex.

I think even though I consciously am accepting it, my subconscious mind is still an idealist and I want to keep my inner child alive and ignorant, and actually losing my virginity to a prostitute and feeling how unloved I am in that moment might shock him awake and thus to death.

Are there any other incels who haven't done it yet that want to make a pact?
No, if I do decide to escortcope in the future (which I would do out of curiosity for sex, not to "stop being a virgin") it would be because I want to, not because i made a pact with some guy online. I don't want to be thinking about some guy while I'm fucking an escort.
 
Was it European whore? How did you manage to even get the nerve to knock on door even after vomiting? It would be hard to get erection with those nerves
Yeah, she was from the Czech Republic. I think it was the adrenaline rush. As nervous as I was I was sure at the time that I would be getting guaranteed physical contact from a foid for the first time in my lfie.
 
brutal not even whores want you
 
Yeah, she was from the Czech Republic. I think it was the adrenaline rush. As nervous as I was I was sure at the time that I would be getting guaranteed physical contact from a foid for the first time in my lfie.
What was price of whore? They have some nice blondes. I will have to see European whore as speaking to a whore whose language is English would be too intimidating as she would be very aware of my autism.
 
Walking down a hallway will never feel as intimate as wiggling into a crawlspace friend, I think you are setting yourself up for disappointment.


Why? This is a normy attitude. I want fulfilling sex. For it to be fulfilling I need to keep my scruples.

If I put attaining sex (period) at all cost above my scruples (settled for un-fulfilling) I could've lost my virginity by committing crimes like soliciting a prostitute or engaging in sexual assault.

While some find fulfillment in either of these things, my belief in that a higher fulfillment is possible in being WANTED is what leads to the choice of celibacy.

This may not be a permanent state though. This likely means I just haven't fully embraced the blackpill, and still hold out unrealistic idealistic hopes.

IE if fulfilling sex will likely never come, may as well try out unfulfilling sex.

I think even though I consciously am accepting it, my subconscious mind is still an idealist and I want to keep my inner child alive and ignorant, and actually losing my virginity to a prostitute and feeling how unloved I am in that moment might shock him awake and thus to death.


No, if I do decide to escortcope in the future (which I would do out of curiosity for sex, not to "stop being a virgin") it would be because I want to, not because i made a pact with some guy online. I don't want to be thinking about some guy while I'm fucking an escort.

I feel like as a KHHV incel any sex will be fulfilling sex for the first few times. I'm simply too touch-starved at the moment to care about being wanted by the whore. For now as long as I get my peepee wet i'm happy.

What was price of whore? They have some nice blondes. I will have to see European whore as speaking to a whore whose language is English would be too intimidating as she would be very aware of my autism.
200 euro for an hour. She was one of the more expensive ones. I was in Ireland at the time.
 
I feel like as a KHHV incel any sex will be fulfilling sex for the first few times.
I'm simply too touch-starved at the moment to care about being wanted by the whore.
For now as long as I get my peepee wet i'm happy.
You're probably right.
Despite my pessimism, I'd probably mark out and be delighted too.

But... eventually the high is going to die off, right? Eventually, we'll exit blue mode, and black will hit harder than ever.

Isn't that just courting doom and ruination?

I perceive this the same as taking dangerous drugs. I'm sure despite all my fears about hard drugs like heroine/cocaine that if I chose to take them I would enjoy the hell out of life for a few hours, but AFTER that, it's going to be pretty reliably a downhill path, which is why I resist that choice.
 
I feel like as a KHHV incel any sex will be fulfilling sex for the first few times. I'm simply too touch-starved at the moment to care about being wanted by the whore. For now as long as I get my peepee wet i'm happy.


200 euro for an hour. She was one of the more expensive ones. I was in Ireland at the time.
Why did you say in thread it was legal though? It's not legal in Ireland.

On second look wikipedia says it is legal but it is illegal to buy sex? What is the difference?
 
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Why did you say in thread it was legal though? It's not legal in Ireland.

On second look wikipedia says it is legal but it is illegal to buy sex? What is the difference?

you're technically only paying to spend time with them, not to have sex, even though obviously the sex is what you're there for.
It's a loophole.
Escort
 
It's OK, buddy.

It's normal to be nervous. I was so incredibly nervous my first time.

Maybe you could consider slightly nicer clothes if you want to look older; last year, I had an escort ask me if I was 27. I was 18.

And you could perhaps try a local foid, one who speaks your language fluently. It might be easier to build an emotional connection. Then again, YMMV.
you're technically only paying to spend time with them, not to have sex, even though obviously the sex is what you're there for.
It's a loophole.
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Nah, that is still illegal. American whores do the same thing and they (and their clients) still get arrested.
 

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