I'm giving myself an ultimatum

[janoycresva]

I am currently 19. I will turn 20 in half a year. I highly doubt that I will get laid sophomore year of university. If I don't even kiss a woman, I will start roidmaxxxing and tattoomaxxxing @21. I hate tattoos and don't want to take roids but it may be the only heway. I will deadlift and squat 700lbs and I will bench 405lbs+ to assert dominance in the gym. This will be done wearing a stringer that shows off my tattoos.

 

[UndercovrNormie]

bench and squat half that properly if you want actual results, form >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how much weight you're lifting.

 

[Limerencel]

I am currently 19

"teen-cels" ruin this forum

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

bench and squat half that properly if you want actual results, form >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how much weight you're lifting.

Idk mang lifting 600lbs over doing 315 for reps which will get you the best gains?

 

[Weirdcel]

Just stay away from saunas if you're going to do that.

 

[janoycresva]

bench and squat half that properly if you want actual results, form >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how much weight you're lifting.

I squatted 500lbs w/wraps @18 and then 405lbs w/sleeves for 6 a few months ago @RPE 8 (now I'm slightly injured and rehabing). I'm shooting for a 600lbs pull and a 315lbs bench at 190lbs. Currently 210lbs and pulling around 550, bench is 305lbs.

 

[UndercovrNormie]

Idk mang lifting 600lbs over doing 315 for reps which will get you the best gains?

I squatted 500lbs w/wraps @18 and then 405lbs w/sleeves for 6 a few months ago @RPE 8 (now I'm slightly injured and rehabing). I'm shooting for a 600lbs pull and a 315lbs bench at 190lbs. Currently 210lbs and pulling around 550, bench is 305lbs.

not literally half, that was hyperbole, but showing off by lifting super heavy weights doesn't get results as fast as good technique does.

 

[Templarcel421]

Aka bloatmaxx

 

[janoycresva]

not literally half, that was hyperbole, but showing off by lifting super heavy weights doesn't get results as fast as good technique does.

Ian McPoptart is that you? Good technique is essential, you won't be able to squat or pull 700lbs if your technique is shit.

 

[UndercovrNormie]

Ian McPoptart is that you? Good technique is essential, you won't be able to squat or pull 700lbs if your technique is shit.

hell no, i just don't want to be a cripplecel