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Serious Im dying

Tempus Edax Rerum

Tempus Edax Rerum

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Just got diagnosed with severe loneliness, doctor said I only have 6 months to live :feelscry:

The doctor said that the only known cure are government issued girlfriends. Unfortunately he said they are not yet "FDA approved".

(He also told me that FDA is just a gatekeeper proxy for big Pharma/insurance companies to keep their monopolies intact)
 
there's a chance that you could still end up depressed and feeling lonely with a gf.
 
When I read this title I imagine laughing.
 
its beyond over for you
 
before u die go er
 
See you tomorrow
 

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