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I'm converting to Islam

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That's right. I'm converting and pledging my loyalty to Allah (pbuh). Now not a SINGLE of you can say ANYTHING bad about me, otherwise you'd be Islamophobic.

I'm going to buy a Quran right now and go to the local Mosque.
 
So now you are a Muslim AND radical incel? Get your bags packed boyo, you've just won a trip to Guantanamo Bay!
 
So now you are a Muslim AND radical incel? Get your bags packed boyo, you've just won a trip to Guantanamo Bay!

I'm in Europe, I can do literally whatever I want now.
 
he fell for the islam meme :lul::lul::lul:
 
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Converting to Islam is undeniably the best way a white incel can maximize his chances of getting a faithful wife.

Unfortunately, the Quran says that converting out of pure interest and without true belief/humility leads to the worst punishment in Hell.

There's always a catch in everything. Here, it's suffering for eternity if Allah is real.
 
Converting to Islam is undeniably the best way a white incel can maximize his chances of getting a faithful wife.

Unfortunately, the Quran says that converting out of pure interest and without true belief/humility leads to Hell.

There's always a catch in everything. Here, it's suffering for eternity is Allah is real.

I do have both belief and humility. And I'll also recommend everyone else to convert as well. Surely spreading the religion will make up for my measly sin.
 
Sharia law when?
 
MaşAllah brother welcome to our jihad
elhamdülillah.
 
Religion is cope.
 
I'm a Christian is christanophobic a thing?
 
Religion is cope.
Believing that you can get a faithful wife if you convert is still cope. Even if she is forced to marry you she will hate you, you may be cucked, etc. Religion won't change your face/height/race/autism
 
That's right. I'm converting and pledging my loyalty to Allah (pbuh). Now not a SINGLE of you can say ANYTHING bad about me, otherwise you'd be Islamophobic.

I'm going to buy a Quran right now and go to the local Mosque.

HRISTOPRODAVEC kek
 

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