I’m addicted to catfishing foids

[Actually Autistic]

I always go on apps using (1) my real face and (2) an average ish NT white guy. This way if women decide to put on some cuntish behaviour such as “oh sorry actually I have to babysit my neighbors dog and I’m feeling kinda sick” I can easily message her under my fake account to invite her out. Then I waste her time like she did mine.

Catfish accounts are like evil spirits: they can’t be punched, kicked or stopped yet they can inflict damage on foids better than anything else.

Here’s a short story

1. THE DISH PIT: It’s late November and I feel like having some fun. Outside the temp is -5 degrees. I decide to fish some girls to the restaurant I work and tell them to ask for the dish pit

Low and behold, both show up to the front counter. I peak out from my sink area, here they are. They both are convinced that the dish pit is like this nice VIP area yet it’s the area where all the dirty dishes go in the restaurant. The Indian chef then laughs and says to me “2 girls are here to see you”. I’m like “oh really? No I think they’re here to see Esteban, the other dishwasher” we all laugh. At which point the foids try to walk in but the chef won’t allow because it’s staff only. They leave feeling pissed off. Now they have to find a way home late at night in the cold

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Lmao that’s awesome. Wasting these cunts time is the best.

It’s also justified because they are shallow ppl who only care about looks

 

[Ignas]

Chadfishing is one of the biggest lifefuel. It let you cope by tasting what Chad gets, blackpilling, and teaching foids lesson at the same time

 

[Cuyen]

That's good whores deserve the worst tbh

 

[Monogamist]

Post some screenshots.

 

[Actually Autistic]

Post some screenshots.

I have to catch the bus. Later

 

[Nakuro]

please teach me to chadfish

 

[AsiaCel]

(((Catfish)))

Remains of Nazi Officer Discovered inside 100-Year Old Giant Catfish

Krosno Odrzańskie| A pair of Polish fisherman made an amazing discovery when they opened the belly of the 410-pound catfish they had just caught in the Oder river. The stomach of the monstrous fish contained fragments of human bones, as well as German military artifacts dating back to the Second Wo

worldnewsdailyreport.com

 

[Cuyen]

Post some screenshots.

 

[LastGerman]

(((Catfish)))

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/re...discovered-inside-100-year-old-giant-catfish/

The comment section is so fucking cucked. How it comes that people are still that weak...?

 

[Deleted member 1780]

Holy shit. That's too funny bro. I'm going to start chadfishing and ghosting these cunts for the fun of it.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

teaching foids lesson at the same time

are you implying the hole is self conscious, or in any sense aware of itself to the extent that it could be taught a lesson about its own nature? I wish it was true bro... I wish

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Yes, it can get fun sometimes.

 

[Actually Autistic]

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Mad respect for you OP

 

[Deleted member 1780]

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lool

 

[ihaveno1]

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lmaoo first bitch looks like a total whale, fucking whore thinks she's gonna meet chad nahh bitch haha. Keep doing ur thing OP these cunts deserve it

 

[YungCell]

Based septembercel

 

[mylifeistrash]

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[Monogamist]

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Life Fuel. Good job.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Foids that pretend they need to do something to avoid talking to you out of lookism deserve it.

 

[Michael15651]

@catfishman23's replacement.

 

[Murdoch89]

I like what your doing boyo, keep up the good work and be the new catfishman

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I always go on apps using (1) my real face and (2) an average ish NT white guy. This way if women decide to put on some cuntish behaviour such as “oh sorry actually I have to babysit my neighbors dog and I’m feeling kinda sick” I can easily message her under my fake account to invite her out. Then I waste her time like she did mine.

High IQ.

@catfishman23's replacement.

At least OP is doing in a creative and entertaining way rather than spewing the same nauseating things every time.

catfishman's videos could have been interesting if he'd been capable of having a reasonable discussion with them as opposed to constantly hitting them with "haha you got catfished you shallow ass bitch!!!"

 

[HardToSwallow]

I always go on apps using (1) my real face and (2) an average ish NT white guy. This way if women decide to put on some cuntish behaviour such as “oh sorry actually I have to babysit my neighbors dog and I’m feeling kinda sick” I can easily message her under my fake account to invite her out. Then I waste her time like she did mine.

Catfish accounts are like evil spirits: they can’t be punched, kicked or stopped yet they can inflict damage on foids better than anything else.

Here’s a short story

1. THE DISH PIT: It’s late November and I feel like having some fun. Outside the temp is -5 degrees. I decide to fish some girls to the restaurant I work and tell them to ask for the dish pit

Low and behold, both show up to the front counter. I peak out from my sink area, here they are. They both are convinced that the dish pit is like this nice VIP area yet it’s the area where all the dirty dishes go in the restaurant. The Indian chef then laughs and says to me “2 girls are here to see you”. I’m like “oh really? No I think they’re here to see Esteban, the other dishwasher” we all laugh. At which point the foids try to walk in but the chef won’t allow because it’s staff only. They leave feeling pissed off. Now they have to find a way home late at night in the cold

You're like Incel Robin Hood.

 

[EcuntR]

(((Catfish)))

Remains of Nazi Officer Discovered inside 100-Year Old Giant Catfish

Krosno Odrzańskie| A pair of Polish fisherman made an amazing discovery when they opened the belly of the 410-pound catfish they had just caught in the Oder river. The stomach of the monstrous fish contained fragments of human bones, as well as German military artifacts dating back to the Second Wo

worldnewsdailyreport.com

Cool

 

[Actually Autistic]

I like what your doing boyo, keep up the good work and be the new catfishman

I want to be able to make money from it somehow

 

[Dionysus]

Keep up the good work

 

[Deleted member 1780]

@catfishman23's replacement.

Damn. He got banned

 

[Buglyethnic]

Wish i had the energy to do this

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I pray lord St.blackops2cel grant you with 144 virgins in Jannah, Ameen.

 

[Incel801]

It's the right thing to do..

 

[Vigil]

This is fucking genius

 

[Deleted member 16608]

We really need a documentary series or catalog of all these catfishes. "I mean, look at you. He's a male model." - CF's best line.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Insomniac]

Free him

 

[Ritalincel]

loled thx bro

gift:

A profile picture for u bro

@Actually Autistic

 

[Izayacel]

please teach me to chadfish

easy , make a chadlite account , on various dating websites ( mostly tinder ) talk with them a bit invite them to watever place you wanna meet them and there they are , what your doing onwards is your concern , ah dont forget to be at an lower inhib

 

[Cleftcel]

@catfishman23 eat your heart out

 

[Modus Coperandi]

(((Catfish)))

Remains of Nazi Officer Discovered inside 100-Year Old Giant Catfish

Krosno Odrzańskie| A pair of Polish fisherman made an amazing discovery when they opened the belly of the 410-pound catfish they had just caught in the Oder river. The stomach of the monstrous fish contained fragments of human bones, as well as German military artifacts dating back to the Second Wo

worldnewsdailyreport.com

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Keep up the good work

 

[Ritalincel]

=

 

[HumanTrash]

The username checks out.

 

[Ritalincel]

username checks out

 

[RimmingOnlyIOI]

@catfishman23's replacement.

How in the fuck have all his movies been removed from the internet except for the one with the landwhale waiting for Jeff Seid.

 

[Barry]

I always go on apps using (1) my real face and (2) an average ish NT white guy. This way if women decide to put on some cuntish behaviour such as “oh sorry actually I have to babysit my neighbors dog and I’m feeling kinda sick” I can easily message her under my fake account to invite her out. Then I waste her time like she did mine.

Catfish accounts are like evil spirits: they can’t be punched, kicked or stopped yet they can inflict damage on foids better than anything else.

Here’s a short story

1. THE DISH PIT: It’s late November and I feel like having some fun. Outside the temp is -5 degrees. I decide to fish some girls to the restaurant I work and tell them to ask for the dish pit

Low and behold, both show up to the front counter. I peak out from my sink area, here they are. They both are convinced that the dish pit is like this nice VIP area yet it’s the area where all the dirty dishes go in the restaurant. The Indian chef then laughs and says to me “2 girls are here to see you”. I’m like “oh really? No I think they’re here to see Esteban, the other dishwasher” we all laugh. At which point the foids try to walk in but the chef won’t allow because it’s staff only. They leave feeling pissed off. Now they have to find a way home late at night in the cold

if you work in a restaurant and your boss is ok with catfishing, you should pretend to be chad a little longer on the phone and get them to wait and buy a drink

then split the profits with your boss

make money out of these bitches

 

[rabitter]

BASEDcel

if you work in a restaurant and your boss is ok with catfishing, you should pretend to be chad a little longer on the phone and get them to wait and buy a drink

then split the profits with your boss

make money out of these bitches

tbh I wonder why bars haven't used Chadfishing as a money-making tactic. Seems so easy

 

[Deleted member 11032]

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I want to be able to make money from it somehow

@NEETAndTidy

 

[Barry]

BASEDcel


tbh I wonder why bars haven't used Chadfishing as a money-making tactic. Seems so easy

i should moneymax as an official chadfishing consultant