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RageFuel Im a Wizard and i can't take it anymore, im buying an escort. Ive never even touched a boob before.

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Im gonna RIP later this year anyway so even if it's embarrassing I have nothing to lose.
 
Me personally i'll never by an escort.
 
Stand strong and live well and fuck her like a hero.

If you are going to die in a year, you might as well spend all your money on escorts.

For all those that look down on hiring escorts, I can only say that I don’t regret it at all.

It was the only sex I ever had.
Better to pay for sex than never have sex at all.
 
I'm very curious about sex I've never had it before and I'm in my thirties I just don't want anything bad to happen to me like I get robbed or beaten or murdered and sometimes I wonder if I might have nervousness and my dick wouldn't even work so I just don't bother with it I just stay away from Sex havers in general I hate those people
 
Fellow Wizard :feelsbadman:
Go for the escort, I hope you have a good experience. Illegal here unfortunately :feelsbadman:
 
Stand strong and live well and fuck her like a hero.

If you are going to die in a year, you might as well spend all your money on escorts.

For all those that look down on hiring escorts, I can only say that I don’t regret it at all.

It was the only sex I ever had.
Better to pay for sex than never have sex at all.

I'm very curious about sex I've never had it before and I'm in my thirties I just don't want anything bad to happen to me like I get robbed or beaten or murdered and sometimes I wonder if I might have nervousness and my dick wouldn't even work so I just don't bother with it I just stay away from Sex havers in general I hate those people
Yeah I'm terrified which is why I didn't do it before, but I refuse to die a virgin, no matter how embarrassing it is.

Fellow Wizard :feelsbadman:
Go for the escort, I hope you have a good experience. Illegal here unfortunately :feelsbadman:
Thx.

Knowing my luck I'll prob last 3 pumps and then cream myself, I'll just spend more time touching her boobs and butt.
 
hope u have a good time fren
 
Yeah I'm terrified which is why I didn't do it before, but I refuse to die a virgin, no matter how embarrassing it is.


Thx.

Knowing my luck I'll prob last 3 pumps and then cream myself, I'll just spend more time touching her boobs and butt.
Describe texture when you cum back. (this is important)
 
Describe texture when you cum back. (this is important)
Hopefully she looks like her picture, I like thin, pretty, short girls with long hair.

I've never worn a condom before, I don't even know what size I am (probably the small ones).
 
You a wizard and since grayceldom you´ve never paid for an escort?
thats some crazy discipline.
 
I also think of visiting but i dont want Aids
 
Is 2 hours too long for my first time, should it only be 1 hour.
 
Stupidd bluepill idiots "I dont pay for escort"" LITERALLY YOU DONT HAVE ANY OPTION ,PAY OR DIE VIRGIN IDIOTS
 
Is 2 hours too long for my first time, should it only be 1 hour.
Most virgins dont last a minute lmao better swallow some viagra before hand
 
Stupidd bluepill idiots "I dont pay for escort"" LITERALLY YOU DONT HAVE ANY OPTION ,PAY OR DIE VIRGIN IDIOTS
YEah they still belive in muh pure love and attraction for chad when its only his looks. Real ascension is to have enough money to buy escorts everyday
 
Im gonna RIP later this year anyway so even if it's embarrassing I have nothing to lose.
Tell us how it went , I probably Will do the same in future
 
buy good quality condoms and cialis. It will make the experience more enjoyable
 
Im gonna RIP later this year anyway so even if it's embarrassing I have nothing to lose.
Don't do it, if u are not deformed, there is always someone for you.
 
Don't do it, if u are not deformed, there is always someone for you.
I can't do it anymore, I'm sick of suffering. Sorry.

It's summer where I am (hell) so I at least want to experience one more winter plus footy season.
 
Knowing my luck I'll prob last 3 pumps and then cream myself, I'll just spend more time touching her boobs and butt.
Is 2 hours too long for my first time, should it only be 1 hour.
Take 30 minutes.

Also, many kick you out after you ejaculate, no matter what time you paid. You have to ask about this, is the time fully usable even after ejaculating.
 
Take 30 minutes.

Also, many kick you out after you ejaculate, no matter what time you paid. You have to ask about this, is the time fully usable even after ejaculating.
I'm gonna go to an expensive 2 hour one with girlfriend experience. Gonna make her cuddle me for at least an hour before i put it in.
 
I'm gonna go to an expensive 2 hour one with girlfriend experience. Gonna make her cuddle me for at least an hour before i put it in.
how much?

I don't recommend 2 hours. 1 hour maximum if you have premature ejaculation.

pick one with good reviews!
 
personally I don't ever plan to visit. very soon i am 34 year old virgin. never saw a naked female, never touched a boob
 
Based goal. I'm about to get a job and this time I will save the money I earn for a trip to either Thailand or the Philippines.
You're welcome to join me

Closer to the date I will make a thread inviting all cels here to join me for the Pattaya whore trip.

@rope2cope should do those trips instead of me but he is MIA maybe he got killed by a freelancer on the beach road. Probably they sold his organs or some shit so rip to the homie. That nigga seems to be knowledgable in SEAmaxx he should organize trips every year and become the lord of SEAmaxxers. But if he won't do it then I will, well at least this one time.

All oldcels are invited to join me, I really wish and pray somebody will come with me I am giga highinhib and autistic, you guys dont know how hard it is for me to talk to women I will make a fool of myself and feel super uncomfortable but I will do it because I got no choice so if nobody else will come I will just go alone or maybe ask on soyddit and discordcel for some normie oldcels to come.
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I'm buying this count-down clock and gonna set it for 17 months. That is the final deadline for my departure.

I am NOT going to be a wizard. I am not going to be a fucking 30 year old virgin FUCK THAT. I rather just whore out in Pattaya it is what it is. I don't give a fuck anymore, there is no ascending for me I accepted that. If it happens later then it is what it is if not then I'll kill myself, either way I win. It is what it is it is wha tit is wtieswasetiasdg aihuizgmgWEPUI,Mepu,gAWP,Gaeupg,APG,aspgAE,UWPGae,PGA,WEGp,uGPU,epuAEPaepgUepguegp
 
You're welcome to join me

Closer to the date I will make a thread inviting all cels here to join me for the Pattaya whore trip.

@rope2cope should do those trips instead of me but he is MIA maybe he got killed by a freelancer on the beach road. Probably they sold his organs or some shit so rip to the homie. That nigga seems to be knowledgable in SEAmaxx he should organize trips every year and become the lord of SEAmaxxers. But if he won't do it then I will, well at least this one time.

All oldcels are invited to join me, I really wish and pray somebody will come with me I am giga highinhib and autistic, you guys dont know how hard it is for me to talk to women I will make a fool of myself and feel super uncomfortable but I will do it because I got no choice so if nobody else will come I will just go alone or maybe ask on soyddit and discordcel for some normie oldcels to come.
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I'm buying this count-down clock and gonna set it for 17 months. That is the final deadline for my departure.

I am NOT going to be a wizard. I am not going to be a fucking 30 year old virgin FUCK THAT. I rather just whore out in Pattaya it is what it is. I don't give a fuck anymore, there is no ascending for me I accepted that. If it happens later then it is what it is if not then I'll kill myself, either way I win. It is what it is it is wha tit is wtieswasetiasdg aihuizgmgWEPUI,Mepu,gAWP,Gaeupg,APG,aspgAE,UWPGae,PGA,WEGp,uGPU,epuAEPaepgUepguegp
dont forget the saint humadi picture and u gotta tell the hoes u fucked about saint humadi
 
dont forget the saint humadi picture and u gotta tell the hoes u fucked about saint humadi
Of course buddy boyo. I will carry the blackpill prince Hamudi everywhere I go. I will record a video of the hoes praising the blackpill lord Hamudi. It's gonna be the funniest shit ever. I don't know how I'll manage to fucking do that since I'm highinhib as fuck but I will. I will blackpill this hoes on hamudi and all the other princes. I will bring blackops4cel with me too in picture form.

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Blackopscel4 is saint of SEAmaxxing

Hamudi is a OG saint a true blackpill prince. He has predicted my ascension all the way back in 2019 in this video


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1zCK6sL0OMg

I will moneygame in Pattaya, it all makes sense now, all the pieces are falling in place. I was foolish to hold out hope for ascension. It is truly over and I will embrace every last bit of it. I shall commit TOTAL EGO DEATH. And arise a new man out of this experience. Hamudi had the truth all this time and I did not see it.
 
You'll wish you did it sooner and got it over with.
 
How's it going Bro? You get your dick wet yet?

If you're a wizard then I'm fucking Gandalf. I'm 45 and still a virgin.
 
How's it going Bro? You get your dick wet yet?

If you're a wizard then I'm fucking Gandalf. I'm 45 and still a virgin.
Trying to set it up for next week. She doesn't respond much, probably too busy getting railed lol.

Mogs me I'm only 36.

She's like 19 or 20 too. Prime Stacy :ahegao:
 
Trying to set it up for next week. She doesn't respond much, probably too busy getting railed lol.

Mogs me I'm only 36.

She's like 19 or 20 too. Prime Stacy :ahegao:
Enjoy it Bro. I hope you feel better afterwards. Almost makes me want to hire one myself to finally get some pussy. Unfortunately it's illegal where I live. You can sell sex all you want but if you buy it you go to jail. What a joke!
 
you can find prostitutes that let you cum more than once. they will say it in their ad.
 
Enjoy it Bro. I hope you feel better afterwards. Almost makes me want to hire one myself to finally get some pussy. Unfortunately it's illegal where I live. You can sell sex all you want but if you buy it you go to jail. What a joke!
Just look around but be careful
 
Yeah do it,touching boobs is not some kind of godly experience.It's just feels like blob of flesh.Maybe for the first time you will be surprised while sucking the perky nipple but after that it's not exciting any more.Sex with escort will lead to immediate suicide in few days I will guarantee that.There is no sex without love only one sided lust.
 
Yeah do it,touching boobs is not some kind of godly experience.It's just feels like blob of flesh.Maybe for the first time you will be surprised while sucking the perky nipple but after that it's not exciting any more.Sex with escort will lead to immediate suicide in few days I will guarantee that.There is no sex without love only one sided lust.
Your not wrong lol, I'll taste Eden then I'll be depressed and angry later that we get deprived.

Im so fucking thirsty though.
 
I'm older than you and get horny but fapping is like an annoying chore. You want the real thing badly.
 
Stupidd bluepill idiots "I dont pay for escort"" LITERALLY YOU DONT HAVE ANY OPTION ,PAY OR DIE VIRGIN IDIOTS
This
I would be in a mental asylum rn if I never swallowed my pride and visited a whore
 

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