Im gonna RIP later this year anyway so even if it's embarrassing I have nothing to lose.
RageFuel Im a Wizard and i can't take it anymore, im buying an escort. Ive never even touched a boob before.
Me personally i'll never by an escort.
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Stand strong and live well and fuck her like a hero.
If you are going to die in a year, you might as well spend all your money on escorts.
For all those that look down on hiring escorts, I can only say that I don’t regret it at all.
It was the only sex I ever had.
Better to pay for sex than never have sex at all.
If you are going to die in a year, you might as well spend all your money on escorts.
For all those that look down on hiring escorts, I can only say that I don’t regret it at all.
It was the only sex I ever had.
Better to pay for sex than never have sex at all.
good luck
I'm very curious about sex I've never had it before and I'm in my thirties I just don't want anything bad to happen to me like I get robbed or beaten or murdered and sometimes I wonder if I might have nervousness and my dick wouldn't even work so I just don't bother with it I just stay away from Sex havers in general I hate those people
Fellow Wizard 
Go for the escort, I hope you have a good experience. Illegal here unfortunately
Go for the escort, I hope you have a good experience. Illegal here unfortunately
Yeah I'm terrified which is why I didn't do it before, but I refuse to die a virgin, no matter how embarrassing it is.
Thx.Fellow Wizard
Go for the escort, I hope you have a good experience. Illegal here unfortunately
Knowing my luck I'll prob last 3 pumps and then cream myself, I'll just spend more time touching her boobs and butt.
hope u have a good time fren
Describe texture when you cum back. (this is important)
Hopefully she looks like her picture, I like thin, pretty, short girls with long hair.
I've never worn a condom before, I don't even know what size I am (probably the small ones).
You a wizard and since grayceldom you´ve never paid for an escort?
thats some crazy discipline.
thats some crazy discipline.
I also think of visiting but i dont want Aids
36yo virgin, and i was to scared to go.
Is 2 hours too long for my first time, should it only be 1 hour.
Stupidd bluepill idiots "I dont pay for escort"" LITERALLY YOU DONT HAVE ANY OPTION ,PAY OR DIE VIRGIN IDIOTS
Most virgins dont last a minute lmao better swallow some viagra before hand
YEah they still belive in muh pure love and attraction for chad when its only his looks. Real ascension is to have enough money to buy escorts everyday
Yeah
I wanna do gfe and cuddle and grab those titties mostly.
I had same mentality, but I'm close to 30 now so fuck that.
I'm 28 now gonna lose my virginity in 17 months in Thailand.
Describe it precisely after
Tell us how it went , I probably Will do the same in future
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buy good quality condoms and cialis. It will make the experience more enjoyable
Don't do it, if u are not deformed, there is always someone for you.
I can't do it anymore, I'm sick of suffering. Sorry.
It's summer where I am (hell) so I at least want to experience one more winter plus footy season.
same
@LeFrenchCel we have some new infiltrators
Nah bruh. Just sayin
Take 30 minutes.
Also, many kick you out after you ejaculate, no matter what time you paid. You have to ask about this, is the time fully usable even after ejaculating.
I'm gonna go to an expensive 2 hour one with girlfriend experience. Gonna make her cuddle me for at least an hour before i put it in.
how much?
I don't recommend 2 hours. 1 hour maximum if you have premature ejaculation.
pick one with good reviews!
personally I don't ever plan to visit. very soon i am 34 year old virgin. never saw a naked female, never touched a boob
A lot lol, I'll try not to put it in to the end lol
36. I'm sick of being a Wizard.
You're welcome to join me
Closer to the date I will make a thread inviting all cels here to join me for the Pattaya whore trip.
@rope2cope should do those trips instead of me but he is MIA maybe he got killed by a freelancer on the beach road. Probably they sold his organs or some shit so rip to the homie. That nigga seems to be knowledgable in SEAmaxx he should organize trips every year and become the lord of SEAmaxxers. But if he won't do it then I will, well at least this one time.
All oldcels are invited to join me, I really wish and pray somebody will come with me I am giga highinhib and autistic, you guys dont know how hard it is for me to talk to women I will make a fool of myself and feel super uncomfortable but I will do it because I got no choice so if nobody else will come I will just go alone or maybe ask on soyddit and discordcel for some normie oldcels to come.
I'm buying this count-down clock and gonna set it for 17 months. That is the final deadline for my departure.
I am NOT going to be a wizard. I am not going to be a fucking 30 year old virgin FUCK THAT. I rather just whore out in Pattaya it is what it is. I don't give a fuck anymore, there is no ascending for me I accepted that. If it happens later then it is what it is if not then I'll kill myself, either way I win. It is what it is it is wha tit is wtieswasetiasdg aihuizgmgWEPUI,Mepu,gAWP,Gaeupg,APG,aspgAE,UWPGae,PGA,WEGp,uGPU,epuAEPaepgUepguegp
dont forget the saint humadi picture and u gotta tell the hoes u fucked about saint humadi
Of course buddy boyo. I will carry the blackpill prince Hamudi everywhere I go. I will record a video of the hoes praising the blackpill lord Hamudi. It's gonna be the funniest shit ever. I don't know how I'll manage to fucking do that since I'm highinhib as fuck but I will. I will blackpill this hoes on hamudi and all the other princes. I will bring blackops4cel with me too in picture form.
Blackopscel4 is saint of SEAmaxxing
Hamudi is a OG saint a true blackpill prince. He has predicted my ascension all the way back in 2019 in this video
View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1zCK6sL0OMg
I will moneygame in Pattaya, it all makes sense now, all the pieces are falling in place. I was foolish to hold out hope for ascension. It is truly over and I will embrace every last bit of it. I shall commit TOTAL EGO DEATH. And arise a new man out of this experience. Hamudi had the truth all this time and I did not see it.
Pure copium
You'll wish you did it sooner and got it over with.
How's it going Bro? You get your dick wet yet?
If you're a wizard then I'm fucking Gandalf. I'm 45 and still a virgin.
If you're a wizard then I'm fucking Gandalf. I'm 45 and still a virgin.
Trying to set it up for next week. She doesn't respond much, probably too busy getting railed lol.
Mogs me I'm only 36.
She's like 19 or 20 too. Prime Stacy
Enjoy it Bro. I hope you feel better afterwards. Almost makes me want to hire one myself to finally get some pussy. Unfortunately it's illegal where I live. You can sell sex all you want but if you buy it you go to jail. What a joke!Trying to set it up for next week. She doesn't respond much, probably too busy getting railed lol.
Mogs me I'm only 36.
She's like 19 or 20 too. Prime Stacy
you can find prostitutes that let you cum more than once. they will say it in their ad.
Just look around but be careful
Yeah do it,touching boobs is not some kind of godly experience.It's just feels like blob of flesh.Maybe for the first time you will be surprised while sucking the perky nipple but after that it's not exciting any more.Sex with escort will lead to immediate suicide in few days I will guarantee that.There is no sex without love only one sided lust.
Your not wrong lol, I'll taste Eden then I'll be depressed and angry later that we get deprived.
Im so fucking thirsty though.
I'm older than you and get horny but fapping is like an annoying chore. You want the real thing badly.
This
I would be in a mental asylum rn if I never swallowed my pride and visited a whore
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