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Like hypothetically if some easy becky gave you a blowjob or let you hit out of nowhere how would you cope

Imagine all of the years lost to inceldom and depression now retroactively a waste of time. The online communities you invested so much in now reject you completely.

The realisation that I wasted so much time LDARING over nothing would make me go insane

You now have no excuse to LDAR as a newly baptised sexhaver normie but you’re so far behind in life as well

Better to live your life to the fullest as an incel in case this happens
 
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I'll delete my account.

Besides that, does anything change? No it won't. I'll still be treated as a subhuman everywhere.

other parts of it are just as brutal if not even more than just having sex
 
I'll delete my account.

Besides that, does anything change? No it won't. I'll still be treated as a subhuman everywhere.

other parts of it are just as brutal if not even more than just having sex
True

A long term partner would make it a lot more bearable
 
Abused dog syndrome and spiral
 
True

A long term partner would make it a lot more bearable
Tbh it's even more cucked to have a long term partner who can you leave you in a matter of few seconds than be a ldar trucel
Yep, that's why it's only bearable as you said

Just look at the "never give up"(subhuman guy who got married for a greencard and is now a dad) youtube channel guy. Hes still being treated like a subhuman everywhere.
 
I would ask for nuking my account if that happened. I'd rather have at least something than rot as an incel and whine here about something I don't have.
 
Only having sex? I'd probably be more miserable afterwards if she broke contact or we never interacted. Suifuel. In the end I think most of us want a loyal gf/wife/partner but we know it's impossible.
 
Delete my account here as I would have ascended
 
Only having sex? I'd probably be more miserable afterwards if she broke contact or we never interacted. Suifuel. In the end I think most of us want a loyal gf/wife/partner but we know it's impossible.
 
I don't make being an incel my identity so it wouldn't matter. Though I know for a fact sex would've done nothing for me. And if I didn't want to leave this forum afterwards nothing would stop me from being here. Because unlike you niggers I can actually hide my sexual relationships without bragging here like a vomitting frog at the first instance of a woman's touch.
 
Because unlike you niggers I can actually hide my sexual relationships without bragging here like a vomitting frog at the first instance of a woman's touch.
:feelssus:
 
Delete the account and try to reintegrate into society like a normie or sum like that
 
It's a thing i'll never experience so it's hard to think about what i'd do.
 
That sounds awful it might actually drive me to suicide
 
Fly around cause its a dream
 
Log off and nevER come back
 
might die during it
 
Leave this place? There is no longer any point being here.
 
I'll delete my account.

Besides that, does anything change? No it won't. I'll still be treated as a subhuman everywhere.

other parts of it are just as brutal if not even more than just having sex
 
Only having sex? I'd probably be more miserable afterwards if she broke contact or we never interacted. Suifuel. In the end I think most of us want a loyal gf/wife/partner but we know it's impossible.
 
Renounce inceldom and become a betabuxx. HAHAHAHAHA
 
Delete my account
 
id smoke a cigar and say goodbye
 
Delete the account and try to reintegrate into society like a normie or sum like that
i bet id be so normal, id be inspired to get a dog do normie shit
 
I don't think it changes anything for me, it would just be a masturbation, a better one this time.
 
it would be proof of concept and I would fuck off knowing I can likely recreate that success
 
leave but i would likely remain miserable from being ugly brown and short. im afraid that the pain won't ever go away even if things started going my way.
 
Keep living my life? It wouldnt change anything
 
not sure, it would probably cause a rip in the fabric of time if i had sex. but in all seriousness, id just delete my account here and continue to cope with other issues in my life.
 
Probably still be on this forum, especially if she doesn’t keep contact after. Not to mention i would still be a mentalcel with schizoaffective
 
no idea, id probably get addicted to sex, as i have a very addictive personality

Imagine all of the years lost to inceldom and depression now retroactively a waste of time. The online communities you invested so much in now reject you completely.

The realisation that I wasted so much time LDARING over nothing would make me go insane
i personally wouldnt regret it, my life has been a shit show from age 9 to now and i am fucked up in every way possible and this is the only place i somewhat fit in

but ill never get a girlfriend let alone have sex so all this doesnt matter
 
Never happening.
I'd rather have sex with a foid I at least like
I know we Incels don't get a choosing in that, but life already is fucking me over, I at least should say no to gain back control.
 
I'm 35 years old and I lost my virginity last year at age 34 and nothing changed other then a understanding of what sex feels like other that I think sex is overrated and once I lost it I feel like love doesn't exist anymore
 
Honestly rope. I can just about cope being a virgin. I don’t like it but it’s part of my identity at this point
 
If it's just once and never happens again would state of mind even change much?
 
I'm 35 years old and I lost my virginity last year at age 34 and nothing changed other then a understanding of what sex feels like other that I think sex is overrated and once I lost it I feel like love doesn't exist anymore
Escortcel?
 
If it's a one-off then I don't think that would change anything really. If it was an actual relationship and I could start a family with her then I guess I'd just live a good life and stop using this site.
 
I think I would be even more depressed because I realised what I missed out on during my 20's. The scenario wouldn't happen anyway unless it was an obese woman.
 
Only having sex? I'd probably be more miserable afterwards if she broke contact or we never interacted. Suifuel. In the end I think most of us want a loyal gf/wife/partner but we know it's impossible.
 
I would delete my account and rope soon after.
 

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