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Discussion If you have at least 5 of these you’re a fakecel

Lazyandtalentless

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Nice thick hair with a low hairline


Clear skin that isn’t pale


Teeth that are straight, white, and not damaged


Hunter eyes


Square jaw


A good-sized nose


Average height


Neurotypical


Good-sized lips

Thick neck
 
I have only one of these
 
Nice thick hair with a low hairline


Clear skin that isn’t pale


Teeth that are straight, white, and not damaged


Hunter eyes


Square jaw


A good-sized nose


Average height


Neurotypical


Good-sized lips

Thick neck
5? I have 1 I think. Is it over for me.
 
I only have thick hair with a low hairline and my neck isn’t extremely thick but it’s a good size
 
Siiiike I already knew it's over for me bud

Who cares about this shit anymore. No point analysing your features like it will do anything. Either you get to experience the normies life or you don't. And once you spend 10 years of your adult life as an incel you realise you are not gonna get to experience the normie life might as well stop thinking about looks then.

I just want money for copes now.
 
I have none of these
 
I have none of these
 
Nah nigga forget all that bullshit. If you have this and this alone then you are a fakecel: Unpaid sex.
 
Nice thick hair with a low hairline :yes:


Clear skin that isn’t pale :no: my skin is pale plus I have some mild stretch marks


Teeth that are straight, white, and not damaged :no: my teeth are white and not damaged I’m almost 30 and I have never had a cavity but they are somewhat asymmetrical and I have a mild gap in between my two front teeth and they can get plauqey sometimes too and my gums are kind of red


Hunter eyes :no:


Square jaw:no:


A good-sized nose:no: I have a big bulbous fat ugly nose


Average height :yes: I actually have above average height I’m 6’2 one of my few good physical traits


Neurotypical :no:


Good-sized lips :no:

Thick neck :yes:

I only have 3 out of ten it’s over :cryfeels:
 
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You need to be a 3/10 to be NTcel
 
Nice thick hair with a low hairline:no:
Clear skin that isn’t pale:no:
Teeth that are straight, white, and not damaged:no:
Hunter eyes:no:
Square jaw:no:
A good-sized nose:no:
Average height:no:
Neurotypical:no::no::no::no::no:
Good-sized lips:no:
Thick neck:no:
Don't forget black skin too
 
Also dont forget long hair = autofakecel
 
i dont have any of this
 
but u forgot mogger dick size which is very important
 
Nice thick hair with a low hairline


Clear skin that isn’t pale


Teeth that are straight, white, and not damaged


Hunter eyes


Square jaw


A good-sized nose


Average height


Neurotypical


Good-sized lips

Thick neck
all i have is the first one but its a widows peak so idk if that counts and average height
 
Nice thick hair with a low hairline


Clear skin that isn’t pale


Teeth that are straight, white, and not damaged


Hunter eyes


Square jaw


A good-sized nose


Average height


Neurotypical


Good-sized lips

Thick neck
Square jaw does not make you necessarily more attractive. You people here have no clue how rare 95+% bigonial/bizygomatic is… also the most attractive males in history aka Alain delon, Chico, delisolla, etc. all of them have medium/narrower lower jaw. Chicos bigonial/bizygo is no more than 81-83%. Delon’s ratio is no more than 80-82%. Even Jeremy Meeks’ bigonial/bizygo is around 94-95% if you look closely, he just has outflared gonions.
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Though I agree that men with wider lower jaws tend to age better due to dimorphic features becoming more prominent with age
 
Nice thick hair with a low hairline


Clear skin that isn’t pale


Teeth that are straight, white, and not damaged


Hunter eyes


Square jaw


A good-sized nose


Average height


Neurotypical


Good-sized lips

Thick neck
I have nice thick black curry hair
Clear shiny shitskin
Teeth are straight tho
Eyes full of dark circles
Jaw is kinda nice
Nose is normie
Height 5'10
ADHD + Autism
Lips are torn due to high nicotine consumption
Physique is not that bad, 14% body fat

Graycel in it's truest form
 
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Square jaw does not make you necessarily more attractive. You people here have no clue how rare 95+% bigonial/bizygomatic is… also the most attractive males in history aka Alain delon, Chico, delisolla, etc. all of them have medium/narrower lower jaw. Chicos bigonial/bizygo is no more than 81-83%. Delon’s ratio is no more than 80-82%. Even Jeremy Meeks’ bigonial/bizygo is around 94-95% if you look closely, he just has outflared gonions.
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Though I agree that men with wider lower jaws tend to age better due to dimorphic features becoming more prominent with age
can only imagine what life was like for prime chico
literally playing life as admin all cheats enabled
 
Nice thick hair with a low hairline





Teeth that are straight, white, and not damaged





Square jaw





Neurotypical
I only have 4. Doesn’t matter since height is law. If you’re above 6 foot I consider them a fakecel. You can easily get a LTB while being 6 foot.
 
Btw I'm not sure if I'm neurotypical or not. I can pretend to be somewhat normal and so I can adapt to the normies for a while, but it's very tiring for me and drains me of a huge amount of energy. Apart from that, I have suffered from social anxiety since childhood.
 
I have a thick, short neck. It doesn't look good.
 

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