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If you have a Alexa

FlamingCel

FlamingCel

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Throw it away.Alexa has a demon inside and eventually will come out and possess you or a animal when the doomsday clock is at 12
 
scary stuff ngl
 
Would never even consider buying jeff bezoses 1984-esque monitoring device, no thanks jeff
 
JFL at paying for a literal spy in your living room.
 
If you have Alexa youre practically a Chad since youre constantly talking with a female jfl
 
If you have one you are going to be arrested for "hate speech" quite soon.
 
No cortana no alexa no siri nothing. I prefer swiping.
 
It does do that thing where it keeps glowing yellow. It's up to something.
 
Where did you learn that from?
 
JFL, if you have "smart" anything connected to the internet.

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