If you have a Alexa

[FlamingCel]

Throw it away.Alexa has a demon inside and eventually will come out and possess you or a animal when the doomsday clock is at 12

 

[builderseed]

scary stuff ngl

 

[proudweeb]

Would never even consider buying jeff bezoses 1984-esque monitoring device, no thanks jeff

 

[incelerated]

JFL at paying for a literal spy in your living room.

 

[kikecel]

If you have Alexa youre practically a Chad since youre constantly talking with a female jfl

 

[ilieknothing]

If you have one you are going to be arrested for "hate speech" quite soon.

 

[FlamingCel]

scary stuff ngl

yes it is tbh

 

[Idotms]

JFL at paying for a literal spy in your living room.

 

[Linesnap99]

No cortana no alexa no siri nothing. I prefer swiping.

 

[Darkenzo]

It does do that thing where it keeps glowing yellow. It's up to something.

 

[Mainländer]

Where did you learn that from?

 

[nazianime]

JFL, if you have "smart" anything connected to the internet.

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