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If you had DBZ powers how would you get back to foids?

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Imagine you get to be as strong as Godku. How would you get back to the society and women?
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No more planet earth I’m going to knock it out of the solar system
 
Use super speed to kidnap foids and grape them, then use my powers to blow up lgbt protests ect :
 
My looks would be enough
 
become the world's ruler, and essentially do whatever the fuck I want lol. I'd also take revenge on those who treated me like shit
none would stop me so sky's the limit
 
maby be evil and try to conquer the world for incelistan but would get defeated by goku and end up becoming his friend like piccolo vegeta etc
 
Gonna pay a visit to the white house
 
get me a harem of jb and breed them on mars after i annihilate gay eath
 
With powers like that, and looking like Goku you would be the biggest chad ever, so you wouldn't really have to get back to foids. I would get foids, and go flex on bully chads. :feelsthink:

Another alternative is world domination tho. It would depend on my mood. :feelshaha:
 
I'll make the elites my bitch and force them to propagate the world into somthing more autistic and incel friendly. Setting a clear goal for all of humanity which is space travel .and put all our efforts into it.

My power will be a means to an end. To liberate mankind from idiotic beliefs and ideologies. I wll not end up another monkey who gets God like powers and do nothing but blow shit and act like a retard. I'll start by fixing africa and creating a model african civilian since it's a diverse rich continent

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I'll make the elites my bitch and force them to propagate the world into somthing more autistic and incel friendly. Setting a clear goal for all of humanity which is space travel .and put all our efforts into it.

My power will be a means to an end. To liberate mankind from idiotic beliefs and ideologies. I wll not end up another monkey who gets God like powers and do nothing but blow shit and act like a retard. I'll start by fixing africa and creating a model african civilian since it's a diverse rich continent

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i like your thinking. Also what comic book is this from?
 
I would date a foid who look like Bulma.
 
Destroy the Earth's core so it could blow up, just like Frieza did to Namek.
 
HAKAI the assholes who torment me.

Though likely, I’d just fly or instant translocate overseas. I won’t really give a shit about anything else.
 

If you had DBZ powers how would you get back to foids?​

Imagine you get to be as strong as Godku. How would you get back to the society and women?
Flight or teleportation I suppose.

OP did you perhaps intend to write "get back at" insinuating some kind of revenge/vengeance?
 
Not tell anyone I have powers. Play a sport and impress everyone.
 
If I got such powers and ever got on a bad day, there's a pretty good chance this comic could happen in real live
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But at least at first I would try to do some good with it, making sure the laws actually worked etc
 
I would legit be a Vigilante against Chads and permanently fuck their face up for life.
 
Torture the average and below and make the stacies my sex slaves.
 
Just fuck around , steal Money , teleport Into Hotel rooms to Use Them , etc..
 
Instant transmission to a foid's bedroom. Rape. Instant transmission out. :feelshaha:
 
so I can get rid of my OCD, I'll go to find my true love,I will become the incarnation of justice,eliminate the assholes I met in my life in a humanitarian way,then I'll go on to eliminate more assholes that are selfish and violate morality and laws,redistribute the world's wealth, end the winner take all game,bring demography and socialism to humanity
 
Murder my old school bullies. And walk at nigh acting weak/soy with lots of expensive objects and murder/torture any scum that tries to assault me.
 
So I guess I just have pussy mentality because I wouldn't want to be a huge famous guy. I think what I'd honestly rather do is save people but not necessarily by fighting crime. I think it would be neat to be a fireman or something of that nature and go into areas where it is virtually impossible to rescue anybody and use my powers to rescue them. Save lives. I run the risk of somebody filming my heroic deeds though and then that fucks me over.

On the other hand I don't think that will make me a lot of money. I feel an even better way would be to be used as a governemnt tool of war. I join the military. Get sent overseas to grant America dominance and get paid millions of dollars to become a contract killer for the military but this still feeds my ego of saving people because I can say, in my head, that I'm preventing us from going to war by crushing our opposition. Plus with this lifestyle I get anonymity. I honestly think this is the better choice for me. My previous idea only works up until a certain point.

And as others have pointed out Instant Transmission would be so fucking good to have. Warp to the girls lockers rooms and showers and do what I need to do then warp back to my home and nobody is any the wiser. They would claim all the girls were just making up stories of "boogeymen" coming in and jerking off on all their prime tits and asses. And I'd be laughing my way to the metaphorical jerk bank.:feelsLSD:
 
Easy. I would become king of the world and have a harem of foids all for myself. I would then enforce my rules to make a better world wide civilization.
Torture the average and below and make the stacies my sex slaves.
Unequivocally based
 
Think bigger, we would need to start by creating a Planet Vageta-like home for ourselves. The strongest men would breed with the strongest women, and the weaklings would be sent to another planet.
 
I would join MMA and get rich and famous.
 
I would conquer the entire world (or at the very least my country of origin) and create an empire in which degeneracy is outlawed.

Anyone resisting would get exterminated like the vermin they are.
 
I would explore the universe. someone this powerful isn't imprisoned to this realm.
 
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i would be a villain
 
I no longer even have the mental patience to try and take over the world and make it into a better place, I'd literally just fly up into the sky and destroy the entire planet, but first I'd announce it on news and let it spread around for a week so normies can quake in fear and die knowing an incel ended everything
 

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