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It's Over If you ever get a gf, she will tell all of her friends about how big your dick is

Total Imbecile

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Something to keep in mind

Women always talk about sex 100% of the time, they go into explicit details about how big their partners penis is and what its shaped like and your sex techniques and load size and cum texture

If you ever have a gf, you have to be ready for your dick size going public, this can be brutal if youre under 7 inches
 
5.5inchcel

How over is it?
 
Implying women my age have friends.
 
Which is why I'm hoping and waiting for robotic replacements and then waiting for the day they become decently priced so I could afford one.
Their only friend would be me.
 
Which is why I'm hoping and waiting for robotic replacements and then waiting for the day they become decently priced so I could afford one.
Their only friend would be me.
Yes. Women are truly abominable beings
 
It invites controversy. You might think your dick is small, but you might be bigger than someone else here. It raises the bragging question.
Oh, right. I guess you're right. It's the same with height.
 
It invites controversy. You might think your dick is small, but you might be bigger than someone else here. It raises the bragging question.
I don't think it really counts as bragging unless you're above average
 
I don't think it really counts as bragging unless you're above average

Everybody's got a different metric. Some people don't even believe in the average. Because there's no way they measured every man in the world. They didn't measure me.
 
what is wrong with these retarded sluts, none of the men I have ever known ever shared any of these details about their women, almost like they were scared to and knew their place as betas
 
Are you saying that your penis is so large that it would affect the national average?

No, but it might be small enough.

what is wrong with these retarded sluts, none of the men I have ever known ever shared any of these details about their women, almost like they were scared to and knew their place as betas

Have you not been on Looksmax? They're always talking about their scores over there. When they can get them.
 
I haven't measured my cock. But if I had to guess I'll say it's a little a above average ngl (close to 6 inch lol don't kill me I'm no fakecel)
 
My erect lenght is ok but my flaccid lenght is fucking trash
I couldnt even explain her thats its only at 10%
 
Idc a have a big dick, NP for me. I just care about my eye area and my hairline.

I don't even think this is the first time you've talked up your dick for no reason.
 
Don't worry, I won't ever get a girlfriend.
 
My erect lenght is ok but my flaccid lenght is fucking trash
I couldnt even explain her thats its only at 10%

Same. Public shower is annoying cause I dick mog guys, but not when flaccid. Flaccid I look smaller than them, especially if cold or if I jerked off that day. Men in public showers always look too.... like wtf.
 
hi iq, this is very very true
 
Same. Public shower is annoying cause I dick mog guys, but not when flaccid. Flaccid I look smaller than them, especially if cold or if I jerked off that day.
I never shower in gyms because of that
Nobody would believe It can grow to a decent size
 
My erect lenght is ok but my flaccid lenght is fucking trash
I couldnt even explain her thats its only at 10%
flaccid length is not important
 
Isn’t that a good thing tho
 
I haven't measured my cock. But if I had to guess I'll say it's a little a above average ngl

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If you ever have a gf, you have to be ready for your dick size going public, this can be brutal if youre under 7 inches
Only if you let her fucking measure it.

If you just fuck her with the lights off she'll only have a vague idea.

You're comeback could be that she told you she was stretched out from playing with 10 inch dildos.
 
Same. Public shower is annoying cause I dick mog guys, but not when flaccid. Flaccid I look smaller than them, especially if cold or if I jerked off that day. Men in public showers always look too.... like wtf.
They're comparing to see if you're more or less of a man than himself, Neurotypical "where am I on the social hierarchy" bullshit. Show'ers are more common than growers so growers are often mistaken as dicklets.
I never shower in gyms because of that
Nobody would believe It can grow to a decent size
The reason black guys are stereotyped as having gigantic crotch snakes is due to the way cold air & moisture affects them compared to white guys, light skins shrink in that fresh out of the shower environment but black guys don't get their shrink on, something to do with dark spectrums on the colour scale absorbing light/heat & lighter colours causing it to bounce off/escape easily hence a loss of heat & blood flow causing the dick to shrink.

A dude I used to know in Pennsylvania went to a high black population highschool & observed this.

The average black over white length is about 1/2 - 1" I guess but of course the BBC meme & interracial porn push creates this "all black guys are hung like a horse" myth.
 
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If you dont plastic surgery maxx you arent going to get a gf, simple as that.
 
Same. Public shower is annoying cause I dick mog guys, but not when flaccid. Flaccid I look smaller than them, especially if cold or if I jerked off that day. Men in public showers always look too.... like wtf.

Last week I went to see a doctor to do a evaluation on me. I was too anxious and my flaccid was literally 1cm. And the doctor was a foid. very traumatic experience.
 
Only if you let her fucking measure it.

If you just fuck her with the lights off she'll only have a vague idea.

You're comeback could be that she told you she was stretched out from playing with 10 inch dildos.

Why would you fuck with the lights off
 
If she does that then I’ll tell my friends about her roast beef flaps.
 
If you ever have a gf, you have to be ready for your dick size going public, this can be brutal if youre under 7 inches
Why give hope, we have to fully accept its over
 
Last week I went to see a doctor to do a evaluation on me. I was too anxious and my flaccid was literally 1cm. And the doctor was a foid. very traumatic experience.

Brutal. You had to take all clothes off, even underwear in front of a foid? Odd.
 
Why does penis size matter if no woman will ever see it? I could have a 10 incher and nobody would ever know because my face is such a good foid repellant and I assume most people here are in the same boat I am.
 
Why dickpill is real af
 
Not like I’m going to get laid anyway so fuck it
 
Not only dick they talk about everything
 
how the fuck do people have 7 inch dicks what the FUCK :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
Sad thing is 7 is becoming a MINIMAL requirement as more foids fuck BBC gorillas with 11" mandongos, BHC chupacabras with 10" burrito supremes, and BWC stallions with 12" megarods. Thank the nerdy inkwells that made dating apps and social media
 
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more like her friends will be telling her that she can do better and there's this Chad (that they are also fucking) they should totally hook up with
 
My erect lenght is ok but my flaccid lenght is fucking trash
I couldnt even explain her thats its only at 10%
how is that possible? XD
 

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