It's Over If you ever get a gf, she will tell all of her friends about how big your dick is

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Something to keep in mind

Women always talk about sex 100% of the time, they go into explicit details about how big their partners penis is and what its shaped like and your sex techniques and load size and cum texture

If you ever have a gf, you have to be ready for your dick size going public, this can be brutal if youre under 7 inches
 
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How over is it?
 
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Implying women my age have friends.
 
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OverBeforeItBegan said:
5.5inchcel

How over is it?

You gonna have to cut her tongue out so she cant speak
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Implying women my age have friends.

Women are united in hating ugly men, think only atoms form stronger bonds than them
 
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Which is why I'm hoping and waiting for robotic replacements and then waiting for the day they become decently priced so I could afford one.
Their only friend would be me.
 
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Over for me, I have micropenis.
 
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OverBeforeItBegan said:
5.5inchcel

How over is it?

I wouldn't go around here talking about your dick size.
 
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FrothySolutions said:
I wouldn't go around here talking about your dick size.

Why? :feelsmega:
 
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Guykild said:
Which is why I'm hoping and waiting for robotic replacements and then waiting for the day they become decently priced so I could afford one.
Their only friend would be me.
Yes. Women are truly abominable beings
 
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OverBeforeItBegan said:

It invites controversy. You might think your dick is small, but you might be bigger than someone else here. It raises the bragging question.
 
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FrothySolutions said:
It invites controversy. You might think your dick is small, but you might be bigger than someone else here. It raises the bragging question.
Oh, right. I guess you're right. It's the same with height.
 
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FrothySolutions said:
It invites controversy. You might think your dick is small, but you might be bigger than someone else here. It raises the bragging question.
I don't think it really counts as bragging unless you're above average
 
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TINMAN said:
I don't think it really counts as bragging unless you're above average

Everybody's got a different metric. Some people don't even believe in the average. Because there's no way they measured every man in the world. They didn't measure me.
 
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FrothySolutions said:
They didn't measure me.
Are you saying that your penis is so large that it would affect the national average?
 
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what is wrong with these retarded sluts, none of the men I have ever known ever shared any of these details about their women, almost like they were scared to and knew their place as betas
 
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TINMAN said:
Are you saying that your penis is so large that it would affect the national average?

No, but it might be small enough.

turbocuckcel_7000 said:
what is wrong with these retarded sluts, none of the men I have ever known ever shared any of these details about their women, almost like they were scared to and knew their place as betas

Have you not been on Looksmax? They're always talking about their scores over there. When they can get them.
 
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I haven't measured my cock. But if I had to guess I'll say it's a little a above average ngl (close to 6 inch lol don't kill me I'm no fakecel)
 
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My erect lenght is ok but my flaccid lenght is fucking trash
I couldnt even explain her thats its only at 10%
 
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KilluminoidBR said:
Idc a have a big dick, NP for me. I just care about my eye area and my hairline.

I don't even think this is the first time you've talked up your dick for no reason.
 
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Don't worry, I won't ever get a girlfriend.
 
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FrothySolutions said:
I don't even think this is the first time you've talked up your dick for no reason.
No need to be angry. I just use it to fap and piss.
 
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KilluminoidBR said:
No need to be angry. I just use it to fap and piss.

Even so, we try not to brag here.
 
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turbocuckcel_7000 said:
what is wrong with these retarded sluts, none of the men I have ever known ever shared any of these details about their women, almost like they were scared to and knew their place as betas
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Even so, we try not to brag here.
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Don't worry, I won't ever get a girlfriend.
 
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That's why I don't want a gf anymore. I'd have to satisfy too many of their criteria in order to succeed.
 
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Abstract said:
My erect lenght is ok but my flaccid lenght is fucking trash
I couldnt even explain her thats its only at 10%

Same. Public shower is annoying cause I dick mog guys, but not when flaccid. Flaccid I look smaller than them, especially if cold or if I jerked off that day. Men in public showers always look too.... like wtf.
 
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hi iq, this is very very true
 
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BodyFat10orRope said:
Same. Public shower is annoying cause I dick mog guys, but not when flaccid. Flaccid I look smaller than them, especially if cold or if I jerked off that day.
I never shower in gyms because of that
Nobody would believe It can grow to a decent size
 
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Abstract said:
My erect lenght is ok but my flaccid lenght is fucking trash
I couldnt even explain her thats its only at 10%
flaccid length is not important
 
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MartinLutherCoon said:
flaccid length is not important
If you whip out a 3 cm dick theres no comeback
 
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Isn’t that a good thing tho
 
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Abstract said:
If you whip out a 3 cm dick theres no comeback
whip it out half erect theory
 
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ItsOver4cel said:
I haven't measured my cock. But if I had to guess I'll say it's a little a above average ngl



 
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Total Imbecile said:
If you ever have a gf, you have to be ready for your dick size going public, this can be brutal if youre under 7 inches
Only if you let her fucking measure it.

If you just fuck her with the lights off she'll only have a vague idea.

You're comeback could be that she told you she was stretched out from playing with 10 inch dildos.
 
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BodyFat10orRope said:
Same. Public shower is annoying cause I dick mog guys, but not when flaccid. Flaccid I look smaller than them, especially if cold or if I jerked off that day. Men in public showers always look too.... like wtf.
They're comparing to see if you're more or less of a man than himself, Neurotypical "where am I on the social hierarchy" bullshit. Show'ers are more common than growers so growers are often mistaken as dicklets.
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I never shower in gyms because of that
Nobody would believe It can grow to a decent size
The reason black guys are stereotyped as having gigantic crotch snakes is due to the way cold air & moisture affects them compared to white guys, light skins shrink in that fresh out of the shower environment but black guys don't get their shrink on, something to do with dark spectrums on the colour scale absorbing light/heat & lighter colours causing it to bounce off/escape easily hence a loss of heat & blood flow causing the dick to shrink.

A dude I used to know in Pennsylvania went to a high black population highschool & observed this.

The average black over white length is about 1/2 - 1" I guess but of course the BBC meme & interracial porn push creates this "all black guys are hung like a horse" myth.
 
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FrothySolutions said:
but you might be bigger than someone else here
High IQ empathy
 
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If you dont plastic surgery maxx you arent going to get a gf, simple as that.
 
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BodyFat10orRope said:
Same. Public shower is annoying cause I dick mog guys, but not when flaccid. Flaccid I look smaller than them, especially if cold or if I jerked off that day. Men in public showers always look too.... like wtf.

Last week I went to see a doctor to do a evaluation on me. I was too anxious and my flaccid was literally 1cm. And the doctor was a foid. very traumatic experience.
 
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Wizard32 said:
Only if you let her fucking measure it.

If you just fuck her with the lights off she'll only have a vague idea.

You're comeback could be that she told you she was stretched out from playing with 10 inch dildos.

Why would you fuck with the lights off
 
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If she does that then I’ll tell my friends about her roast beef flaps.
 
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Total Imbecile said:
If you ever have a gf, you have to be ready for your dick size going public, this can be brutal if youre under 7 inches
Why give hope, we have to fully accept its over
 
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thebuddhacel said:
Last week I went to see a doctor to do a evaluation on me. I was too anxious and my flaccid was literally 1cm. And the doctor was a foid. very traumatic experience.

Brutal. You had to take all clothes off, even underwear in front of a foid? Odd.
 
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Why does penis size matter if no woman will ever see it? I could have a 10 incher and nobody would ever know because my face is such a good foid repellant and I assume most people here are in the same boat I am.
 
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TINMAN said:
Are you saying that your penis is so large that it would affect the national average?


:feelsUnreal::feelsgah:
 
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Not like I’m going to get laid anyway so fuck it
 
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Not only dick they talk about everything
 
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Michinomiya Hirohit said:
Not only dick they talk about everything
women are just gossips by nature
 
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Total Imbecile said:
this can be brutal if youre under 7 inches
how the fuck do people have 7 inch dicks what the FUCK :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
 
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Joker said:
how the fuck do people have 7 inch dicks what the FUCK :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
Sad thing is 7 is becoming a MINIMAL requirement as more foids fuck BBC gorillas with 11" mandongos, BHC chupacabras with 10" burrito supremes, and BWC stallions with 12" megarods. Thank the nerdy inkwells that made dating apps and social media
 
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