If you don't wake up to at least 30 texts, its over

[Allday]

and that's being generous. When I slept over my Chad's friends house (airbnb), his pass-code was 2468, this nibba gets @ least 20-30 message of text, this is not even including snapchat or Messenger

Just turn your phone off, incels. The smartphone is useless to us

 

[KyloRen]

Only get texts from work-related things.

It's over, my friends.

 

[imbored21]

my cousin showed me her phone once. 700 unread texts. Just fucking LOL.

 

[/pol/cel]

Lel sleeping at a Chads place. Did you hear sex through the walls every night?

 

[Allday]

my cousin showed me her phone once. 700 unread texts. Just fucking LOL.

Please Fucking tell me this a gross exaggeration. I can't cope this hard

 

[Deleted member 3129]

im not made for this planet

 

[Deleted member 60]

I'm lucky if I get a few texts a month. It blows my mind to think people do this regularly

 

[Allday]

Lel sleeping at a Chads place. Did you hear sex through the walls every night?

No, he had some weird thing going on where he absolutely hated being seen nude because his penor was less then 4 inches.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

No, he had some weird thing going on where he absolutely hated being seen nude because his penor was less then 4 inches.

he mightve been a grower

 

[/pol/cel]

Please Fucking tell me this a gross exaggeration. I can't cope this hard

Thats at the low end. My sister got 1.5 k once.

 

[QuantumDummy]

I only get texts from bots reminding me of medical appointments.

 

[not_here_4_points]

No, he had some weird thing going on where he absolutely hated being seen nude because his penor was less then 4 inches.

Love to hear this. I cope by wishfully thinking Chad has a little dick.

 

[spergcel]

I get 3 texts a month and it's from male friends.

 

[TheVman]

30 texts might seem like an exxageration but as someone who runs chad tinder game and on snap, i promise you its not

 

[Allday]

Thats at the low end. My sister got 1.5 k once.

Time to pack it in, it's over

 

[St.Tropez]

I'm lucky if I get a few texts a month. It blows my mind to think people do this regularly

This

 

[VST]

Only get texts from work-related things.

It's over, my friends.

Same, that or some offers from the kebab shop I order from.

 

[jackbud]

I have never woken up to more than 2 texts at best. I haven't woken up to ANY texts period in almost a year. Comparing yourself to Chad is not worth it

 

[Deleted member 1313]

Lol I get maybe 2 texts a week. My phone is only good for the internet.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Never had a text in my life.

 

[DeadInside]

Sometimes I like to pretend notifications for stupid shit like spam emails are people talking to me

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Never had a text in my life.

No way

 

[Tellem--T]

Well I don't have any phone or social media. And that's good most people are shitty and not good material anyways

 

[TheRealChincel]

No way

I wish that was the case.

 

[uninstall]

>wake up to over 5 text massages
>incel

pick one

 

[Allday]

Well I don't have any phone or social media. And that's good most people are shitty and not good material anyways

How do you people contact you?

 

[Tellem--T]

How do you people contact you?

I have nobody

 

[Allday]

I have nobody

Family?