Discussion If you die rn - how many people will attend your funeral?

[govnyaker]

For me it is less than 20 people, dad+mum, prob 4 families that we keep in contact with, thats 4x3=12, and maybe 3-4 people from work.
Most of those will come cause they friends with my mum, dad has no close friends at all, me neither

 

[phony2021xxoo]

0

 

[Ecstasy]

0

I'd come

 

[mistersinister]

0

 

[Nigger Burger]

20 ppl all "close" family
also thinking about funeral my muslim parents will bury me without a coffin so maggots will eat my body until it disappears
I want to be cremated and thrown in an ocean not being eaten by parasites

 

[phony2021xxoo]

I'd come

Ur my nu best friend

 

[Cuckoja]

maybe 10 people, cousins from mom side.

 

[Lolimancer]

4

 

[SoloAlex]

around 10

 

[Deleted member 36729]

my family and their friends maybe a couple of my childhood friends all together less than 20

 

[tehgymcel420]

Immediate family

 

[Deleted member 29351]

0

 

[Chopin]

Would you guys attend my funeral?
There will be cake and xbox

 

[Youthpilled]

Mum, dad and grandma.

 

[Skinlesscel]

I would travel to Switzerland and use Dignitas to suicide and cremate my useless body into black pepper powder..No Girlfriend and worse than that I hate my circumcision lost length, feels numb and sometimes uncomfortable scratching like feeling when it rubs under clothing

 

[Deleted member 37095]

20-30

 

[InMyCellInHell]

0

 

[yez]

None

 

[Ehwhatever]

8-9. Hopefully 8 because I wouldn't want that last person to show up

 

[Immolator]

6

 

[Animecel2D]

There would be no funeral, only a celebration

 

[RollD20]

No one probably

 

[Izayacel]

Mom dad sister

 

[OwlGod]

There would be no funeral, only a celebration

 

[AllejDon]

Siblings, parents, cousins, uncles and aunts, but maybe they would be relieved I am gone. No friends to come

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

Maybe around 15, all relatives.

 

[Deleted member 34772]

Like 10 tbh

 

[Iranianoldcel]

A lot of people. Even people who have seen me once or twice and don't fucking know me at all.probably 50 people. Iranian funeral culture is giga retarded.

I probably write in my will that only 3-4 of my friends and close family members attend. I don't want faggots and remote relatives who I hate to attend my funeral because they feel sorry for me or my parents.

 

[OwlGod]

there would be only one, counting with myself of course.

 

[mueslimale]

They way I'd like to die is leaving no trace of my existence. Just jumping into some gushing floods or a fiery pit. Nobody should know I have ever existed

 

[blackpillistruth]

would prefer getting cremated
If there was it would probably look something like this
View: https://youtu.be/j9V78UbdzWI

 

[Zer0/∞]

4.

 

[NikRebi]

3 at most

 

[MarquisDeSade]

0

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Mom dad sister