If you could go far back in time and do something that would alter the future, what would you do?

[INeed4000Bucks]

I’d print a giant book of the best hentai I can find and put it in the box ad Plymouth Rock. When the pilgrims open the box, there’s gonna be a note that says, “Welcome, travelers. God has chosen you to be the leaders of the new world using this book, the true holy bible. The other bible is for nerds. Good job and good luck.

— God Himself”

Also, I’m gonna make myself Jesus

 

[Deleted member 12355]

I would register an account here on the 8th of November 2017

 

[Incellectual]

LMAO they would think it was a trap from Satan. You wouldn't be able to fool puritans with that, they were already expecting the devil to try and trick them.

I would register an account here on the 8th of November 2017