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Experiment If you could be a Chad for one day, would you?

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I don't think I would as I would have to instantly kill myself when it was done after experiencing such joy.
 
Yes i could probably steal shekels from womens purses when i'm over pump 'n dumping them.
 
Yes, it would a nice change of perspective.
 
Best day of my life waiting to happen
 
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NO
 
If I could be a chad for a day,
I could live my life the free and easy way,
I'd bang all the roasties and let the betas pay,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Now if one whole day, a Chad I I could be,
The first thing I'd do is take out my camera, you see.
And let my good looks do the talking for me,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Now I wouldn't chase women, cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go download Tinder, like all the Chads do,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Oh if I could be a Chad for a day,
I could live my life the free and easy way,
I'd bang all the roasties and let the Incels pay,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Now when I'd sit down with that smartphone, and start swiping,
I'd get validation, praise, and offers to go to dinner
From all the little roasties I've got matched with on Tinder,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Oh if I could be a Chad for a day,
I could live my life the free and easy way,
I'd bang all the roasties and let the Incels pay,
If I could be a Chad for a day


And when I'd need Sex I'd just take it, so I wouldn't have to buy it,
And if the cops would apprehend me, you know that she would deny it,
And I could call SJWs and other Roasties and they'd come to start a
riot,
If I could be a Chad for a day


But I can't be a Chad, and I don't really have to be,
Cause brother, let me tell you, it's plain and simple to see
That if I was Chad, then I'd be taking from you and me,
So I don't wanna be a Chad for a day


I don't wanna be a Chad for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way,
I'll struggle long and struggle hard, but that's okay
Cause I'll never be a Chad for a day
 
I'd take good pictures and try to find a Tinder slut. However I don't think that I could handle the next day.
 
i'd make april fools joke post a reality
 

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