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Serious If you can regularly Escortmax I'd Consider that Accension

CursedMutantSoul

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If I had the money to bang escorts I would gladly do that as opposed to rot like I am. I would be so happy if I could just earn $60k a year for life and semi-frequently bang escorts.
 
USD, CAD or AUD?
 
if it's regular, i imagine it does feel pretty close to a relationship
 
GNX sells 165K second week! : r/KendrickLamar
 
The escorts won't let you breed, nigga.
 
USD, CAD or AUD?
CAD, but obviously it's cost of living dependent on the area.

USD sounds like a super currency but maybe prices are different, idk.
 
Oh hello, planning to record anything today?

You could do a foid crying about not getting chad
 
CAD, but obviously it's cost of living dependent on the area.

USD sounds like a super currency but maybe prices are different, idk.
Is it legal in Canada? In Germany it is. I think it makes sense, otherwise you'll just have a black market.
 
Oh hello, planning to record anything today?

You could do a foid crying about not getting chad
That's actually a great idea, I was thinking about a skit idea but nothing too creative was coming to mind. All my ideas were dogshit reiterations of my previous ones.
 
Is it legal in Canada? In Germany it is. I think it makes sense, otherwise you'll just have a black market.
It's very illegal, and unless you're part of the criminal underword you won't really know how to access the black market, and even if I could I wouldn't because cops are always busting people.

Canada has some of the most elite police officers in the world, police officers can make 6 figures so they only hire the elite of the elite. It's ultra-competitive and therefore our police officers are like Special forces of other countries.
 
That's actually a great idea, I was thinking about a skit idea but nothing too creative was coming to mind. All my ideas were dogshit reiterations of my previous ones.
I hope you will make it, your voice recordings make me laugh and it is nice to sometimes laugh

How's your weekend?
 
It's very illegal, and unless you're part of the criminal underword you won't really know how to access the black market, and even if I could I wouldn't because cops are always busting people.

Canada has some of the most elite police officers in the world, police officers can make 6 figures so they only hire the elite of the elite. It's ultra-competitive and therefore our police officers are like Special forces of other countries.
I recommend you go to Poland or Hungary if or once you can afford it (I can't). They are much cheaper countries than Canada and prostitution is legal there. Or Mexico?
 
Escortmaxxing is cucked. You're handing shitloads of money to a toilet who has done nothing to deserve it, which she will use to fund her life of fun with various Chads. Escortcels should be exterminated in Minecraft.
 
if it's regular, i imagine it does feel pretty close to a relationship
not even close
Escortmaxxing is cucked. You're handing shitloads of money to a toilet who has done nothing to deserve it, which she will use to fund her life of fun with various Chads. Escortcels should be exterminated in Minecraft.
“shitloads of money” dude it’s like 100-150 for an hour :feelskek: also i bet you’re hating on escortcels because you’re too high inhib to get one. Every time i talk to someone who hates escortcels, without fail they always admit that they’re too anxious to get one. It’s basically envy.
 
Iv always thought of sex as the ultimate form of love so a escort doesn't really do that
 
I've done it a few times
not even close

“shitloads of money” dude it’s like 100-150 for an hour :feelskek: also i bet you’re hating on escortcels because you’re too high inhib to get one. Every time i talk to someone who hates escortcels, without fail they always admit that they’re too anxious to get one. It’s basically envy.
Agree with this guy
 
I recommend you go to Poland or Hungary if or once you can afford it (I can't). They are much cheaper countries than Canada and prostitution is legal there. Or Mexico?
I can't even afford rent here
 
not even close

“shitloads of money” dude it’s like 100-150 for an hour :feelskek: also i bet you’re hating on escortcels because you’re too high inhib to get one. Every time i talk to someone who hates escortcels, without fail they always admit that they’re too anxious to get one. It’s basically envy.
It's $500-$1000 per hour and that was 5 years ago, now it's more like $700-1200 per hour
 
I hope you will make it, your voice recordings make me laugh and it is nice to sometimes laugh

How's your weekend?
Weekend is dogshit, like normal, how about yours?
 
Weekend is dogshit, like normal, how about yours?
Omg my heart beat faster when I saw a notification from you, I was like could he have made a voice recording?? My weekend was boring I was bedrotting, saw some dogs outside when I went to the store
 
That isn't ascension
 
Until you realize that to bang good looking escort you need to lay at least 300 on the table.

Good looking escort cost a lot of money , the younger ( legal obivously ) they are , the more beautiful they are the more they cost , young beautiful 10/10 have very high rates.

I would say that the bare minimum to find atractive escort would be 150 an hour , anything under that and it's you and your luck , pure sexual gambling, you will discover her real face until it's too late ( in the appartement with your ball screaming to fuck her even if she isn't great looking )
 
If I had the money to bang escorts I would gladly do that as opposed to rot like I am. I would be so happy if I could just earn $60k a year for life and semi-frequently bang escorts.
escorting is worse than pity sex because you’re losing money for the same result
 
i have the money to do it but am too much of a pussy to go through with it
 
escorting is worse than pity sex because you’re losing money for the same result
I would gladly take pity sex over being a KHHV
 
Until you realize that to bang good looking escort you need to lay at least 300 on the table.
$300 is for an ugly street whore

A good looking whore is $1000 minimum
Good looking escort cost a lot of money , the younger ( legal obivously ) they are , the more beautiful they are the more they cost , young beautiful 10/10 have very high rates.
There are no escorts above 7/10 because women that ttractive don't need to go into escorting. I've seen some of the baddest bitch escorts that you can pay when I was researching this shit and even for $1500 in NYC (in 2021) you got a 7/10 or 8/10 at most.
I would say that the bare minimum to find atractive escort would be 150 an hour , anything under that and it's you and your luck , pure sexual gambling, you will discover her real face until it's too late ( in the appartement with your ball screaming to fuck her even if she isn't great looking )
Anything under $200 and it's a literal obese landwhale with aids
 
It's $500-$1000 per hour and that was 5 years ago, now it's more like $700-1200 per hour
that’s only in america, i’m european and there’s not a single place in europe where it’s that expensive. And countries in africa and asia have lower prices than in europe. Same goes for countries in south america. This is exclusively a problem in the usa.
 
that’s only in america,
It's everywhere. It's clear you live in South America or East Asia because everywhere else those are the prices.
 
It's everywhere. It's clear you live in South America or East Asia because everywhere else those are the prices.
no… it’s only in america and i already told you im european.
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i just hopped on a escort website in my country and found tons of hot bitches for the price of 150-200€. How is an american gonna tell me how things work in europe…
 
I don't even live in America and those are the prices so you're completely full of shit.
nigga i just showed you the prices of an escort in that screenshot, you can keep coping if you want :feelskek: you also said “$1500 for NYC”. So i’m guessing when you did your research you were in america because why the hell would you be looking for escort prices at NYC?
 
To each their own I guess. I’ve always been of the opinion that if you have to pay for it, it doesn’t count. Even if they “let you,” it’s still something chad gets for free.
 
It's $500-$1000 per hour and that was 5 years ago, now it's more like $700-1200 per hour
In my area the highest it really goes is like $300 or $400 in my experience and those are usually the ones who book a hotel for the night that you don't have to pay for
 
$300 is for an ugly street whore

A good looking whore is $1000 minimum

There are no escorts above 7/10 because women that ttractive don't need to go into escorting. I've seen some of the baddest bitch escorts that you can pay when I was researching this shit and even for $1500 in NYC (in 2021) you got a 7/10 or 8/10 at most.

Anything under $200 and it's a literal obese landwhale with aids
It's that bad there??? Damn!
 
no… it’s only in america and i already told you im european.
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i just hopped on a escort website in my country and found tons of hot bitches for the price of 150-200€. How is an american gonna tell me how things work in europe…
Ellinas kai esy? Ki egw episis!

This specific agency has good stuff I see
 
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It's that bad there??? Damn!
I know a dude who used a well known agency it was $300, the whore was tattooed, a bit overweight, and cut the session short to smoke
 
I know a dude who used a well known agency it was $300, the whore was tattooed, a bit overweight, and cut the session short to smoke
Brutal! This in Canada?
 
It really sucks that it's illegal there! That will easily increase r@pe!
 
Escortmaxxing is cucked. You're handing shitloads of money to a toilet who has done nothing to deserve it, which she will use to fund her life of fun with various Chads.
 
If I had alot of money I would be fucking escorts everyday
 

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