I would if I had healing factor like deadpool. I bet deadpool has fucked lionesses. It would be out of character if he didn't.
An anthropomorphic furry is the maximum I'd go for, but they don't exist.
Maybe a dolphin, if I am drunk enough.
If you were swimming with a human foid and got a boner for her but then she grabbed your dick and jammed it into the slit of a dolphin foid I bet you would let the dolphiness fuck you to completion even if you weren't drunk.
If you're looking for a beautiful WHITE dog, try a samoyed:
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Or if you want shorthaired, get a white labrador:
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This should seem caucasian in theory but the black lips/noses just make me think there's a nigger hidden underneath and I get turned off.
Dogs are the ugliest creatures to exist.
You might as well fuck a 1/20 foid as they would be cuter.
I dunno man. This doesn't seem very clearcut to me.
Dogs just aren't attractive.
Dogs work for foids since they only require dick to be happy,
I don't think it's that clearcut, it might be more that dogs are attractive in a masculine way, which is why they would more often be considered "handsome" (male or female) to androphiles (hetero women or homo men) but not as often "beautiful" in the way that appeals to gynephiles (hetero men, homo women).
What I think you touch upon is the weird oddity of lesbians using dogs as dildos, but lesbians are always strange like that, they use phallic simulators on each other while claiming they hate cock.
You'd think since they love vagoo so much that lesbians would be buying up fleshlights and onaholes and just practicing oral sex on them instead of wearing strapons.
but men are attracted to the whole female form, and vaginas alone look like shit 99% of the time. Dogs aren't viable cope.
Whenever I've seen hardcore closeups (human or dog) it's pretty disgusting and I don't get the appeal, I have a vast preference for softcore. I don't know if such a preference is the norm just for men, I could see women preferring the overall form too.
After all, if we look at those romance novels foids reads, it's not just a focus on dick innuendo but "held in his arms" and all that.
This makes me wonder, is the focus on hardcore closeups in porn (dominated by Jews) an attempt to deconstruct and objectify humans, harming romance for both men and women?