Experiment If we Incels do manage to get a girlfriend, what would be the first thing we would do with her?

[StormlitAqua]

I would be afraid of getting hit by the ball

JFL if one of us got lucky enough to get a GF we'd probably then be unlucky enough to get hit by the ball and die.

 

[satoshisacuck]

I would wife her.

 

[Falling]

Ask her if she has a younger sister

 

[ghostcell]

eat her a$$

 

[Mahlo]

Virgin gf -> Hold her hand, cuddle, have sex and live my dream life
Non-virgin gf -> Use her for sex then dump her.

 

[mikepence]

"If we incels"

You are a 14 years old kid, you are not even old enought to be incel or have a GF.

Do you think your face just rearranges during late puberty? If you're ugly at 14(and I mean genuinely ugly, not having a bad haircut, shitty clothes, acne, etc.) you'll probably be ugly for life.

Basically all 14 year old girls and chads/chadlites have some sort of romantic experience by now. Many have had intimate contact with women or even sex. And plus, basically all of the youngcels here(including me) have barely any or no friends and aren't NT. If you're posting here chances are it's over for you.

 

[Deleted member 250]

Get to know her etc, get closer to her.

 

[Garbage]

fuck her

 

[deepthroat]

Probably would try to understand her wiring, would like to find something common in philosophy, contemplate some special emotions and begin with emotional bonding. But it won't happen. I'm almost too old for this.

 

[SubhumanTrash]

Cuddle. I've actually paid to cuddle to to my romantic starvation.

 

[The End]

Take her to movies, out to eat, to museums, anything she wanted to do. Oh and do everything I can to prevent her from learning my true personality. Then I have to find a way to get as much sex from her as possible before she leaves me, but without acting too much of a pussy-hound. I should record the sex too - for later watchings.

From my limited experience, I'm on a ticking clock before she leaves me. So enjoy her body as much as you can before she goes bye bye.

 

[Sadist]

probably hug her, hold her hand as we walk through a park, cuddle with her on the sofa as we watch tv/movie, kiss her, and finally fuck her

 

[kvn]

I haven't even thought about it because I know it's never going to happen at this point. Might as well think about what I'd do if I ever won the lottery, as the odds are roughly the same.

 

[_incelinside]

Do you think your face just rearranges during late puberty? If you're ugly at 14(and I mean genuinely ugly, not having a bad haircut, shitty clothes, acne, etc.) you'll probably be ugly for life.

Basically all 14 year old girls and chads/chadlites have some sort of romantic experience by now. Many have had intimate contact with women or even sex. And plus, basically all of the youngcels here(including me) have barely any or no friends and aren't NT. If you're posting here chances are it's over for you.

14 is a bit too early to post on this forum though. He should be focussed on looksmaxing and finding a virgin girl before it's truly over.

But each to their own

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

go out in public. manhandle her whenever i please, throw my arm around her, hold her close, drag by the hand everywhere like a little kid

 

[rotting-alone]

• Kiss her
• cuddle with her
• do fun stuff with her
• watch a movie with her
• get high with her
• fuck her
• hug her
• shower her with my love and affection

 

[TF2cel]

First thing i'd do? Just be happy she's with me

 

[Crustaciouse]

This may sound really weird, but I've always wanted to go on a date with a woman to a baseball game. There's something incredibly romantic about that, IMO.

Probably because baseball games have the kiss cam.

 

[JJtheIncel]

Fuck her then cuddle with her until we fall asleep

 

[Cam The Angel]

treat her with love and care

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Fuck her sweet ass.
Have her suck me.

 

[uglylifematters]

let all my niggas smash.

 

[StormlitAqua]

Probably because baseball games have the kiss cam.

That's pretty cute, never though of that.

 

[dogcel]

first we would have sex and then afterwards she would have sex with my dog (hes also an incel)

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Hug and kiss and stuff like that. I'm not much into sex.

 

[VincentVanCope]

Motorboat between her asscheeks. Eat her ass. Have her sit on my face.

 

[SkankHunt1488]

I can't imagine what I'd do, but I could never actually love a woman now that I know what they're really like. This would be reflected in the way I'd treat her.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Squeeze her ass.

Hell yes

 

[Stoiccel]

Wake up.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

Lock it up in the basement right away.

Keep her their FOREVER