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If you ascended to Chad what is the first thing you would do?

sasuke

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If you ascend to Chad what would you do? I would get revenge on foids by getting them pregnant and leaving what about you guys?
 
I would go on a raping spree, which wouldn't really count as rape because those foids would like it.
 
Probably just try to find a woman in real life, not even dating apps.

Grocery store, shopping mall etc
 
Try out every type of pussy
 
I would have tried to meet a virgin girl,marry her, and live a simple life with her.
Something so simple yet unachievable for truecels
 
I'll go to south korea to fuck 10/10 baddies
 
I'd sell my sperm to get rich.
 
Grab em by the pussy
 
Try and have non-paid consensual sex for the first time tbh
 
I meant to reply to every comment which isnt looking for revenge
 
Do you not want revenge? I want revenge so badly
My revenge would be pounding her cunt untill she couldn't walk anymore.

That's about it
 
I would try to hook up with an attractive woman
 
Bang thousands of women.
 
I would fuck some JBs.
 
Find a girl similar to my avi and get her into a gas station bathroom for some nasty, loud and wild pounding
 
If you ascend to Chad what would you do? I would get revenge on foids by getting them pregnant and leaving what about you guys?
spread the blackpill and tell everyone about this site and expose the truth of chad and force everyone to respect us
 
Enslave women and disguise it as a self-help group for women with 0 confidence
 
I'm getting into influencer or model to get money
 
I'd still be sad due to my low iq but at least I'd be sad and handsome
 
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I'm old, so in this hypothetical scenario, would I wake up looking like a 20 year old chico? Or would I be a middle aged "chad"?

If I woke up a 20 year old pretty boy: I'd tiktokmaxx, get glazed on social media, and I'd get a gf pretty easily. Problem is the good life wouldn't last forever as I'd start aging from there and then ultimately I'd end up a middle aged ex-chad with a low IQ. Sex might be completely off the tables depending on certain variables. If I keep my genetic predisposition to baldness, I'd have to continue spironolactone, which means no sex. Though if I got chad genes and could keep my hair without meds, then the next issue would be my deformed penis. If I got a new dick as part of the "chad" package, then sex would be on the table (if i also could keep my hair without taking spiro) but if I keep my headless cock then it would probably scare off any women I dated, so I'd have to make sure they never saw me naked. Either way, I'd experience love until my looks faded...but with the blackpill knowledge I have now I might just dread the day when my looks faded and women lost interest, so I might not even be able to enjoy it.

If I woke up a middle aged "chad": Honestly my life wouldn't look a whole lot different. Women (even middle aged women) do not swoon over middle aged "chads" like they do with young pretty boys. I'd get a few compliments on social media, but I wouldn't get glazed like young pretty boys do. Problem is, guys my age are expected to be "established" in life. We're expected to have good careers (not some Mcjob) own property, and make good money. I live with roommates, work in fast food and drive a Honda that's older than a good chunk of the userbase here. I'd get matches with single mothers my age, but none of them would be interested in dating me once they found out about my job/income.

My low IQ is a pretty significant bottleneck in life. In order for me to have a decent life, I'd need to be younger, better looking, AND higher IQ. Actually, my subhumanity is so multi-faceted I just need a full-on anime style, isekai slop reincarnation. Ideally it needs to take place in another dimension, this one is shit.

TL;DR: I shouldn't have been born.
 
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