JFL IF I HAD A SEX LIFE I WOULD DO IT THE SAME EVERY TIME LIKE A RETARD

[SlayerSlayer]

IF I HAD SEX, IF WERE TO EVER HAVE IT AGAIN, OR ON REPEAT AS IN BEING A MULTIPLE TIME SEXHAVER I WOULD HAVE SEX THE SAME WAY EVERY TIME WHICH IS MAN ON TOP MISSIONARY THERE IS NO REASON TO HAVE OTHER POSITIONS BECAUSE ALL OTHER POSITIONS I CONSIDER SUPERFLUOUS AND INFERIOR TO IT. YOU FACE THE BITCH HEAD ON SMOTHERING HER AND STARING INTENSELY, OTHER POSITIONS MAKE NO SENSE TO THE ENTIRE POINT.

THE OTHER SEX POSITIONS ARE ULTIMATELY PERFORMATIVE AND EMPTY TO JUST DOING IT THE EXACT SAME WAY. WHAT I ALSO LIKE ABOUT HAVING SEX THE SAME WAY CONSISTENTLY IS THAT YOU GET TO DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN MASTERING ONE POSITION THAN BEING A LUDDITE AT ALL OF THEM.

I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE-- DO YOU MASTURBATE IN DIFFERENT POSITIONS AS YOU ARE MASTURBATING IN A MASTURBATION SESH??? THATS JUST FUCKING RIDICLOUS. WHAT KIND OF EXHIBITIONISTIC POMP WOULD HAVE THE NEED TO MASTURBATE LIKE A FAGGOT ON WHEELS ALONE???? BECAUSE WE MASTURBATE THE SAME EVERY TIME THE OTHER POSITIONS ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

DOING IT THE SAME IS ZEN. DOING IT EXPERIMENTALLY IS SINFUL BECAUSE YOU ARE EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY AND THATS GAY TOO.

 

[Left4DeadBPDvictim]

Yeah missionary looks hot.

I could see my BBC entering her stomach as I fuck her

 

[Left4DeadBPDvictim]

Yeah missionary looks hot.

I could see my BBC entering her stomach as I fuck her

Doggy looks hot too because she is sticking her ass up for you

 

[Animecel2D]

I will never have a sex life

 

[Icarus]

I will never have a sex life

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

I will never have a sex life

 

[user]

I will never have a sex life

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Any chance you are autistic ?

 

[Neucher The Kanga]

I will never have a sex life

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

I would fuck her missionary most of the time too, as it is the most primal and raw position since you completely dominate her and control her. You are the one doing the fucking and she can’t do anything but accept the fucking being done to her. Would feel amazing to do it with a gf

 

[SilverBullet]

I will never have a sex life

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Any chance you are autistic ?

I AM MORE AUTISTIC THAN YOUR MOM

 

[Barlog]

I would do every position imaginable even the niche impractical ones

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

I AM MORE AUTISTIC THAN YOUR MOM

just reply a year later theory

 

[Runt171]

I could see my BBC entering her stomach as I fuck her

@LastGerman

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

I AM MORE AUTISTIC THAN YOUR MOM

how did you even find or remember that post again

 

[Lonelyus]

IF I HAD SEX, IF WERE TO EVER HAVE IT AGAIN, OR ON REPEAT AS IN BEING A MULTIPLE TIME SEXHAVER I WOULD HAVE SEX THE SAME WAY EVERY TIME WHICH IS MAN ON TOP MISSIONARY THERE IS NO REASON TO HAVE OTHER POSITIONS BECAUSE ALL OTHER POSITIONS I CONSIDER SUPERFLUOUS AND INFERIOR TO IT. YOU FACE THE BITCH HEAD ON SMOTHERING HER AND STARING INTENSELY, OTHER POSITIONS MAKE NO SENSE TO THE ENTIRE POINT.

THE OTHER SEX POSITIONS ARE ULTIMATELY PERFORMATIVE AND EMPTY TO JUST DOING IT THE EXACT SAME WAY. WHAT I ALSO LIKE ABOUT HAVING SEX THE SAME WAY CONSISTENTLY IS THAT YOU GET TO DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN MASTERING ONE POSITION THAN BEING A LUDDITE AT ALL OF THEM.

I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE-- DO YOU MASTURBATE IN DIFFERENT POSITIONS AS YOU ARE MASTURBATING IN A MASTURBATION SESH??? THATS JUST FUCKING RIDICLOUS. WHAT KIND OF EXHIBITIONISTIC POMP WOULD HAVE THE NEED TO MASTURBATE LIKE A FAGGOT ON WHEELS ALONE???? BECAUSE WE MASTURBATE THE SAME EVERY TIME THE OTHER POSITIONS ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

DOING IT THE SAME IS ZEN. DOING IT EXPERIMENTALLY IS SINFUL BECAUSE YOU ARE EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY AND THATS GAY TOO.

Good to know

 

[SlayerSlayer]

how did you even find or remember that post again

there was another post talking about sex positions, made me remember this one