LifeFuel if I had a lesbian best friend maybe she could be my wingwoman and help me take the PIV virginity of one of her lesbian friends

[Sheogorath]

I think it would go something like this, except "you got laid" instead of "you got paid" and my cum instead of crumpled-up money and her vagina instead of hoody.

 

[Deleted member 40627]

what the fuck are you talking about man

 

[fuckinggarbage]

What kind of men do lesbians like? It's a good idea

 

[Richard Coper]

What kind of men do lesbians like? It's a good idea

Chad

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Doubt it, "lesbians" are just Chadsexuals who can't find chad, and would rather peg another foid than get with a sub-8 man.

 

[Sheogorath]

"lesbians" are just Chadsexuals who can't find chad

This is probably true for more than 50% of so-called lesbians but there could exist some minority who legit are gynephiles like us and not closeted androphiles.

would rather peg another foid than get with a sub-8 man.

I thought pegging only referred to using a strapon to fuck the anus of a man

where does term get used to refer to using strapon to fuck pussy of a woman?

also obviously some women prefer the strapon used on them instead of by them

or you just have ones who want to give/receive cunnilingus, or use double-sided dildos

 

[bigantennaemay1]

where does term get used to refer to using strapon to fuck pussy of a woman?

I don't know, I just assumed the term was used for both. I could very well be using the word incorrectly here.

 

[Sheogorath]

if you had a foid looking out for you she could prob tell you which foids were les so you didn't waste time pursuing them

 

[Sheogorath]

Who banned you, brosky? I'll teaCH them a lessOn.

didn't the ban end by the time you posted this?

 

[Dregster]

didn't the ban end by the time you posted this?

Yes it it did

But we can arrange a new one for you if you'd like

 

[Sheogorath]

we can arrange a new one

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Doesn't work, I literally took a Lesbian toilet friend to be my wingtoilet, 0 results.

There are no wingtoilets for your face, there are no wingtoilets for your height, and there are no wingtoilets for your race.

The only thing having a female friend with you when talking to toilets means that they are putting their guard down because then you're "socially vetted", it doesn't actually make you appear more attentive in their eyes.

 

[Dregster]

what about my pedo and gay vibes on speed convention?! (in video game)

You better choose your next words carefully Sneir

 

[Sheogorath]

my pedo and gay vibes

Pedophilia is already homosexuality, why is Sneir being so superfluous?

 

[Sexless incel]

Retarded thread

 

[Oroborus]

[UWSL] [/UWSL]80% - 3 day ban pro LGBTQ posting

 

[Emba]

80% warning for cartoon faggotry! Lol.

 

[Dregster]

Why did this post necessitate a ban? How is this "pro[-]LGBTQ"? Explain yourself, mod.

It is essentially pro Faggotry, but since the topic was a lesbian, Im guessing that's why it got the LGBTQ label tagged to it.

 

[Dregster]

But how? My nigga just wanted to bone a lesbian. How is it pro-faggotry?

Do you know how to read? Do you know what a "wingman" ? He wants to befriend a lesbian in hopes of getting laid with one of her lesbian friends

 

[Dregster]

That's not being pro-faggotry, you idiot. He just wants to manipulate them. Learn to grasp the deeper meaning.

Nah

It's just next level simping. Lesbians dont even hang out with subhumans, you're a fool.

 

[Dregster]

@Dregster Dreg these nuts on your face.

I can "dreg" theez nuts and smack you for a 7 day ban if you'd like too

 

[Sheogorath]

Bro, you can't just change the meaning of a word because it referred to something different before.

on what authority did the jews twist the meaning to begin with?
reverting it to it's origins is the correct way to battle their mindbending bullshit

 

[Sheogorath]

Do you know how to read? Do you know what a "wingman" ? He wants to befriend a lesbian in hopes of getting laid with one of her lesbian friends

actually wanted her to help hook me up with bisexual girls
they don't have to be her friends it could be strangers we never met

That's not being pro-faggotry, you idiot. He just wants to manipulate them. Learn to grasp the deeper meaning.

Manipulate is a harsh term IMO, would be a good friend who would reward her for her service, I am an altruist.
I just wouldn't want a friendship with a lesbian to be one-sided where I just help her with her problems and she does nothing in return but exist.
I'm so i might do that a bit at first, putting a good foot forward, but it would eat at me over time to be cucked like that and I would resent being used/exploited/manipulated like that.

That would make me unlikely to do that to someone else, I wouldn't start out being that way like women generally do to orbiters.
This is merely about wanting fairness and equivalent exchange in interpersonal relationships.
If a girl is not giving you sex and you are giving of yourself to her then she should be reciprocating in other ways.
That's what a good friend is, and the difference between a foid paraisting off you vs being in symbiosis.

Lesbians dont even hang out with subhumans, you're a fool.

Yes they do, just not the highly attractive ones, but that's just general female behavior.

Bro, I've seen worse simps here. There was a nigga who said people should gaymaxx in order to find GFs.

I guess it depends on what you mean by gaymaxx, like actually fuck guys or just give an impression of being into homosexuality as a way to seem metro and court a wider variety of women?
I have a fetish for fujoshis and am so overexposed to the evils of the internet that I could wade through an ocean of yaoi to get to her.
I don't mind tolerating it for irony/memes if it gives us something to talk about, but I'm not going to invent enthusiasm which is absent because that would be disingenous and wherever possible I like to minimize deception and dishonesty so it doesn't feel too fake.

 

[Sheogorath]

What Jews, nigga? You're seeing boogeymen where they don't exist.

Why should we go back to the original meaning if the entire world uses the newer term?

the entire world doesn't, but those who resist the indoctrination like me are a minority because it is rare to be a freethinker

What would we get out of it?

not conflating boyloving pedo homos w/ healthy heterosexual impulse to love your loli fiance

 

[Sheogorath]

"Reward" seems like a harsh term, IMO.

I'm not understanding what's harsh about it. Friends reward each other with niceties back and forth - relationships are transactonal whether people admit it or not.

Lesbians are Chadsexuals anyway, aren't they? Why would they want to receive sexual pleasure from men known for their sexual unattractiveness?

They wouldn't, I'm talking like if she helped me get a GF then I will help her lift a heavy box or something.

100%. If you're low T enough or whatever, I guess you could really consider it a friendship and nothing more. I really can't do that, though; even the slightest bit of affection would make me fall for her.

Me too but IMO they know if you want them and will make that clear if they want it too, otherwise I'll just politely be unrequited but expect the same type of give-and-take I would w/ a guy friend.
Actually MORE since she is creating sexual frustration.
IMO if you are going to hang around someone you're giving blue balls to by being around them and won't get them off then you should try harder than usual to find them a partner who will.

Like for example if I already had a GF and had a 2nd female friend who wanted to fuck me but I wouldn't want to cheat on my GF then I would try to hook her up with one of you fellowcels.

Just give an impression. This is exactly what he said:

I think maybe by acting gay we could easily get foid friends. And since most foids are gullible idiots that love homosexuals due to Jewish brainwashing this means that we might be able to have sexual intercourse by acting like we are just doing it out of curiosity and to experiment with a gender that we aren't even sexually attracted to.

You see if foids know we are desperate and actually straight then they won't want to have sex with us but if we can convince them into thinking that they're the ones pressuring us into doing something that we don't want/are hesitant to do with them (we actually do unless you are actually a faggot in which case you should get off this platform immediately and download bumble) then we might just succeed in getting laid in the process

sounds high-IQ to me, isn't that how the guy got laid in Kick-Ass?

in some cases this actually might be less about putting on a front and more about letting walls down

often we feel insecure in our masculinity compared to chad and might hype up and posture according to masculine stereotypes, as opposed to acting relaxed and natural to avoid coming across as weak

so if we stop that and relax, maybe they assume that we're gay because we do yoga in front of them, but that's okay because they won't view as dangerous incels and instead as "my gay BFF who I want to convert to pussy to prove my superior womanhood" and increase the chance of fucking us?

in my mind the Fujoshi is so obsessed with homosexual men that maybe she's not fucking chad and has fewer sexual partners? I dunno

IMO a fujoshi obsessed with gay men seems more likely to be a virgin than foids who claim to be lesbians. Not sure why I believe that but I do.

 

[Sheogorath]

Uh, sure. Don't you think she'll already have a few orbiters for that?

only so many orbiters to go around who are actually fit

 

[Sheogorath]

People usually overestimate their own abilities and underestimate others'.

this is true and I have accounted for this

I would be okay if nice girl like this friendzoned me, who apologized when she was wrong and sacrificed her body to make amends and give me warm hugs
just so long as she is chaste and celibate I can be too
tho tbh it'd stil lbe hard if she was fucking chad, she would have to take extra snowballs to right her wrongs in that case, as I know her body can take a pounding