SuicideFuel If I had a girlfriend...

[MentallyBroken]

I'd spoil her, I'd treat her like an angel, take her on the best dates, tell her I love her every day, tell her how gorgeous she is all the time. I'd be the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. I'm sick of the notion that we're inherently selfish lovers and that's the reason we can't get anyone, that we wouldn't care about a woman if she actually gave us a chance. Let's be honest a good chunk of you would throw misogyny out the window if you just got a kiss from a really sweet girl.

There's so many lovely things I'm missing out on, I want to sit in a bubble bath with a girl eating chocolate covered strawberries and giving eachother massages, I want to cuddle up and watch horror movies. What corny things would you guys do?

 

[Ignas]

Sounds beta af. With that kind of thinking, you'd be the nice guy she settles to after being thrown from cock carousel

 

[FrothySolutions]

Let's be honest a good chunk of you would throw misogyny out the window if you just got a kiss from a really sweet girl.

Yes, the "misogyny" is a reaction to society's mistreatment. So if society was nicer, colors would change.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Nice fap material.

 

[Void]

Yes, the "misogyny" is a reaction to society's mistreatment. So if society was nicer, colors would change.

Just about sums it up.

 

[Dekim]

spit in eachother mouths

 

[ColdPillow]

(If) I were to get a girlfriend, I would delete all of the horrible shit on my computer and start living pure. No longer would I browse /pol/ and .me, but I'd become a responsible man for her. My life would be complete and I would never complain again.

But I know damn well it'll ever happen. I look like an ugly 13 year old kid at 19 and have a short stature. So I will continue being a misogynistic piece of shit because this world has dealt me a bad hand. Fuck women and fuck life.