Serious Ideal places to Adventuremaxx

[Swimcell]

I’ve recently had an irresistible urge to go out into the wider world and become a maverick adventurer. I was reading up about Boris d’Andorra, who was a rando Russian guy in the 30’s who basically wandered the world as a vagrant and eventually charismamaxxed to become the (brief) King of Andorra.

I fucking hate the meaningless consumerism of the world. I wish I was born anytime before now in history. I want to take all my savings and go become an African warlord or some shit. Tips and tricks?

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Born to late to explore the world, and to soon to experience the beta revolution

 

[Animecel2D]

African warlord or some shit.

 

[Swimcell]

Born to late to explore the world, and to soon to experience the beta revolution

Right in the feels. Even if there was a beta revolution though, things would go back to status quo within a generation.

too late to adventuremaxx unless you're some rich kid, you're desalinated to wage slave and rot

I bitcoinmaxxed in early high school. Assume funds are not a concern (within reason)

 

[tanfeo]

Been there done that.
After your savings dry up, what are you gonna do? African countries are unstable, poor and dangerous.
When you're young, adventure appeals yeah. But then you grow old and get tired of mosquitos, yellow fever, living on the poor and always looking over your shoulder as if someone wants to blow your head of.
Not cool. Wageslaving neither, neet is better.

 

[Swimcell]

Been there done that.
After your savings dry up, what are you gonna do? African countries are unstable, poor and dangerous.
When you're young, adventure appeals yeah. But then you grow old and get tired of mosquitos, yellow fever, living on the poor and always looking over your shoulder as if someone wants to blow your head of.
Not cool. Wageslaving neither, neet is better.

I’d rather have my head blown off by an African bush dweller than live another day of this passive hell. Every day blends together. I feel like cattle in a feed lot.

I agree that Africa sucks, that’s why I’m asking for advice on better places.

 

[Deleted member 21908]

sounds better than postmaxing

 

[WØLF]

 

[Swimcell]

sounds better than postmaxing

imbibe the Bushpill

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I feel like i should know this answer

 

[WØLF]

We should unironically all band together and become pirates

 

[Swimcell]

I feel like i should know this answer

Please share if you remember bro

We should unironically all band together and become pirates

I would unironically. It would be a hard market to get into tho since I’m, yknow, white

 

[tanfeo]

I’d rather have my head blown off by an African bush dweller than live another day of this passive hell. Every day blends together. I feel like cattle in a feed lot.

I agree that Africa sucks, that’s why I’m asking for advice on better places.

In that case, consider Australia. At least you can get decent healthcare when needed. Big enough to wander.
Indonesia could be an option. Laos for the foids. There are more countries like that.
I wouldn't recommend south america or south africa. It's a mess.
A friend of mine went to Russia, he never came back and is presumed dead.

 

[Swimcell]

In that case, consider Australia. At least you can get decent healthcare when needed. Big enough to wander.
Indonesia could be an option. Laos for the foids. There are more countries like that.
I wouldn't recommend south america or south africa. It's a mess.

Very high IQ, thank you. I’ve considered Australia, but I love guns and think they are prohibited there. I was dead set on New Zealand until a certain incident.

I’m sorry about your friend. I hope he’s alright wherever he is.

 

[WØLF]

Please share if you remember bro

I would unironically. It would be a hard market to get into tho since I’m, yknow, white

Most if not all of the famous pirates are white bro

 

[tehgymcel420]

Zabbaleen

 

[Swimcell]

Most if not all of the famous pirates are white bro

I guess that’s true historically, but I’m pretty sure the new generations are a bit. Uh. Darker.

Zabbaleen

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These gentlemen?

 

[WØLF]

I guess that’s true historically, but I’m pretty sure the new generations are a bit. Uh. Darker.

Cope you can rise through the ranks easier

 

[Stalin]

Nepal.

 

[Swimcell]

Cope you can rise through the ranks easier

You think?

Nepal.

I hadn’t thought of this, but that could be a great idea. Any reasons why?

 

[Stalin]

I hadn’t thought of this, but that could be a great idea. Any reasons why?

Safe to travel. Cheap accommodation. Mountains region(Annapurna). No west degeneracy.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I domt care where you do it, as long as it's nowhere near my territory

 

[Swimcell]

Safe to travel. Cheap accommodation. Mountains region(Annapurna). No west degeneracy.

Interesting. Thank you bro, I will research this. Are you from around there?

I domt care where you do it, as long as it's nowhere near my territory

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[Stalin]

Are you from around there?

I was living there for several months(Pokhara) and did some trekking around. Relaxing atmosphere, no hookers. Maybe one of the greatest places for nonNT.

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[Blacktarpill]

Definitely the best time to do that.

 

[azakhan]

Soldier of fortune, who can always be found where adventure beckons, now takes you to the danger zone of the mid-Atlantic, where strange ships slip through the fog with even stranger cargos. Where every man has a price, and every woman a past.

 

[legocelkhv]

Theres a chunk of land in the middle east that no country claims because of a border dispute, all of use should move there and declare it incelistan

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I want to take all my savings and go become an African warlord or some shit.

The days of Mad Mike Hoare are gone ! Sadly..

 

[based_meme]

You should have been in Afghanistan in the early 2000s. The Wild Wild East.

Every two-bit asshole with a gun was roaming around calling themselves a mercenary or a bounty hunter, and most were getting jobs. Juice head night club bouncers, runaway gang members, and lost souls who wanted to live a different life. Most were hired by the likes of DynCorp and other private military groups who were getting fat contracts and not enough feet to fill boots. Anybody able-bodied and willing to hold a gun had a job as a bodyguard or some expendable soldier. It was a hodge podge of adventurers, opportunists, dreamers, and scumbags. It was glorious.

The US state department and other agencies/organizations were throwing money at everyone. It was the Yukon gold rush all over again. For some mining companies, it was a literal gold rush. The country is rich in rare earth minerals and many others.

Maybe we'll have another chance at adventure like that again in my lifetime. Or maybe this fucking coronavirus strain will kill me.

My suggestion, if you truly want the adventure, is to go to France and join the foreign legion. But they don't take any asshole off the streets anymore. You have to be physically fit at an athletic level. It's the closest thing to a life of adventure you can have these days.

 

[Swimcell]

You should have been in Afghanistan in the early 2000s. The Wild Wild East.

Every two-bit asshole with a gun was roaming around calling themselves a mercenary or a bounty hunter, and most were getting jobs. Juice head night club bouncers, runaway gang members, and lost souls who wanted to live a different life. Most were hired by the likes of DynCorp and other private military groups who were getting fat contracts and not enough feet to fill boots. Anybody able-bodied and willing to hold a gun had a job as a bodyguard or some expendable soldier. It was a hodge podge of adventurers, opportunists, dreamers, and scumbags. It was glorious.

The US state department and other agencies/organizations were throwing money at everyone. It was the Yukon gold rush all over again. For some mining companies, it was a literal gold rush. The country is rich in rare earth minerals and many others.

Maybe we'll have another chance at adventure like that again in my lifetime. Or maybe this fucking coronavirus strain will kill me.

My suggestion, if you truly want the adventure, is to go to France and join the foreign legion. But they don't take any asshole off the streets anymore. You have to be physically fit at an athletic level. It's the closest thing to a life of adventure you can have these days.

Funny you mention this, I’ve actually considered signing up for the Foreign Legion before. Most of my family is in France, and I’d like to get my citizenship if the country wasn’t CUCKED.

Regardless, this is excellent insight. Were you there?

The days of Mad Mike Hoare are gone ! Sadly..

I just looked this guy up. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. Apparently when they were smuggling weapons into the country one guy got caught, assembled his disassembled AK from his bag, and shot the fleeing customs officer. What a fucking alpha.

Fuck dude he died last month. I would have tracked him down to talk to him.

 

[Deleted member 24333]

We should unironically all band together and become pirates

Count me in

Imagine

Now that got me thinking about OPs question- what about sailmaxing? You could buy a small fisherman cutter/boat, or fuck, even build one yourself (either primitive wooden boat/raft or cutter), learning how to build and building something like that could be an adventure in itself.

Then you could sail the sea, either to some specific destination or in some general direction where you know that you'll hit land eventually.

You could make that either a survival/ascetism journey where you take only things that you need or that you can be self-sufficient with both on sea and on land once you'll reach it or take a shitloads of supplies and favourite portable copes and enjoy months of journey throught the sea.

Hell, you could even sort of make a team- find some other doomers/autists or just people with nothing to lose or gain that would be up to such madness (it might be hard but you can find plenty of them), even looking for a crew might be an adventure itself.

Where you'll sail to and what you'll encounter there- God only knows.

 

[Swimcell]

Count me in

Imagine

Now that got me thinking about OPs question- what about sailmaxing? You could buy a small fisherman cutter/boat, or fuck, even build one yourself (either primitive wooden boat/raft or cutter), learning how to build and building something like that could be an adventure in itself.

Then you could sail the sea, either to some specific destination or in some general direction where you know that you'll hit land eventually.

You could make that either a survival/ascetism journey where you take only things that you need or that you can be self-sufficient with both on sea and on land once you'll reach it or take a shitloads of supplies and favourite portable copes and enjoy months of journey throught the sea.

Hell, you could even sort of make a team- find some other doomers/autists or just people with nothing to lose or gain that would be up to such madness (it might be hard but you can find plenty of them), even looking for a crew might be an adventure itself.

Where you'll sail to and what you'll encounter there- God only knows.

That sounds ideal. My only concerns is I’m terrified of sharks and shit.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

We should unironically all band together and become pirates

I'm down. We need a new Rahmah ibn Jabir tbh...

 

[Deleted member 24333]

You should have been in Afghanistan in the early 2000s. The Wild Wild East.

Every two-bit asshole with a gun was roaming around calling themselves a mercenary or a bounty hunter, and most were getting jobs. Juice head night club bouncers, runaway gang members, and lost souls who wanted to live a different life. Most were hired by the likes of DynCorp and other private military groups who were getting fat contracts and not enough feet to fill boots. Anybody able-bodied and willing to hold a gun had a job as a bodyguard or some expendable soldier. It was a hodge podge of adventurers, opportunists, dreamers, and scumbags. It was glorious.

The US state department and other agencies/organizations were throwing money at everyone. It was the Yukon gold rush all over again. For some mining companies, it was a literal gold rush. The country is rich in rare earth minerals and many others.

Maybe we'll have another chance at adventure like that again in my lifetime. Or maybe this fucking coronavirus strain will kill me.

My suggestion, if you truly want the adventure, is to go to France and join the foreign legion. But they don't take any asshole off the streets anymore. You have to be physically fit at an athletic level. It's the closest thing to a life of adventure you can have these days.

Yeah, mercenarymaxing might also be a good option, It's essentially being a soldier but without the "muh die for country" cucked aspect to it, you might even get a fat paycheck.

 

[RopeMaXXer]

This is the first thread I am going to manually watch.
I have been thinking about trans siberian railway as my first stint. Maybe try to talk to locals and get drunk with them.
End goal would be to just wander around and somehow earning money either passively or by some activity that allows excessive travelling.

 

[Swimcell]

This is the first thread I am going to manually watch.
I have been thinking about trans siberian railway as my first stint. Maybe try to talk to locals and get drunk with them.
End goal would be to just wander around and somehow earning money either passively or by some activity that allows excessive travelling.

Thank you bro, I’m glad I could bring this topic forward.

Trans Siberian railroad sounds awesome. Is it an actual railroad? Is it like civilized or would you have to hunt bears and stuff?

 

[RopeMaXXer]

would you have to hunt bears and stuff?

Dude it's a regular railroad. Goal is to go somewhere far away with almost nothing around while not having someone want to cut my head off. Siberia seems like a good fit.

 

[Swimcell]

Dude it's a regular railroad. Goal is to go somewhere far away with almost nothing around while not having someone want to cut my head off. Siberia seems like a good fit.

Lmao I’m fully retarded. I figured you meant walking the path of the railroad and not taking the train. If you ever follow through, keep us updated.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Seems good tbh i always wanted to adventuremaxx ngl, i would say try africa but if u aren't black u will get fucked by the niggers

 

[Swimcell]

Seems good tbh i always wanted to adventuremaxx ngl, i would say try africa but if u aren't black u will get fucked by the niggers

My thoughts exactly. I’ve seen YTs pull it off to some extent though

 

[Reprobus]

I’ve recently had an irresistible urge to go out into the wider world and become a maverick adventurer. I was reading up about Boris d’Andorra, who was a rando Russian guy in the 30’s who basically wandered the world as a vagrant and eventually charismamaxxed to become the (brief) King of Andorra.

I fucking hate the meaningless consumerism of the world. I wish I was born anytime before now in history. I want to take all my savings and go become an African warlord or some shit. Tips and tricks?

Tbh for starters I wouldn’t even talk about this online if you have serious dreams of doing this. Better to research mercenaries and study how they got where they got and study countries.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Become a trapper in Canada and get done with it

 

[Swimcell]

Tbh for starters I wouldn’t even talk about this online if you have serious dreams of doing this. Better to research mercenaries and study how they got where they got and study countries.

Why not talk about it? Do you think FBIcels will arrest me for wanting to escape the rat race

Become a trapper in Canada and get done with it

I mean I’m not looking for the fastest route, I’m looking for the most fulfilling. I’d rather gun down gazelles for fun from my JEEP in the savannah than freeze my tuckus off in a cabin while Justin Trudeau forces me to learn French.

I’m just taking the piss out of it tho, trapping in Canada is actually something I’ve considered.

 

[It'sAConspiracy]

Go to north korea, adventure is guaranteed

 

[Swimcell]

Go to north korea, adventure is guaranteed

Ah, the ol’ Otto Warmbier express

 

[It'sAConspiracy]

Seriously though if you live in the US there's no reason to travel to another country, you literally have a big ass country filled with the most diverse landscapes there's literally anything from ice to desert to mountains.I wish I lived there it's the best country for adventure

I think it's difficult to endure military life as an incel

 

[based_meme]

Funny you mention this, I’ve actually considered signing up for the Foreign Legion before. Most of my family is in France, and I’d like to get my citizenship if the country wasn’t CUCKED.

You don't have to get a citizenship. It's an option at the end of your five year contract, if you want it. You can go back to your old identity, if you don't want the new one they give you as a French citizen.

Regardless, this is excellent insight. Were you there?

Yes. I was 18 when I went (2002). My family connections allowed me to enter the kind of world they make movies about. The skills I learned, the people I met, the things I experienced. I wouldn't trade those years for anything in the world.

Like all great adventures, mine too had a closing chapter. After exhausting every favor and getting into the kind of trouble people run away from, I cashed out my chips and left. I should have been dead at least five times, but I must have had a guardian angel or something. I then finished my education and now live a tame and domesticated life.

Yeah, mercenarymaxing might also be a good option, It's essentially being a soldier but without the "muh die for country" cucked aspect to it, you might even get a fat paycheck.

You might. But most of the time the pay is not worth the risk.

 

[Swimcell]

You don't have to get a citizenship. It's an option at the end of your five year contract, if you want it. You can go back to your old identity, if you don't want the new one they give you as a French citizen.



Yes. I was 18 when I went (2002). My family connections allowed me to enter the kind of world they make movies about. The skills I learned, the people I met, the things I experienced. I wouldn't trade those years for anything in the world.

Like all great adventures, mine too had a closing chapter. After exhausting every favor and getting into the kind of trouble people run away from, I cashed out my chips and left. I should have been dead at least five times, but I must have had a guardian angel or something. I then finished my education and now live a tame and domesticated life.



You might. But most of the time the pay is not worth the risk.

That’s incredible. Is this real bro? I have no idea if you’re hitting with a copy pasts or something. If you’re srs that flavor of life is one I’d like to lead. something that would sound like a movie trailer if you read it in the right voice. How trucel are your looks bro? You must have some kind of mercenary Halo irl right?

 

[based_meme]

That’s incredible. Is this real bro? I have no idea if you’re hitting with a copy pasts or something. If you’re srs that flavor of life is one I’d like to lead. something that would sound like a movie trailer if you read it in the right voice. How trucel are your looks bro? You must have some kind of mercenary Halo irl right?

Yes, it's real. I have no reason to bullshit you, and I have nothing to prove to anyone, except references to any future employers.

Look, bro, don't get the wrong idea. It was a unique life circumstance for me, and it's not something I could recreate even for myself now if I wanted to. And believe me, I want to.

It was a very brief window in time, and anybody who was lucky enough to be there under some pretense or another had their own history to make. You have your own history to make.

I'm not a truecel, I'm facially a 5/10 (mid-tier normie in looks, I suppose). I don't know about any halo, but I was fit (still am), was able to fight and shoot, was a quick learner, and was smarter than most. People quickly take notice when you're a lot more intelligent than you look, and they either fear that or try to use it, or both sometimes.

Get fit, if you're not already, and go join the legion. It's the only legitimate and open avenue for that kind of adventure.

 

[Swimcell]

Yes, it's real. I have no reason to bullshit you, and I have nothing to prove to anyone, except references to any future employers.

Look, bro, don't get the wrong idea. It was a unique life circumstance for me, and it's not something I could recreate even for myself now if I wanted to. And believe me, I want to.

It was a very brief window in time, and anybody who was lucky enough to be there under some pretense or another had their own history to make. You have your own history to make.

I'm not a truecel, I'm facially a 5/10 (mid-tier normie in looks, I suppose). I don't know about any halo, but I was fit (still am), was able to fight and shoot, was a quick learner, and was smarter than most. People quickly take notice when you're a lot more intelligent than you look, and they either fear that or try to use it, or both sometimes.

That’s very eloquent bro