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IDEAL GIRL-FRIEND

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Whats the ideal grill for you guys?​

>Height ​
>Weight​
>Shape​
>Personality​
>Other ​

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Personally

>Height
Shorter than me
>Weight
Under 150LB
>Shape
Newspaper
>Personality
Shy but not depressed
>Other
The one thing I can't stand is when a girl acts differently in public with you.


I make a lot of money for my age but don't act like Elliot (R.I.P in peace) but girls don't acknowledge my existence. It's really frustrating you are what they ask for yet they want Chad & Tyrone.

I'd go MGTOW but I'm disgusted by one night stands and women who give it up easily.
 
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pm_me_ur_metatarsals

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1. She likes me
2. I like her
 
LeagueEuW

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I like the national geographic chick
 
JewsCreatedFeminism

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depends where your from. Guys from middle east and african countries prefer plump women. See here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory

Nordic/northern european and east asian like tall slender women
 
nigger

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Tall, petite and White.

edit: I should say slim, because petite is now associated with midgets
 
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Any girl I like kissing and fucking.
 
ICanOnlyFapToBDSM

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doesnt go outside thinks about suicide about 3 times a day but too lazy and dumb to go through with it and end the suffering
 
Zielony4

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A living breathing one that likes me. My standards are a bit high though, sorry about that feminists   :angel:
 
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1. Not completely disgusting (no armpit hair, 500lbs, etc).

2. Not dating me for the wrong reasons.
 
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pm_me_ur_metatarsals said:
1. She likes me
2. I like her

There we go. /thread
 
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prime cara, but real life standards would be any girl over 5'6 that has flat maxilla with puffy cheeks and upper eyelid exposure with normal to small tits and is skinny fat would do it.

INB4 standardcel
 
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Any of those would generally be acceptable. Someone in my looksmatch who isn't a feminist whore or a complete bitch or a hambeast. All the average women are chasing sad though. *le sigh*
 
nausea

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Zielony4 said:
A living breathing one that likes me. My standards are a bit high though, sorry about that feminists   :angel:

volcel

try necrophilia
 
Zielony4

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nausea said:
volcel

try necrophilia

Sounds like a plan! I will have to lower my standards though  :dodgy:
 
BlackPill47

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>Height 
4'11 - 5'3​

>Weight
Less than me​

>Shape
Hourglass​

>Personality
Caring and affectionate​

>Other
?​
 
Pretty_When_I_Cry

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> non deformed
>non obese
>white
 

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