I'd like to hunt down and devour foids. Hear me out.

[DeliriousMerchant]

No, this isn't larp. In theory, their bodies would be soft and malleable. I wouldn't eat Chad since their bodies would be tough and stringy.
I'd like to see the utter fear on a foid's face when she realises I do not intend to grAPE her, but eat her.
Preferably, I'd like to chase them and tackle them down. Akin to a BEAR.
No ITfags, not children. Not the eldery, Just YOU and your squad of heroines. I don't care if that makes me a coward.
I'm just living out my NATURAL instincts. I need to secure an easy meal.

I'd still maul Chad to death though. I think they'd all taste better cooked.

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

over for cannibalcels.

 

[97baOppressor]

Yeah, you're alone on this one. Eating human meat probably tastes awful.

 

[weaselbomber]

very cool

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

Yeah, you're alone on this one. Eating human meat probably tastes awful.

Maybe I came off too strong. I just want to maul them.

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

No, this isn't larp. In theory, their bodies would be soft and malleable. I wouldn't eat Chad since their bodies would be tough and stringy.
I'd like to see the utter fear on a foid's face when she realises I do not intend to grAPE her, but eat her.
Preferably, I'd like to chase them and tackle them down. Akin to a BEAR.
No ITfags, not children. Not the eldery, Just YOU and your squad of heroines. I don't care if that makes me a coward.
I'm just living out my NATURAL instincts. I need to secure an easy meal.

I'd still maul Chad to death though. I think they'd all taste better cooked.

Okay, Okay. OKAY.

TLDR; I want to maul foids. No FULLY devouring. The thrill would be from hunting them. A catharises I doubt a gun could give you.

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

it took my brain a whole minute to process what your avi was

Okay, mAX.

 

[Emba]

Turn the jerks into jerky

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

'you look at that foid and see your oneitis. but I only see RAWMEAT. abandon love and face the truth.'

- a sage

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

'you look at that foid and see your oneitis. but I only see RAWMEAT. abandon love and face the truth.'

- a sage

based levels out of this universe.

 

[NearEnd]

Yeah, you're alone on this one. Eating human meat probably tastes awful.

It is probably yummy but blood is better and gives you more of a natural high