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LDAR I would really love it if a girl gave me a blowjob.

Crustaciouse

Crustaciouse

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It's definitely something of a unreachable dream, especially considering no girl has ever kissed me before, so there's no way they're want to put their mouth on my dick.
But getting a blowjob from some girl would be amazing, especially a sloppy blowjob with no condom of coarse.
Sadly most normies don't even get blowjobs, blowjobs are something reserved for a man the woman truly likes.
Not even hookers will give a condomless blowjob.
 
Yeah same bro. I'm so thirsty nowdays. I would love to do 69 with a girl besides normal blowjobs. I want to taste a pussy ffs and I want my dick to be tasted as well. If I had the rigth genes then I could experince nice lustful sex.
 
legalize brostitution
 
Bareback blow jobs feels better than the pussy especially if she deep throat. One time a Thai hooker sucked My whole 4.5 inches and held it in for like 30 seconds and it felt like heaven. One of the most unforgettable moments in my life.
 
Bareback blow jobs feels better than the pussy especially if she deep throat. One time a Thai hooker sucked My whole 4.5 inches and held it in for like 30 seconds and it felt like heaven. One of the most unforgettable moments in my life.
Lifefuel for dickcels. Your dick would never get deepthroated if you possessed a big one
 
This made me hard
 
Ultimate validation when a bitch has her face between your legs and is serving your needs.

Fuckkkkk
 
Not even hookers will give a condomless blowjob.

You'd have to be crazy to agree to that anyway.

I'd like one too but not if she makes eye contact with me. That porn shit is so cringe.
 
Sadly most normies don't even get blowjobs, blowjobs are something reserved for a man the woman truly likes.
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I'd be afraid of her biting my penis off.
 
I can till it’s bullshit because girls didn’t admit they do anal. Everyone one knows all girls do anal but they are too ashamed to admit it. And men like to lie when it comes to sex.
 
I can till it’s bullshit because girls didn’t admit they do anal. Everyone one knows all girls do anal but they are too ashamed to admit it. And men like to lie when it comes to sex.
its widely believed that girls hate anal. I can see why.

plus 37% of college aged men say they didnt have vaginal sex in a whole year. That is groundbreaking stuff when we take into account the "everyone has sex during college" meme. So the men were probably rather honest in this survey
 
I can till it’s bullshit because girls didn’t admit they do anal. Everyone one knows all girls do anal but they are too ashamed to admit it. And men like to lie when it comes to sex.
The vast majority of girls don't do anal. You can even see videos where the guys dick accidentally goes into her ads and she freaks out and looks like she's about to die from pain.
 
The vast majority of girls don't do anal. You can even see videos where the guys dick accidentally goes into her ads and she freaks out and looks like she's about to die from pain.

Haha boy you're naive
 
same tbh
it's an unreachable dream
 
imagine having a gf that would suck you off every night
 
Bareback blow jobs feels better than the pussy especially if she deep throat. One time a Thai hooker sucked My whole 4.5 inches and held it in for like 30 seconds and it felt like heaven. One of the most unforgettable moments in my life.
Nice brag
 
i dont even like to think about scenarios with me and a women they are unrealistic and painful to think on.

i legit feel like an empty husk more and more.
 
Post is nearing one year old lmao. Necro'd from the grave
 
>half of the posters are banned
 
pay for prostitutes bro, a blowjob is amazing.
 
Tbh I'm probably going to use escorts only when I want to reward myself for something. Like passing an exam or some other stuff.
 

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