Serious I would lose a 1v1 fistfight against anyone on this forum

[Total Imbecile]

Even underagecels would absolutely destroy me, thats how big of a joke of a man I am

No wonder I have no gf, I wouldnt be able to protect her from being plundered by another man, if it werent for society/civilization/cops Id legit be dead or a cuck paying off protection money to some gang

 

[Newbie17]

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I'm guessing you don't gymcel? Don't blame you. No gym for your face, race, or height

 

[Deleted member 23712]

We should have an mma event just for .co members jfl

 

[BrapZilian]

We should have an mma event just for .co members jfl

Based

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

How much do you weigh?

 

[Deleted member 23656]

We should have an mma event just for .co members jfl

What does the champ get?

 

[TheSecondComing]

resort to the gun

 

[Deleted member 23712]

What does the champ get?

Good question

 

[Speed]

Take some boxing classes my nigga.

I felt like you for a time, and taking those classes gave me a greater sense of personal security. You won't want to get into any fights because you'll be scared of what you could do to a Normie civilian.

 

[grondilu]

Take some boxing classes my nigga.

You need to pass a medical exam to be accepted in a ring. I know, I tried and failed.

 

[zangano1]

I would destroy you

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Take some boxing classes my nigga.

I felt like you for a time, and taking those classes gave me a greater sense of personal security. You won't want to get into any fights because you'll be scared of what you could do to a Normie civilian.

Same goes for any form of fighting/self defense(bjjcel)

 

[Deleted member 23483]

You need to pass a medical exam to be accepted in a ring. I know, I tried and failed.

What does that consist of?

 

[grondilu]

What does that consist of?

An effort test, mostly. The doc will measure how fast your heart recovers after doing some squats.

 

[Speed]

You need to pass a medical exam to be accepted in a ring. I know, I tried and failed.

You don't need medical exams to take a Boxing 101 class and learn how to throw some form punches that leverage your body weight behind them. You don't have to go pro, or even amateur. Just learning how to throw good form punches, and hitting the mitts which teach you how to duck out of the way of incoming punches and counter back is enough to whoop 95% of the populace.

 

[Antisocialloner]

Same, I can't fight for shìt.

Take some boxing classes my nigga.

I felt like you for a time, and taking those classes gave me a greater sense of personal security. You won't want to get into any fights because you'll be scared of what you could do to a Normie civilian.

Low inhib

 

[Deleted member 2047]

not me

 

[Deleted member 18214]

not me

tbh

 

[Mainländer]

I possess average physical strength and I know some boxing. Would win some and lose some.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Take some boxing classes my nigga.

I felt like you for a time, and taking those classes gave me a greater sense of personal security. You won't want to get into any fights because you'll be scared of what you could do to a Normie civilian.

Woooooah, big tough man. How do your epic karate moves hold up against a knife or gun though?

 

[real truecel]

you wouldn't lose to me, I weigh less than female kpop idols

 

[ionlycopenow]

Even underagecels would absolutely destroy me, thats how big of a joke of a man I am

No wonder I have no gf, I wouldnt be able to protect her from being plundered by another man, if it werent for society/civilization/cops Id legit be dead or a cuck paying off protection money to some gang

What is your wrist size?

 

[CursedCel]

even to 50kg dudes?

 

[Incline]

Would he beat you?

 

[Musophobia]

Would he beat you?

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over for spidercels tbh

 

[Legallyblindcel]

It's over for wristlets

 

[Hate_my_life]

I couldn't hurt anyone.

Although have done some mma.

 

[LastGerman]

How do your epic karate moves hold up against a knife or gun though?

I could bend the knife or the gun with my fingers.

 

[ionlycopenow]

I could bend the knife or the gun with my fingers.

I forgot you were 8 feet tall

 

[Dregster]

 

[bonk123]

you could probably beat me

 

[Excluded]

I wouldn't fight for a femoid it's pointless and degrading

 

[Total Imbecile]

What is your wrist size?

Dont recall exactly since its been a while since I last measured and I misplaced my measuring tape somewhere but if I recall correctly its like somewhere between 6.1'' and 6.3''

 

[based_meme]

What does the champ get?

They get to be hung at the gallows by St Blackops2cel himcelf.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Dont recall exactly since its been a while since I last measured and I misplaced my measuring tape somewhere but if I recall correctly its like somewhere between 6.1'' and 6.3''

It's over.

 

[omnilet]

You would probably beat me tbh, I tried boxing for fun once and literally managed to punch myself in the face. That's how trash my hand eye coordination is, I would probably knock myself out even if u cant beat me

 

[Haywire]

I'm guessing you don't gymcel? Don't blame you. No gym for your face, race, or height

ill take skinny looking guy that knows how to box over gym guy that knows only to pump iron

 

[Deleted member 19079]

 

[Monk of Failure]

Nope, you'll defeat me very easily.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I could bend the knife or the gun with my fingers.

 

[Llama]

Tacklemaxxing is a idea i have. Just pick someone up by their feet and pull them forward and let go so they fall. Havent tested this ofcourse but it probably would need lots of practice to even make it doable

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

We should have an mma event just for .co members jfl

I’m placing bets on @Colvin76

 

[Deleted member 20811]

I’m placing bets on @Colvin76

I havent gymceled in 2-3 weeks honestly and even lost a few lbs in bodyweight. Once I go back again and re-gain my strength and weight(shouldn't take long imo) then maybe you have a point. Also keep in mind that there are 6'3"+ orges on here who have also gymceled

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

I havent gymceled in 2-3 weeks honestly and even lost a few lbs in bodyweight. Once I go back again and re-gain my strength and weight(shouldn't take long imo) then maybe you have a point. Also keep in mind that there are 6'3"+ orges on here who have also gymceled

ngl I can’t think of any tall dudes who are gymcels on this forum

just beat up an ogre theory

 

[FukFeminism]

not me

 

[Haywire]

I’m placing bets on @Colvin76

@Damo the incel i hear is a boxer

 

[Damo the incel]

@Damo the incel i hear is a boxer

Who told you

 

[Haywire]

Who told you

heard it long time ago not sure was it wrong?

 

[Damo the incel]

heard it long time ago not sure was it wrong?

Its true I just haven't told people here in a while