crew2
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Imagine dying and getting to what you think is heaven and then all of a sudden a new game plus screen pops up where you can spend all the points you've earned through pure misery in your last life on upgrading your character for your next life. 500 points for a chiselled jaw, 400 for hunter eyes, 200 for Norwood 0 hairline, 600 for a 9 inch dong etc but it's fine because you have points to spare even after getting the best of everything. Then your memory get's wiped clean and you respawn as a Chad baby to rich parents.
Meanwhile foids who only completed easy mode get fuck all and have to come back as a male Danny DeVito lookalike.
This is what I like to cope reincarnation will be
Meanwhile foids who only completed easy mode get fuck all and have to come back as a male Danny DeVito lookalike.
This is what I like to cope reincarnation will be