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Discussion I wonder if this life has a New Game Plus when you die where you can spend all the points you've earned through suffering on looks?

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Imagine dying and getting to what you think is heaven and then all of a sudden a new game plus screen pops up where you can spend all the points you've earned through pure misery in your last life on upgrading your character for your next life. 500 points for a chiselled jaw, 400 for hunter eyes, 200 for Norwood 0 hairline, 600 for a 9 inch dong etc but it's fine because you have points to spare even after getting the best of everything. Then your memory get's wiped clean and you respawn as a Chad baby to rich parents.

Meanwhile foids who only completed easy mode get fuck all and have to come back as a male Danny DeVito lookalike.

This is what I like to cope reincarnation will be :feelsohh:
 
What you get is an endless sleep :ha..feels:
 
When you die there is no imagine there is only "this"
 
What you get is an endless sleep :ha..feels:
You ever seen that french movie 'Martyrs' where this cult torture foids in the worst way possible to the brink of death so that the foids actually momentarily see the afterlife so that the cult can then ask them what the afterlife is like. It's good shit :feelskek:
 
I’ve died many times before and can confirm there is no new game plus to be found
 
No cheat codes for your face.
 
I’ve died many times before and can confirm there is no new game plus to be found
My co worker says this shit to brag lol I'm thinking motherfucker you cant die and come back to life
 
I never lived in order to die :feelsmage:
 
If God loves us then there's no life after death.
 
I would have enough points to buy everything in the game.
 
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