I wish I was a caveman born in 15,000 BC

[The Radiance]

Pretty much everyone was ugly and short so I wouldn’t be incel, no hypergamy

No stressful modern lifestyle

I would be high T and hunt prey with my buddies all day

 

[Animecel2D]

I would probably die day one from infection

 

[Freixel]

They were tall cromagnid hyperborean chad caveman types

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

I would get eaten alive by a pack of hyenas.

 

[The Radiance]

They were tall cromagnid hyperborean chad caveman types

 

[Freixel]

those are the neardhentals

 

[Dead End]

Yeah, imagine if your only human competition was within your tribe of 20 or so people. You'd be able to find a niche and be genuinely valued for something.

 

[SteelCentaur]

I would just beat foids over the head with a large rock and drag them into a nearby cave (in Minecraft).

 

[Glassness]

I wouldn't even last a day probably

 

[God's Lonely Man]

You'd get raped by a mammoth or die of disease.

 

[withdoomicum]

Pretty much everyone was ugly and short so I wouldn’t be incel, no hypergamy

No stressful modern lifestyle

I would be high T and hunt prey with my buddies all day

Time makes a ruin of us all.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Pretty much everyone was ugly and short so I wouldn’t be incel, no hypergamy

No stressful modern lifestyle

I would be high T and hunt prey with my buddies all day

You'll have to hunt dangerous wild animals for food, and their on top of the food chain.
And to them, you and creatures who look like you are food

 

[AdolfRizzler]

probably i would die to some dangerous animals

 

[Serious]

I would be high T and hunt prey with my buddies all day

You would die in convulsion at 14 years old because your tooth rotten.
20% of your peers, the lucky ones that were healthy enough to live to adulthood would be killed by stronger tribe and they bodies would be pissed on and your mother would be raped and your clan culture dead forever.

 

[Caichan]

Pretty much everyone was ugly and short so I wouldn’t be incel, no hypergamy

No stressful modern lifestyle

I would be high T and hunt prey with my buddies all day

and then you’d just grape some foid because it was normal at the time too