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Venting I wish I could establish regular sex with a high-class escort

sneed (not chuck)

sneed (not chuck)

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If I could pay a toilet to fuck me on Fridays I'd be done. I'd leave this forum and be satisfied with life. I don't think I even want a relationship. What the fuck am I going to do with a woman?! I just want my sexual needs satisfied.

I have the money, the only problem is that:
  • I'm BLACK
  • I wouldn't be able to kiss
  • I'd have to wear a condom
  • STILL might get an STD
  • I'm fucking scared to talk to a hooker after being rejected by them
It's OVER.
 
heres my two cents as an escortcel myself:

1. high class escorts are a meme. they're the same human garbage as the other escorts, except they call themselves "high class"

2. these stupid bitches wont be your savior. don't simp for them. they dont give a fuck about you and just want to suck up your money and give nothing back. meanwhile they will give themselves to chad for free and wont make him use a condom. if you don't have the mindset of seeing these whores as literal human debris you're gonna get attached to them or conned JFL

3. happiness and pleasure are inherently fleeting feelings. even if you escortmax regularly it will be unfulfilling. it's better to not try to orient your life satisfaction around these feelings. i suggest reading Ecclesiastes.
 
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If I could pay a toilet to fuck me on Fridays I'd be done. I'd leave this forum and be satisfied with life. I don't think I even want a relationship. What the fuck am I going to do with a woman?! I just want my sexual needs satisfied.

I have the money, the only problem is that:
  • I'm BLACK
  • I wouldn't be able to kiss
  • I'd have to wear a condom
  • STILL might get an STD
  • I'm fucking scared to talk to a hooker after being rejected by them
It's OVER.
Why do many whores have “no black men” signs?
 
heres my two cents as an escortcel myself:

1. high class escorts are a meme. they're the same human garbage as the other escorts, except they call themselves "high class"

2. these stupid bitches wont be your savior. don't simp for them. they dont give a fuck about you and just want to suck up your money and give nothing back. meanwhile they will give themselves to chad for free and wont make him use a condom. if you don't have the mindset of seeing these whores as literal human debris you're gonna get attached to them or conned JFL

3. happiness and pleasure are inherently fleeting feelings. even if you escortmax regularly it will be unfulfilling. it's better to not try to orient your life satisfaction around these feelings. i suggest reading Ecclesiastes.
There was a user here named KingofRome. He was brutally roidmaxxed and muscled up and a regular escortcel. He'd fuck escorts three out of five days in a week, and these escorts would give him excellent service because he'd turned himself into such a roided sex beast. They were eager to please him and would spend extra him and even offer discounts. In short, he was get the gf experience from them because he was roid maxxed and gymmaxed like a terrachad.
 
i suggest reading Ecclesiastes.
When my soul was still searching but not finding, I have found one upright man among a thousand but no upright woman among them all
 
3. happiness and pleasure are inherently fleeting feelings. even if you escortmax regularly it will be unfulfilling. it's better to not try to orient your life satisfaction around these feelings. i suggest reading Ecclesiastes.
I think the book of Job is more applicable to inceldom related topics.
 
There was a user here named KingofRome. He was brutally roidmaxxed and muscled up and a regular escortcel. He'd fuck escorts three out of five days in a week, and these escorts would give him excellent service because he'd turned himself into such a roided sex beast. They were eager to please him and would spend extra him and even offer discounts. In short, he was get the gf experience from them because he was roid maxxed and gymmaxed like a terrachad.
he's a terracoper. every escortcel likes to delude themselves into thinking their relationship with these whores is anything but transactional. most escorts offer "girlfriend experience" to make you feel confident and make you give them good reviews. they also fake moans and orgasms to get you to cum quicker. in short, it's all an act. at the end of the day, if these girls are making you pay then they don't give a fuck about you. but lots of guys can't handle that brutal reality. they want to think the girls actually value them and not just their money.
 
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heres my two cents as an escortcel myself:

1. high class escorts are a meme. they're the same human garbage as the other escorts, except they call themselves "high class"

2. these stupid bitches wont be your savior. don't simp for them. they dont give a fuck about you and just want to suck up your money and give nothing back. meanwhile they will give themselves to chad for free and wont make him use a condom. if you don't have the mindset of seeing these whores as literal human debris you're gonna get attached to them or conned JFL

3. happiness and pleasure are inherently fleeting feelings. even if you escortmax regularly it will be unfulfilling. it's better to not try to orient your life satisfaction around these feelings. i suggest reading Ecclesiastes.

Best advice I’ve evER heard from an escortcel other than myself

As an escortcel who has fucked escorts over 100 times, what you said is vERy relatable.

The pleasure from the expERience is temporary and fleeting. Once the session is ovER you’re back to your regular unfulfilling life.

I’ve had my fill, I no longER see escorts since the last 3 months and I aim to just see them once evERy 6 months (if at all).

I don’t care about mental satisfaction in the form of egotistical pursuits (love, happiness, validation etc). I only care about physical fulfilment and when it comes to that, Masturbation gives me the same pleasure as sex, so I’d rathER masturbate for free and save the $250 it costs pER escort session which I can save up and use for other copes and forms of entERtainment.
 
he's a terracoper. every escortcel likes to delude themselves into thinking their relationship with these whores is anything but transactional. most escorts offer "girlfriend experience" to make you feel confident and make you give them good reviews. they also fake moans and orgasms to get you to cum quicker. in short, it's all an act. at the end of the day, if these girls are making you pay then they don't give a fuck about you. but lots of guys can't handle that brutal reality. they don't want to feel like they're exploiting these girls, or that they're getting exploited.
Keep coping. @KingOfRome was a roidmaxxedcel who had much more fun with escorts than most other subhuman incels.
 
I would try again tbh, i'm gonna become an escortcel myself in a couple of months after i get in shape and get a bit more money. It's the only cope left
 
bro i made a whole thread for you to answer your question

 

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