Serious I wish a girl would cold approach me and offer me to suck my dick

[Total Imbecile]

No bullshit, no ulterior motives, no money expected, no tricks, no effort on my part

Id be walking down the street one day and a girl would approach me grab my hand pull me into an alley and say "Look you are really sweet I would really like to suck your dick"

And Id be like "yes please" and then shed do it

But that would never happen, instead it takes tremendous effort to even get a girl to not be completely disgusted with you

A man can dream but smh

 

[TheBasedCel]

gigachad only

 

[goydivision]

not even chad only this is so separated from reality at this point

 

[Personalityinkwell]

gigachad only

 

[Deleted member 21768]

not even chad only this is so separated from reality at this point

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I don't think that I'd be comfortable with that ngl, I'd have to talk to her a bit first.

not even chad only this is so separated from reality at this point

 

[PPEcel]

not even chad only this is so separated from reality at this point

 

[ihaveno1]

I always have fantasized about this too

 

[Animecel2D]

That will never happen tbh, we aren’t entitled to it.

 

[TheNEET]

this is what being a foid or chad feels like
people just approach you and offer you sex

 

[real truecel]

I wish a girl would cold approach me and hug me

 

[Angry_runt]

I'd react with extreme suspicion to something like that.

 

[Gymcelled]

I wish a girl would cold approach me and hug me

 

[goydivision]

I wish a girl would cold approach me and hug me

 

[Transcended Trucel]

not even chad only this is so separated from reality at this point

 

[HyperVersager_4EVER]

I would 100% assume that it is some sort of a prank on me that they are playing tbh

 

[Uglymuggly]

gigachad only

 

[your personality]

I'd react with extreme suspicion to something like that.

100% if it's too good to be true it probably is.

 

[respirator_venti]

would ask where the camera is

 

[HarveyIsAHero]

Only trannies offer randos a bj..
But then some expect one back

 

[iTheorize]

Lucid dreamers gtfih, lol you should try it for real .

 

[PPEcel]

I would 100% assume that it is some sort of a prank on me that they are playing tbh

100%.

 

[LitVirgin]

Id probably have a heart attack from excitement

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Me too, but I would turn down the offer because that's degenerate. At the end of the day, it's still a massive confidence boost.

 

[TheHopefulBeliever]

not even chad only this is so separated from reality at this point

 

[ShadowTheEdgehog]

100%.

I would tell her "read this Palm you gipsy bitch" and smack her in the face to see if I am dreaming.

 

[Deleted member 24256]

not even chad only this is so separated from reality at this point

Niggas watch too much porn

 

[Neggr]

gigachad only

 

[BlackPill Scholar]

Daydreammaxx.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

not even chad only this is so separated from reality at this point

 

[dirtykombatcel]

So you basically want a being-a-woman sample.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

would be nice tbh
i was watching a porn last night. something like, "Watching TV with my Step Sis"
they are watching tv together then the girl just looks at the camera and says, "This is boring Step Bro. Why don't I just suck your dick?" then within the next minute she is gargling on cock & cum.

In another version of the same type of scenario is a "Mother" folding some laundry. The son walks into the room and asks what she is doing. She says she is folding laundry. Then there is a silent 30 seconds while she folds laundry then she just says, "Gosh! Folding laundry is so boring. Why don't I just suck your dick instead?" then the son agrees and in a couple of minutes he is balls deep inside his "Mother"

Only reason I'm typing this all out is because I just wish it was that easy to get sex IRL. Like if I could just go to Wendy's and be ordering some chili and when the cashier asks, "Will that be all?" then I politely request if she could bend over the table so I can fuck her. She would agree and I'd lower her slacks down and push her apron out the way and go deep inside the pretty young thang. By the time my order is done within the 3-5 minutes I'm already finished and buckling up my pants and ready to go home and eat my food. She would continue about her day with my cum inside her. Swishing around in her panties. Servicing these fine young men and women of America.

or when that cute young asian teen at the nearby asian takeout joint asks, "What would you like to eat?" i tell her I want to eat her. she then quickly hikes up her skirt and i finally have me some good fucking food!

 

[HumanTrash]

Not surprised at the no effort at all-part