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LifeFuel I will throw parties in jail for all of us who dodge the eventual draft

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The United States has officially involved itself with the conflict in Iran and Israel, aiding Israel in controlling the skies over Iran. When we eventually all get caught and arrested for dodging the draft (I know at least some of you aren’t retarded enough to serve a country that actively allows foids to ruin our lives), I will take the responsibility upon myself to throw parties for every single forum member inside of prison. There will be cake, there will be steak, and there will be punch.
 
glad I'm too disabled for any draft
 
I will not die for Israel. will probably try to get medically exempted first, if not, jail time will do
 
I wish our politicians weren’t all controlled by the Jews, I give my full support to Iran.
 
You’re living the dream, are you disabled enough for disability checks as well?
Not according to the governments standards, even though I would say I am
 
There's a bunch of chads there, how will I be able to differentiate between you and the others?
 
I wish our politicians weren’t all controlled by the Jews, I give my full support to Iran.
Support no one, most of those soldiers have had sex and you haven’t. I hope every nigga that participates in this war, and has had any type of sexual encounter with the female species dies a horrible death.
 
Are we all going to the same jail? Is there a special jail for incels?
 
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There's a bunch of chads there, how will I be able to differentiate between you and the others?
Just look for the nigger with the mis-shapen skull, I’m pretty easy to find
 
I will dodge the draft by not living in the jewnited states
 
Support no one, most of those soldiers have had sex and you haven’t. I hope every nigga that participates in this war, and has had any type of sexual encounter with the female species dies a horrible death.

Jews started the sexual revolution and ruined our chances of ever having virgin wives and families, for that I hope Tel Aviv gets nuked.
 
Jews started the sexual revolution and ruined our chances of ever having virgin wives and families, for that I hope Tel Aviv gets nuked.
I do as well, but why support towel heads, pray for mutually assured destruction by ICBM.
 
I am too old and my knee is messed up.
 
Will there really be one? wouldn't that completely turn whole nation against Trump, also aren't contract soldiers enough?
 
good thing about my heart disease is I won't get drafted.
 
Support no one, most of those soldiers have had sex and you haven’t. I hope every nigga that participates in this war, and has had any type of sexual encounter with the female species dies a horrible death.
You can always visit a prostitute if having sex is your desire.
 
I do as well, but why support towel heads, pray for mutually assured destruction by ICBM.
Because Iranians are actually respectable people, unlike kikes.
 
Will there really be one? wouldn't that completely turn whole nation against Trump, also aren't contract soldiers enough?
You shall serve as canon fodder then.
 
Nothing ever happens
 
sounds comfy ngl :feelsautistic:
 
No one is going to jail, nigga. They cannot reintroduce the draft without suffering massive casualties. Just look at those Ukraine videos
 
No one is going to jail, nigga. They cannot reintroduce the draft without suffering massive casualties. Just look at those Ukraine videos
The foids are gonna ask to put all the incels in war so they can fuck all the chads while we die for them. And of course the politicians will listen, they’re all Jewish feminist demons from the 7th circle of hell.
 
The foids are gonna ask to put all the incels in war so they can fuck all the chads while we die for them. And of course the politicians will listen, they’re all Jewish feminist demons from the 7th circle of hell.
Nah. The draft officers who knock on peoples’ doors would get fragged
 

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