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SuicideFuel I Will Rope If I Can't Ascend Until 2024

yez

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I will be 20 at 2024. Burutal man. College started a month ago and I am still khhv while chads are always at orgies. Mark my words. If I can't ascend until 29 March 2024 I will rope immediately. I don't want to live shit life like oldcels live.
 
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See you on 30th March 2024
 
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I will be 20 at 2024. Burutal man. College started a month ago and I am still khhv while chads are always at orgies. Mark my words. If I can't ascend until 29 March 2024 I will rope immediately. I don't want to live shit life like oldcels live.
Lol I said that when I was 19, guess what I made it to 20. Then I said I would rope before 25, but then I turned 25. Roping isn't that easy, so you won't do it. If you are truecel prepare for a long life of lonliness and misery.
 
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You should just go ER on a frat party or something. Give back to your brocels atleast if you’re gonna rope
 
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Lol I said that when I was 19, guess what I made it to 20. Then I said I would rope before 25, but then I turned 25. Roping isn't that easy, so you won't do it. If you are truecel prepare for a long life of lonliness and misery.
I dont want to suffer anymore.
 
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Lol I said that when I was 19, guess what I made it to 20. Then I said I would rope before 25, but then I turned 25. Roping isn't that easy, so you won't do it. If you are truecel prepare for a long life of lonliness and misery.
Same here, but I'm over 30. My latest promise to rope if I don't ascend is to rope at 40.
 
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I'm already 20. I've been suicidal for like 2 years and I'm still here. Fear will stop you.
 
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Most of incels cant make it to 50. They die at late 40s because of depression.
True. Men in 40s and 50s don't really have friends anymore. Their friends have families. If you don't have someone by then you're guaranteed a completely lonely life.
 
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Most of incels cant make it to 50. They die at late 40s because of depression.
I hope I can live long enough to experience fully immersive VR, futuristic plastic surgery that can make me attractive looking, global socialism with a strong welfare net, and mass depopulation leading to increased resources and opportunities for each person.
 
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What do you fear from.
Dying and death itself.

Dying: It can be painful af. Even roping is painful. Survivors told that it felt like being on fire. Also if you fuck up you can end as a vegetable.

Death: I'm scared of it. The thought of non-existence and not being able to think is just scary to me. Even if I had a gun (which would be the only way I want to die since it's fast and painless) I would probably pussy out from pulling the trigger. Your survival instinct stops you anyway.
 
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Dying and death itself.

Dying: It can be painful af. Even roping is painful. Survivors told that it felt like being on fire. Also if you fuck up you can end as a vegetable.

Death: I'm scared of it. The thought of non-existence and not being able to think is just scary to me. Even if I had a gun (which would be the only way I want to die since it's fast and painless) I would probably pussy out from pulling the trigger. Your survival instinct stops you anyway.
ovER for suicidesurvivorcels
 
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Don't do it brocel.
 
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You'll have plenty of time to think about this and see that this isn't the solution
CHOose the othER way (in video game) :feelsYall:
 
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I will be 20 at 2024. Burutal man. College started a month ago and I am still khhv while chads are always at orgies. Mark my words. If I can't ascend until 29 March 2024 I will rope immediately. I don't want to live shit life like oldcels live.
See u in 2025, babycel chico
 
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You wont have the minerals.
 
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Suicide is not that easy bro trust me, u need balls of steel for that shit
 
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Dying and death itself.

Dying: It can be painful af. Even roping is painful. Survivors told that it felt like being on fire. Also if you fuck up you can end as a vegetable.

Death: I'm scared of it. The thought of non-existence and not being able to think is just scary to me. Even if I had a gun (which would be the only way I want to die since it's fast and painless) I would probably pussy out from pulling the trigger. Your survival instinct stops you anyway.
I can say I'm more scarry that I will go to hell. "Just living good" is not enough for me to go into heaven, you must turly folow Christ for that. And since I'm sinfull now, and suicade is a highway too hell, I woud end here. I don't want to end up in a worse place than I am now

@yez I tought that you're like 23-24. I woud never expect that you're 18
 
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True. Men in 40s and 50s don't really have friends anymore. Their friends have families. If you don't have someone by then you're guaranteed a completely lonely life.
And also your parents are dead now. You are truly alone
 
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I will be 20 at 2024. Burutal man. College started a month ago and I am still khhv while chads are always at orgies. Mark my words. If I can't ascend until 29 March 2024 I will rope immediately. I don't want to live shit life like oldcels live.
Why did you start college you dumbass
 

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