Total Imbecile
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- Dec 19, 2017
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Its literally so fucking over for me you guys dont even know. There is absolutely nothing for me in this life, I need to be euthanized ASAP
Im reading through my unis job/internship hunting handbook and its becoming clear to me just how fucked up my life is, I cant even hope to be a careercel, I have literally nothing going for me
The first thing they show you in te handbook is a bunch of resumes (I dont even have a resume JFL) from other incels filled with tons of work experience, leadership roles, extracurriculars and projects
So much stuff that it barely fits onto a single page and then you get told that you should have at least that much to put onto your resume before you even consider applying for a position
THEN THEY SLAP YOU WITH THE BIGGEST LOOKSPILL EVER - UPWARDS OF 70% OF ANY INTERVIEW IS DOWN TO YOUR LOOKS, JUST BE GOOD LOOKING
Being a 3/10 this means that my chance of getting a job if my resume is top notch and I have years of experience, which I dont, is 50% at most
Then you have to be prepared to answer questions like "why should I hire you?", "tell me about yourself", "what are your strengths" etc, on top of knowing stuff about the company you are applying to - there is no way I can do this with my goldfish attention span and poor character, there is legit 0 things good about me, and with no looks to carry me Im supposed to rely on being NT but its a catch 22 really:
being ugly > cant develop social skills and be NT
having no social skills > cant make up for being ugly
Then they let you know what companies are looking for in students: low inhibition, high self-esteem, ambition and calculated risk taking - LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF HOW I AM, I am extremely beta
WITH EACH SECTION IM GETTING MORE AND MORE NAUSEOUS, LEGIT HAD TO STOP READING THE SHITTY HANDBOOK
NOBODY WILL HIRE ME IN A MILLION YEARS, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, AS AN INCEL YOU ARE DESTINED TO SPEND YOUR DAYS BEING A LOW WAGE SLAVE
I CANT ACCEPT THIS, I HOPE I GET HIT BY A CAR AND DIE INSTANTLY TBH
ITS OVER
Im reading through my unis job/internship hunting handbook and its becoming clear to me just how fucked up my life is, I cant even hope to be a careercel, I have literally nothing going for me
The first thing they show you in te handbook is a bunch of resumes (I dont even have a resume JFL) from other incels filled with tons of work experience, leadership roles, extracurriculars and projects
So much stuff that it barely fits onto a single page and then you get told that you should have at least that much to put onto your resume before you even consider applying for a position
THEN THEY SLAP YOU WITH THE BIGGEST LOOKSPILL EVER - UPWARDS OF 70% OF ANY INTERVIEW IS DOWN TO YOUR LOOKS, JUST BE GOOD LOOKING
Being a 3/10 this means that my chance of getting a job if my resume is top notch and I have years of experience, which I dont, is 50% at most
Then you have to be prepared to answer questions like "why should I hire you?", "tell me about yourself", "what are your strengths" etc, on top of knowing stuff about the company you are applying to - there is no way I can do this with my goldfish attention span and poor character, there is legit 0 things good about me, and with no looks to carry me Im supposed to rely on being NT but its a catch 22 really:
being ugly > cant develop social skills and be NT
having no social skills > cant make up for being ugly
Then they let you know what companies are looking for in students: low inhibition, high self-esteem, ambition and calculated risk taking - LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF HOW I AM, I am extremely beta
WITH EACH SECTION IM GETTING MORE AND MORE NAUSEOUS, LEGIT HAD TO STOP READING THE SHITTY HANDBOOK
NOBODY WILL HIRE ME IN A MILLION YEARS, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, AS AN INCEL YOU ARE DESTINED TO SPEND YOUR DAYS BEING A LOW WAGE SLAVE
I CANT ACCEPT THIS, I HOPE I GET HIT BY A CAR AND DIE INSTANTLY TBH
ITS OVER