I will cuck my job tomorrow with a fake sick leave

[FucktheFBI]

Honestly fuck these jewish corporations and fuck them for denying a once in a life time event I will never see again in my life because they are such dicks they are severely short staffed so since they cucked me with deli and took me out for false safety concerns now I will cuck them with a fake sick leave to make them suffer tomorrow.

 

[Whiteferociousboy]

suffer

lol they make you suffer your whole life. your nothing for them but they will punish you even more

 

[FucktheFBI]

lol they make you suffer your whole life. your nothing for them but they will punish you even more

They can't punish me for calling in sick as the most they will do is tell me some words and if they do punish me for calling in I will report it to union

 

[cookedcel]

Honestly fuck these jewish corporations and fuck them for denying a once in a life time event I will never see again in my life because they are such dicks they are severely short staffed so since they cucked me with deli and took me out for false safety concerns now I will cuck them with a fake sick leave to make them suffer tomorrow.

What is the once in a lifetime event? I agree tho, fuck work

 

[FucktheFBI]

What is the once in a lifetime event? I agree tho, fuck work

A big family event I am going to just to eat the food.

 

[cookedcel]

Yeah nice. Well you'll always remember the family event and will regret missing it... you will never be like, oh remember that boring as shit day at work in 2024

 

[DarkStarDown]

A big family event I am going to just to eat the food.

Make sure to alcoholmaxx also if possible.

 

[FucktheFBI]

Make sure to alcoholmaxx also if possible.

Parents will be there sadly plus I am under 21

Maybe I can sneak 1 beer in

 

[GmeOvr]

Chad behavior

 

[FucktheFBI]

Chad behavior

What, being low inhib enough to fake sick?