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LifeFuel I will approach 1000 girls and find a GF

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good time?

hello, blue pill fella.

Sometimes I just say hi and they turn around like I raped them.

Enjoy this good time 700 times brother.
Blue Pill fella? That's rich.

My point was to take some pressure off yourself. What happens if you fail?
 
Just talk to girls bro
 
good time?

hello, blue pill fella.

Sometimes I just say hi and they turn around like I raped them.

Enjoy this good time 700 times brother.

Ur doing it mechanical and its obvious. He is right. Just relax and enjoy the convo and see where it leads.

I doubt u are a truecel, those in the bottom 5%

Who the hell approches from the back.
her telling you she has a boyfriend is NOT a REGULAR SHIT TEST that you pass to get her

it is a HUMILIATION SHIT TEST

TO SEE

HOW LOW YOU WILL GO FOR HER

HOW BAD DO YOU WANT HER

BUT EVEN IF YOU OVERCOME IT YOU WILL GET NOTHING

IN OTHER

WORDS

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

YOU ARE DANCING FOR HER
My tyrone friend always gets that shit test and passes it sometimes. But it is a huge sign that she is not interested
 
There are othER ways in which you can make your point.
 
good time?

hello, blue pill fella.

Sometimes I just say hi and they turn around like I raped them.

Enjoy this good time 700 times brother.

Obviously it's hell but faking it gives you like x3 better chances
I mean a femoid would more likely be attracted to someone who looks like he is fun and enjoying himself
instead of someone with no confidence / grumpy / depressed

But on another note, 0% times 3 is still 0% xD
But on a 3rd note, you are already torturing yourself with approaching 1,000 femoids,
so you might aswell torture yourself to the max.

Just brainwash yourself that you love approaching stuck up femoids and you are having fun good luck~
 
The only way you are going to Ascend is if you Rape a bitch. Please stop wasting your time and do something constructive.
 
The amount of red-/bluepilled users in this forum is to damn high. JFL. Shittest doesn't exist. It's a fabrication of the PUA scene. If a foid is attracted to you she won't give u "shittests". Don't buy the PUA scam!
 
Approaches 8/10/2018

1. I was riding my bike to work on a bike lane.

Saw a cute foid coming towards me.

Stopped. Told her she look cute.

She made a sign with her hand top stop it.

I turned and screamed - suck it.

I lost it.

I can't approach. Anymore.

That Saturday killed something in me.

I will try to do 5 but...

2. You look almost...but not quite cute.

I opened with that

Lmfao some 30 looking blonde.

She said merci.

3. Approached some foid with genetically problemed legs (one of them looked crooked)

I said - you look cute.

Then she started making a grimace and l added "almost".

Lmfao she got mad

I saw a ring on her finger and asked her how is the married life.

She said she is engaged not married.

Her face was a 6.

4. Some bitch told me with arrogance that she has a bf and it sounded like a threat.

5. Another cunt reading a book told me that she is busy.

I told her to eat shit.

I am not kidding.

I said it in English but without looking at her face.

274 to go
 
How long until OP gets slapped with a sexual harassment claim?
 
just ldar bro. its easier to get away with rap3 than to do all this bullshit
 
I love this thread.
 
when will you change [LifeFuel] to [SuicideFuel] ? :feelsbadman:
 
@uninstall did you try to smile while approaching like having a good day? wanna know if that PUA shit works
 
RIP @uninstall I was sure you'd ascend.
I am proud you are sticking with it until the end.
 
RIP @uninstall I was sure you'd ascend.
I am proud you are sticking with it until the end.

i thought so tooo

I thought I could make it

that's why I decided to start the mission

but I guess the scene is worse than ever

700 approaches FFS

Those are 700 women

I have talked to over 700 women

Most people will never talk to 700 different women in their life

JFL

It's fucking insane when you write it

700 women

that's a small village
 
her telling you she has a boyfriend is NOT a REGULAR SHIT TEST that you pass to get her

it is a HUMILIATION SHIT TEST

TO SEE

HOW LOW YOU WILL GO FOR HER

HOW BAD DO YOU WANT HER

BUT EVEN IF YOU OVERCOME IT YOU WILL GET NOTHING

IN OTHER

WORDS

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

YOU ARE DANCING FOR HER
This hit home. Dancing, and dancing. Endlessly dancing.
 
chase a check, never chase a bitch
 
What kind of cel are you lmao
 
This is just sad honestly. Complete waste of time and will just make you even more depressed.

I mean, even if you actually managed to get a girl, it would still be depressing that 999 rejected you, and for those that said yes likely have some bad intentions in mind, possibly sucking and leeching your wallet and/or just messing with you.
 
i thought so tooo

I thought I could make it

that's why I decided to start the mission

but I guess the scene is worse than ever

700 approaches FFS

Those are 700 women

I have talked to over 700 women

Most people will never talk to 700 different women in their life

JFL

It's fucking insane when you write it

700 women

that's a small village

U have to continue! Ur mission is almost done. U are an inspiration to all of us!
 
Approaches 9/10/2018

It is really hard to overclock myself and approach after the shit fest on Saturday, but there 275 or so approaches to be made.

So, let's go, fellas. Let's go.

1. Look of shock.

She was not a milf but a little older than what l have to approach

Looked like a 5 with make up.

2. Approached a ROASTIE while eating a waffle

Hi. You look cute, almost.

Thank you almost. (Lmfao)

What are you waiting for?

My boyfriend (she said it with vengeance but l respect quick bf rejections)

Ok.

3. Hi. You have uglier shoes? (Pua negging)

I said it to a girl in a duo on a bench.

Get the fuck out of here.

Ok. You need more make up bro, l said to her and bounced.

4. Ignored by a JB.

5. Hi. You look cute.

Merci.

Almost....

Almost?

Yes.

(She got mad and bounced.)

6. Approached a JB

Eventually asked her age.

She made a grimace.

I said - I guess this is dangerous information.

She said - no it's is irrelevant.

1 second later her phone started ringing and ended it all.

If l were chad, she would have muted it.

Just be assertive bro.

Just talk to girls bro.

7. Opened some slut with hi how are you.

She was really rude.

I said - why are you so rude, fucking bitch.

8. Ugly JB.

Like a 3 face but l would smash her.

She turned out 18.

And bounced after a few lines.

9. Hi. You look sympathetic.

(She made some thank you face.)

I added - almost.

THEN SHE MADE A GRIMACE AND SAID

”Almost" is why you lost.

Sure, bitch. This is the reason.

Btw bitch l didn't use almost for 700 before you..

Won jack shit.

265 to go
 
Approaches 9/10/2018

It is really hard to overclock myself and approach after the shit fest on Saturday, but there 275 or so approaches to be made.

So, let's go, fellas. Let's go.

1. Look of shock.

She was not a milf but a little older than what l have to approach

Looked like a 5 with make up.

2. Approached a ROASTIE while eating a waffle

Hi. You look cute, almost.

Thank you almost. (Lmfao)

What are you waiting for?

My boyfriend (she said it with vengeance but l respect quick bf rejections)

Ok.

3. Hi. You have uglier shoes? (Pua negging)

I said it to a girl in a duo on a bench.

Get the fuck out of here.

Ok. You need more make up bro, l said to her and bounced.

4. Ignored by a JB.

5. Hi. You look cute.

Merci.

Almost....

Almost?

Yes.

(She got mad and bounced.)

6. Approached a JB

Eventually asked her age.

She made a grimace.

I said - I guess this is dangerous information.

She said - no it's is irrelevant.

1 second later her phone started ringing and ended it all.

If l were chad, she would have muted it.

Just be assertive bro.

Just talk to girls bro.

7. Opened some slut with hi how are you.

She was really rude.

I said - why are you so rude, fucking bitch.

8. Ugly JB.

Like a 3 face but l would smash her.

She turned out 18.

And bounced after a few lines.

9. Hi. You look sympathetic.

(She made some thank you face.)

I added - almost.

THEN SHE MADE A GRIMACE AND SAID

”Almost" is why you lost.

Sure, bitch. This is the reason.

Btw bitch l didn't use almost for 700 before you..

Won jack shit.

265 to go
Why do you have to add the "almost" after every pick-up line? Do you want to be rejected?
 
You achieved more early on the project than late (facebook, phone numbers etc.)
Why do you think that happened. I guessed that the success rate would increase as you get more experient
 
You achieved more early on the project than late (facebook, phone numbers etc.)
Why do you think that happened. I guessed that the success rate would increase as you get more experient

I don't know.

Maybe the bitches were more open during the summer.
Why do you have to add the "almost" after every pick-up line? Do you want to be rejected?

Cause I am close to spitting in their face.

I hate femshits that much.

They destroyed my soul
 
Kek
Do you ever think any of them will try reporting you for harassment? I know americucks love suing.

doubt it

i am not in america and don't care

but i fear their bfs may attack me

good think I am on a bike and get away quickly
 
What will you do if you reach 1000 without ascending? @uninstall
 
What does "you look sympathetic" even mean? It makes no sense in English.

Why don't you try approaching foids at a bar or at the club?

Have you gotten any numbers yet?
More importantly, why do Octobercels talk so much shit?
 
Maybe this is part of why it's not working? Do you really expect them to have that kind of strength?

Today I was talking to a normie I know who has had several girlfriends, almost a chad-lite. He told me that he's never gotten a girlfriend from approaching strangers it's always people he meets through other friends, co-workers, and school activities. He told me it's like you're around them first, they know you and then you can go out with them. I have no experience with this but it seems like it makes sense.

Anyway good job, stay low inhib.
Proof that zero social circle autists are fucked, it's not over; it never even began.
 
Proof that zero social circle autists are fucked, it's not over; it never even began.

you can't keep expending ur social circle forever

coworkers never showed interest in me - quite the opposite

and I am not in college anymore

I am in the meat grinder

700 rejections

I still can't comprehend what I have done

it is fucking insane
 
Are you going to reveal any details about yourself such as appearance when it is done? @uninstall
 
The younger ones are a better option as they haven't experienced years of validation from thirsty men so they seem more pure & have not turned into Uber bitches yet.

They just love the attention but when you turn it negative they get mad as fuck 'cos how dare an insect look down on me rawrrrrrr.

Just damn dude, if you was wealthy or famous you would have some cunt selling herself to you but not for love; only what you have.
 
If this thread is good for anything, it's outed a lot of users as redpill PUA cucks

Always confirms what I've been thinking for a while about these young women all looking the same age. Like age 16 to age 25 all looks the same now cuz trash makeup and too much cock
 
Social circle is crucial. I think it's bs but it's the truth.
 
Thread starter confirmed low Iq
 
I hate femshits that much.
They destroyed my soul

Faulty or hasty generalization here:

The proportion Q of the sample has attribute A.
Therefore, the proportion Q of the population has attribute A.

or, here's another cognitive distortion/fallacious use of reason here:
evidence suggests X results in Y, yet the person in question insists Y was caused by something else.

Evidence suggests that approaching women randomly with an insult results in rejection, yet Uninstall insists that rejection was caused by the nature of "femshits". This is called slothful induction.

I'm tellin you, man, if you detect and eliminate all fallacies and cognitive distortions from yer life, you will probably become less angry and bitter. No guarantees that you won't get rejected. Or, put another way, no guarantees that you will receive an instant welcoming warm invitation .
 
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Approaches 10/10/2018
Uh.....

Let's go.
Who am l kidding, though.
It is over.

Let's at least have fun.

1. I just said hi. And she was very rude and l decided to bounce.
It was clear as a day that progressing further will lead to rejecto.
She was pretty but ugly somehow.

2. The exact same shit wtf

Except she was uglier.
Approached a trio of JB and asked them:
Do you know who Elliot Rodger is?
None of them said anything. They looked at each other like l ought to die.
I said - good luck in the fight against autism. Let's hope you can make it and bounced.
This is not an approach. I do it for fun.

3.l infiltrated a university.

Lmfao
They don't check anything.
Approached a 5 walking down the hall.
She fucking ignored me like the street cunts.
I will approach three more here and bail.

4. Small talk with a 21.

It was pretty funny. I will write in more detail.

Hi. You seem sympathetic. Almost..

Almost?

You can never be too careful.
(She blushed)

What is your name?

I am D.

I am X.

What?

Yes, X. (I have a weird and rare name). First time you hearing it?

Yes.

Well, girl, at least you will remember it forever. What are you up to?

Going to lectures.

What are you studying?

(I don't remember what she said).

How old are you?

Really? That is odd.

Ok. Keep it.

I am 21.

Ok. I am 29.

Then what are you doing here?

I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM

(They say honesty is the best policy, right?)

She ran.

Bit keep in mind that l had to pull her back with questions even before that.

So it was over anyway.

The approach was sick though.

Manliest voice l could produce.

5. I got "hm" from a foid that was a point lower than she thinks she is.

At least l mad her remove her headphones. Lmfao
This whole thing suck so much.
I wanna die today.

6. She was too weak to end it

I pulled 5 or so lines out of her.

She was making a face of disgust buy trying to hide it.

Eventually, she said l have to catch the store and go home - implying that she want to go to a store before it has closed.

On the outside this looks like a soft rejection. But it hurt a lot for some reason.

One more and l end it.

I don't deserve this at all.

My soul is destroyed.

To the xuxk tear faggots reading.

Go fuck yourself.

None of you know shit, pussies.

Do what l did and come back at me.

7. I said hi, she said nothing. Looked me like l am shit.

I said - blow me.

8. Got a laugh.

Yeah, faggots.

I failed.

Go celebrate.

8. I have a bf

Hi. You seem cute, almost. What's up?

Waiting for the bus...

If you had a bike like me, you wouldn't be waiting for it...

I don't think l can reach my destination on a bike,...

Where is that?

Boulevard Whatever

Really?

Yes.

I go there every day. Take me 40-50 minutes depending on the traffic and all..

Yes. But l am not good at riding a bike. I can't keep the front wheel steady..

What's your name? I am X.

I am (I forgot tbh).

How old are you?

27 (she looked really youngbfor 27)

I am 29.

So, you from here?

Yes.

Me too. You have a bf?

Yes. I do.

Then why are you waisting my time...

257 to go
 
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