Serious I want to give ascension one last try before I completely give up and fully embrace the blackpill (deathpill)

[asdf1234]

If I ascend, I will tell the mods and get a perma ban, there is 0 reason for sex/gf havers to be here.

Anyway, here are my stats.

24 y/o 5'8 ricecel, bottom 5% face (I basically look like Cho's uglier brother). I live in Australia. I have a degree but no fulltime job, sometimes I do cash in hand work but nothing lately. I would say my personality is actually my strong point. I'm a very nice person, empathetic person. I like to help people as much as possible, I try not to get taken advantage of, sometimes it happens but I generally know my boundaries.

Anyway, seeking real (non-bluepilled) advice on how to meet a girl and get a girlfriend. I am genuinely interested in getting a girlfriend and not just pump and dumping. If you don't want to be called out as a bluepilledcel for your opinions, email me at [email protected].

Please brocels, I want to give coping one last chance, wish me luck

 

[1m62dtr]

Get money
Surgery

Here you go

 

[asdf1234]

Get money
Surgery

Here you go

no job

 

[Haywire]

wtf does bottom 5% rice face look like?

 

[1m62dtr]

no job

Get a job, become a drug dealer, whatever

 

[Animecel2D]

I hate to say this but I think it’s over for you, man.

Good luck I guess.

 

[Haywire]

I hate to say this but I think it’s over for you, man.

Good luck I guess.

sounds like it tbh.

 

[asdf1234]

I hate to say this but I think it’s over for you, man.

Good luck I guess.

I want to ascend so bad or otherwise it's for real

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Maybe try kpopmaxxing.

 

[The Abyss]

Move to where the women are much shorter than you. Get money, surgery, lifts, be low inhibition.

 

[asdf1234]

Maybe try kpopmaxxing.

Only works for thin faced ricecels, I have a fat skull

 

[Angry_runt]

Get money
Surgery

There's no surgery that will turn an ugly guy into a good looking guy.

 

[SirIncel]

Ricecel in Chadstralia - I'm so sorry for you.

 

[1m62dtr]

There's no surgery that will turn an ugly guy into a good looking guy.

multiple surgeries

 

[Angry_runt]

multiple surgeries

Do you have some non-promotional, everyday, not postage-stamp-sized social media photos demonstrating this?

 

[1m62dtr]

Do you have some non-promotional, everyday, not postage-stamp-sized social media photos demonstrating this?

No, but I still believe a good surgeon and enough money can fix 3s. If you’re sub 3 it’s over

 

[Angry_runt]

No, but I still believe a good surgeon and enough money can fix 3s. If you’re sub 3 it’s over

It's just that with however many billions of people on social media and so many celebrities, it shouldn't be hard to find someone who was ugly in 2017 but good looking in 2020.

And congrats on ascending from greyceldom.

 

[1m62dtr]

It's just that with however many billions of people on social media and so many celebrities, it shouldn't be hard to find someone who was ugly in 2017 but good looking in 2020.

And congrats on ascending from greyceldom.

I’m not on social media, but yeah you right. And thx!

 

[dirtykombatcel]

over

Also JFL at having trash face and 5'8 in Chadstralia, just embrace it man.

 

[asdf1234]

Also JFL at having trash face and 5'8 in Chadstralia, just embrace it man.

Embrace for me is death, only thing keeping me going is cope

 

[Deleted member 29230]

Get money
Surgery

Here you go

No job? Well enjoy staying here only way you could ascend is like that