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UncannyValley

UncannyValley

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I hate fakecels and nonvirgins more than I hate kiwifarms and inc3ltears. They invade our spaces and places and act like they can relate to us ACTUAL incels. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
 
Jockcel said:
Mods should not allow anyone who has ever had sex with a regular girl. Period.

This should be obvious for a incel site. Wtf
 
Jockcel said:
Mods should not allow anyone who has ever had sex with a regular girl. Period.

That should include those who've had a girlfriend before or received a kiss
 
Yoyo said:
That should include those who've had a girlfriend before or received a kiss

That too. This isn't even an incel site anymore
 
Yoyo said:
Jockcel said:
Mods should not allow anyone who has ever had sex with a regular girl. Period.
That should include those who've had a girlfriend before or received a kiss
 
I´ve had sex in the past, doesn´t change the fact that I´m incel. It means I´m unable to get sex for free with a girl that isn´t obese or disfigured and have long ass dryspells between lays. Bars/clubs/online dating doesn´t work for me because I don´t meet the minimum looks thresold.
 
Getlooksordie said:
I´ve had sex in the past, doesn´t change the fact that I´m incel. It means I´m unable to get sex for free with a girl that isn´t obese or disfigured and have long ass dryspells. Bars/clubs/online dating doesn´t work for me because I don´t meet the minimum looks thresold.

So you payed her?
 
lol yall can fuck off I haven't had sex in 12 years and most of this site hasn't had hair on their balls for half of that.
 
Also it seems like they're obsessed with us, like they either get a kick out of our misery or are fantasists in denial


Thunderjaw said:
lol yall can fuck off I haven't had sex in 12 years and most of this site hasn't had hair on their balls for half of that.

Unless you're 12 you can fuck off yourself

While we're playing incel Olympics, I'm 27 and have never been fucking touched
 
Thunderjaw said:
lol yall can fuck off I haven't had sex in 12 years and most of this site hasn't had hair on their balls for half of that.
Normie OUT
 
UncannyValley said:
So you payed her?
no, I´ve had sex for free with different girls. However I´ve put in insane amount of effort to get laid. I´ve literally approached over 1000 women in my life and put all my energy into trying to get laid just to get a couple of lays. If I wanted to get a lay now I know I´d have to spend years cold approaching hundreds of women just to fuck one slut. That´s why I consider myself incel. The only way for me to get sex is by fucking hookers and even then the sex is anything but frequent.

You can definitely be incel even if you had sex for free before.

It´s like telling someone who is starving that he is not really starving because he had a meal 2 months ago. Being incel fucking sucks and everyday is more painful than the last. I wished I was dead.
 
UncannyValley said:
I hate fakecels and nonvirgins more than I hate kiwifarms and inc3ltears. They invade our spaces and places and act like they can relate to us ACTUAL incels. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

DAILY REMINDER: Mentalcels are truecels, stop the fucking memes please, if you're autistic and not above like 7/10 good fucking luck nigger, good fucking luck.
 
If you have had sex before your not an incel and no a 2/10 mentally broken landwhale doesn't count
 
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I get told here and other rateme sites Im a minimum 4/10 maybe 5/10, but I'm hyperautisticand KHHV at 25 Y/O so I will fight anyone who says I'm fAKeceLl
 
Recon9 said:
I get told here and other rateme sites Im a minimum 4/10 maybe 5/10, but I'm hyperautistic so I will fight anyone who says I'm fAKeceLl

If you've never had sex but want it, then you're incel


42cel said:

What about him?
 
Recon9 said:
UncannyValley said:
I hate fakecels and nonvirgins more than I hate kiwifarms and inc3ltears. They invade our spaces and places and act like they can relate to us ACTUAL incels. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
DAILY REMINDER: Mentalcels are truecels, stop the fucking memes please, if you're autistic and not above like 7/10 good fucking luck nigger, good fucking luck.
 
FaceandLMS can stay tbh even if he has had sex. He makes quality contributions
 
Non-virgin """incels""" need to get hanged (escorts don't count)
 
Popbob said:
If you have had sex before your not an incel and no a 2/10 mentally broken landwhale doesn't count

Yeah I've never been north of 4/10. Chubby girl who had just gotten out of an abusive relationship and wanted rebound sex. I thought she liked me and then she dumped me for a guy just like me but much better looking and this was at 18 before I started going bald. I also had a girl who was a slut give me pity sex on my 21st birthday, and that was the last time I had sex. I turn 34 this year.
 
Thunderjaw said:
Yeah I've never been north of 4/10. Chubby girl who had just gotten out of an abusive relationship and wanted rebound sex. I thought she liked me and then she dumped me for a guy just like me but much better looking and this was at 18 before I started going bald. I also had a girl who was a slut give me pity sex on my 21st birthday, and that was the last time I had sex. I turn 34 this year.

Fantastic! more fakecels who got laid before revealed
 
Popbob said:
Thunderjaw said:
Yeah I've never been north of 4/10. Chubby girl who had just gotten out of an abusive relationship and wanted rebound sex. I thought she liked me and then she dumped me for a guy just like me but much better looking and this was at 18 before I started going bald. I also had a girl who was a slut give me pity sex on my 21st birthday, and that was the last time I had sex. I turn 34 this year.
Fantastic! more fakecels who got laid before revealed
BAN THE INFIDEL!@#$%^&*I(*@U*#&#&#&#YY#U$
 
Thunderjaw said:
Yeah I've never been north of 4/10. Chubby girl who had just gotten out of an abusive relationship and wanted rebound sex. I thought she liked me and then she dumped me for a guy just like me but much better looking and this was at 18 before I started going bald. I also had a girl who was a slut give me pity sex on my 21st birthday, and that was the last time I had sex. I turn 34 this year.

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
@Thunderjaw is 33 years old, hasn't had sex in 12 years, and it was pity sex. I'd say he belongs here.
 
KyloRen said:
@Thunderjaw is 33 years old, hasn't had sex in 12 years, and it was pity sex. I'd say he belongs here.

Eehhhhh...I'm not so sure

Belongs here more than framecel222 at least
 
UncannyValley said:
Eehhhhh...I'm not so sure

A lot of the "nerdy/geeky" types of guys lose their virginity during their mid to late 20s. This guy couldn't even get laid once during that age. It's over for him. His only option is betabux a landwhale with kids from Tyrone.
 
KyloRen said:
A lot of the "nerdy/geeky" types of guys lose their virginity during their mid to late 20s. This guy couldn't even get laid once during that age. It's over for him. His only option is betabux a landwhale with kids from Tyrone.

And no one wants to do that.
 
UncannyValley said:
And no one wants to do that.

That's why I believe he belongs.
 
KyloRen said:
@Thunderjaw is 33 years old, hasn't had sex in 12 years, and it was pity sex. I'd say he belongs here.
"""""pitysex""""" bitch, please. PLEASE
 
UncannyValley said:
And no one wants to do that.
fuck even the OP is a fuckin volcel.... whats is becoming of this fucking forum??
 
Recon9 said:
"""""pitysex""""" bitch, please. PLEASE

Even if he was lying and it was "real" sex, those are 12 years from 21 to 33.
 
Recon9 said:
"""""pitysex""""" bitch, please. PLEASE

@thunderjaw, what do you mean by pity sex?
 
Recon9 said:
fuck even the OP is a fuckin volcel.... whats is becoming of this fucking forum??

You want to be a provider for some washed up landwhale who'll only give you sex once a month?
 
You know it's all the young cels who haven't faced decades of failure who can't imagine being incel having seen some tiny amount of success.

I've been used once and had a girl let me use her once. I've never known love. I've never had like a passionate make out session. I've actually had more sex than I've cuddled another human being since I was 13, because the rebound girl didn't want to and the friendly slut was totally just like throwing me a GFE without making me pay for it, but she wouldn't kiss me at all.

I would totally take Beta Cuck status if I got fucked just like once a month or something, but no one actually wants to be my wife and have me pay for her life while she fucks hot guys so I can't even have that. Girls seem like they can find hotter guys with more money than me for that if they want it.
 
inceltears and Loomis.net are the worst sites for me
 
lnceltears and Lookism are the worst sites for me.
 
UncannyValley said:
@thunderjaw, what do you mean by pity sex?

I mean that this girl I was friends with (playing the emotional tampon, helping her get over her dad dying, etc) found out I had barely ever had sex and that it was my 21st birthday and offered to let me fuck her for the night if I didn't tell anyone. She was the kind of slut who just floated around frat parties getting free alcohol and picking a guy to fuck her before she went home and sex wasn't a huge deal to her. It was literally a slut throwing an act of charity at me.

For reference, I think she was late 20s early 30s. Getting too old to run frat parties anymore. And like I said, I've never been north of 4/10. She wasn't a hot slut, just a slut.
 
Thunderjaw said:
I mean that this girl I was friends with (playing the emotional tampon, helping her get over her dad dying, etc) found out I had barely ever had sex and that it was my 21st birthday and offered to let me fuck her for the night if I didn't tell anyone. She was the kind of slut who just floated around frat parties getting free alcohol and picking a guy to fuck her before she went home and sex wasn't a huge deal to her. It was literally a slut throwing an act of charity at me.

You're one of us.
 
i want to die rn cause i just sneezed 11 times in a ro- make that 12, fuuuuuuuuck
 
tenta said:
i want to die rn cause i just sneezed 11 times in a ro- make that 12, fuuuuuuuuck

Lol what. How?
 

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