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I want a job now after neeting for so long

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No job appeals to me, and there is zero incentive for me to get a job, but I have found something I want to do/ be

I want to be a jobcentre work coach.

I have observed their job for years now as I have been on jobseeker allowance, but only last week the idea came to me

I want to wear a suit, be apart of an office and do what they do

Thoughts?
 
I want to wear a suit, be apart of an office and do what they do
This isn't what the office life is, it's fucking brutal (especially if you're incel lmao) you're getting brainwashed by media into thinking an office cubicle job is nice, cozy and not a lot of effort while in reality it's suifuel.

if you want normie co-workers to clown on you, then sure go ahead. My advice will always be NEET if you're able to. However do what you think is right, don't come to here for life advice tbh
 
id like money without having to do any work :feelscomfy::feelsUgh:
 
if youre from Latam I can teach you how to fraud disability and get juicy benefits (and even if then, you still want to work, disability bux means the employer pays less taxes, so theyll want to hire you -specially since it will be clear you are not, actually, disabled)
:bigbrain:
 
This isn't what the office life is, it's fucking brutal (especially if you're incel lmao) you're getting brainwashed by media into thinking an office cubicle job is nice, cozy and not a lot of effort while in reality it's suifuel.

if you want normie co-workers to clown on you, then sure go ahead. My advice will always be NEET if you're able to. However do what you think is right, don't come to here for life advice tbh
True, but many subhumans come in pretending to look for work; I am one

But If I am the one in the suit I am in control and call pressure them to be a wagie and reduce their payments

I want to feel important and authoritative
 
Become an Uber driver and smell Stacie’s’ seats.
 
No job appeals to me, and there is zero incentive for me to get a job, but I have found something I want to do/ be

I want to be a jobcentre work coach.

I have observed their job for years now as I have been on jobseeker allowance, but only last week the idea came to me

I want to wear a suit, be apart of an office and do what they do

Thoughts?

Are you from australia by any chance
 
Hard to tell if you are being serious about that particular desire; personally sick of twiddling my thumbs each day. Want greater disposable income to improve my quality of life. It's the little things that will make waking up each day worth it, though I'll be waking up to enter a hellish work environment. Between a rock and a hard place.
 
if youre from Latam I can teach you how to fraud disability and get juicy benefits (and even if then, you still want to work, disability bux means the employer pays less taxes, so theyll want to hire you -specially since it will be clear you are not, actually, disabled)
:bigbrain:
I am already doing that

I mean I want to be a jobcentre work coach
 
>Become a job centre work coach
>Be assigned to deal with a single mother of 3
>Sanction single mother of 3 so she has no money to pay her bills and feed her children
>Mother faces homelessness because she can't afford to pay her bills and feed her children
>You step in and offer to cancel the sanction if she has sex with you
>Ascension
 
>Become a job centre work coach
>Be assigned to deal with a single mother of 3
>Sanction single mother of 3 so she has no money to pay her bills and feed her children
>Mother faces homelessness because she can't afford to pay her bills and feed her children
>You step in and offer to cancel the sanction if she has sex with you
>Ascension
Based until the last 2
 
im myself assessing ways to write legal letters for person-specific tax exemptions, as well as non-disability based welfare plans and so on. of course, I dont see this as contradictory with my anti-union hobby idea... its called lifeboat ethics :feelshehe:
 
Is there a sector you want to work in? Whether in the past as a kid or something you think won't ask too many questions?
 
Probably need a degree and experience for that mate.
 
If you can't hold a job yourself, how are you qualified to attain jobs for others and help them keep them?
 
Those places are just plain depressing dude.
 
Hard to tell if you are being serious about that particular desire; personally sick of twiddling my thumbs each day. Want greater disposable income to improve my quality of life. It's the little things that will make waking up each day worth it, though I'll be waking up to enter a hellish work environment. Between a rock and a hard place.
A regular low to medium income job will not improve your quality of life. Infact, it will suck it out of you. Unless you are a normie job environment and the people in it are constant annoyances and stress.
 
No job appeals to me, and there is zero incentive for me to get a job, but I have found something I want to do/ be

I want to be a jobcentre work coach.

I have observed their job for years now as I have been on jobseeker allowance, but only last week the idea came to me

I want to wear a suit, be apart of an office and do what they do

Thoughts?
Why that specifically? Just curious
 
i worked at the jobcentre for a couple of years. its fucking terrible.
 
999% of jobs are shit
 
The neet life isn't for everyone. Only the strongest survive.
 
This isn't what the office life is, it's fucking brutal (especially if you're incel lmao) you're getting brainwashed by media into thinking an office cubicle job is nice, cozy and not a lot of effort while in reality it's suifuel.

if you want normie co-workers to clown on you, then sure go ahead. My advice will always be NEET if you're able to. However do what you think is right, don't come to here for life advice tbh
 
No office job for us subhumans, we belong to the warehouses
 
This isn't what the office life is, it's fucking brutal (especially if you're incel lmao) you're getting brainwashed by media into thinking an office cubicle job is nice, cozy and not a lot of effort while in reality it's suifuel.

if you want normie co-workers to clown on you, then sure go ahead. My advice will always be NEET if you're able to. However do what you think is right, don't come to here for life advice tbh
Better than being worked like a Hebrew slave in a warehouse fucking privileged whitecollarcel :feelswhat:
 
If you can't hold a job yourself, how are you qualified to attain jobs for others and help them keep them?
Because you don’t have to work those jobs yourself and it’s not their job to help people keep them either
 

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